Boring Shit About Your Life

[locachica73]

My kids use to go to the local car dealership by our house and take half smoked cigarettes, I finally convinced them there were going to get mouth herpies so they stopped.

[Robin]

I've been taking unnecessarily long bathrooms breaks because I don't want to sit at my work desk.

[nationocean]

i'm not wearing any underwear today. i said to myself this morning, why not go commando? also, my phone looks like it is about to die and i forgot my charger at home.

[ENluv12]

I've been taking unnecessarily long bathrooms breaks because I don't want to sit at my work desk.

This is me x 1,000. I have no CLUE what I am going to do for the next 3.5 hours. help.

[Mugwog]

Just took a huge shit.

[ENluv12]

Pics or it didn't happen.

actually, I take that back.

[zircona1]

I got a summons for jury duty next week. I hope nothing happens. I got two concerts (out of town) and an all day event on Friday.

[Robin]

This is me x 1,000. I have no CLUE what I am going to do for the next 3.5 hours. help.

I think I loitered in the bathroom for about 40 minutes this morning. And this was after I snuck out of work to get breakfast.

I usually read the news to kill time.

[ENluv12]

^ Yeah, the news is usually my last resort. I am trying to read every thread on here first.... Still have 3 hours to kill. That last 30 literally felt as long as the first half of my day.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I really wanted to buy train tickets for my trip next month, but it requires my passport number and now I must wait.

[Mugwog]

Pics or it didn't happen.

actually, I take that back.

Interesting fact:
Mugwog was banned from using a child hood friends bathroom due to clogging one upstairs bathroom so badly that it destroyed the plumbing for the other toilets in the house.

That turd we took a picture of.

[locachica73]

I think I loitered in the bathroom for about 40 minutes this morning.

When I worked for a larger company and partied quite a bit I use to go into the bathroom and take power naps. I wish I could get away with that here but they would just stand outside the door and holla my name.

[ENluv12]

Oh. em. gee. I literally just laughed so hard I started crying.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I have a friend who, when he had an office job, would routinely masturbate in the bathroom at work, often multiple times a day.

[ENluv12]

When I worked for a larger company and partied quite a bit I use to go into the bathroom and take power naps. I wish I could get away with that here but they would just stand outside the door and holla my name.

I don't think I could get away with that here. Maybe if I went to another floor....

[ENluv12]

I have a friend who, when he had an office job, would routinely masturbate in the bathroom at work, often multiple times a day.

How do you get turned on next to someone pooping? I hope it was a single bathroom.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I believe it was a single bathroom. This guy has masturbated everywhere though. He told me he once masturbated at the barber while getting his haircut.

[Robin]

When I worked for a larger company and partied quite a bit I use to go into the bathroom and take power naps. I wish I could get away with that here but they would just stand outside the door and holla my name.

I don't think people realize when I'm away from my desk for prolonged periods of time. I've left just to drive around before. I'm pretty sure I can get away with taking a power nap in my car.
I even left at 2pm yesterday without saying a word to anyone, and no one said anything to me today.

I have a friend who, when he had an office job, would routinely masturbate in the bathroom at work, often multiple times a day.

I'll admit that I've masturbated at a previous job, but it was a single person bathroom.

[Mugwog]

That's determination.

[locachica73]

I have done that too, under orders from my "friend" at the time, that was a fun relationship.

[JustSteve]

i'm reading this thread.

[Robin]

I believe it was a single bathroom. This guy has masturbated everywhere though. He told me he once masturbated at the barber while getting his haircut.

Is this a game that men play?
Do you get points for the most creative places to masturbate?

[ENluv12]

I believe it was a single bathroom. This guy has masturbated everywhere though. He told me he once masturbated at the barber while getting his haircut.

This literally blows my mind. Maybe it is just me, but masturbation doesn't even occur to me while at work!

[locachica73]

It is a good way to break up the day...

[ENluv12]

I have done that too, under orders from my "friend" at the time, that was a fun relationship.

Maybe I just need new friends.

[ENluv12]

I want a new avatar. Someone wanna help me find a good one?

[Mugwog]

Is this a game that men play?
Do you get points for the most creative places to masturbate?

No we just get bored and think, "Hey..... my cock needs a good stroking right now... better than looking at a computer screen or doing work"

[Robin]

Maybe I just need new friends.

Maybe you just need to masturbate at work.
That will at least kill some of the time you have left.

[ENluv12]

^ We don't have single stalls.

[Mugwog]

Robin is a win of a gal