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    i'm not wearing any underwear today. i said to myself this morning, why not go commando? also, my phone looks like it is about to die and i forgot my charger at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I've been taking unnecessarily long bathrooms breaks because I don't want to sit at my work desk.
    This is me x 1,000. I have no CLUE what I am going to do for the next 3.5 hours. help.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Just took a huge shit.

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    Pics or it didn't happen.

    actually, I take that back.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I got a summons for jury duty next week. I hope nothing happens. I got two concerts (out of town) and an all day event on Friday.
    We're here to play some Mississippi Delta Blues. We're in a horrible depression, and I gotta admit - we're starting to like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    This is me x 1,000. I have no CLUE what I am going to do for the next 3.5 hours. help.
    I think I loitered in the bathroom for about 40 minutes this morning. And this was after I snuck out of work to get breakfast.

    I usually read the news to kill time.

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    ^ Yeah, the news is usually my last resort. I am trying to read every thread on here first.... Still have 3 hours to kill. That last 30 literally felt as long as the first half of my day.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I really wanted to buy train tickets for my trip next month, but it requires my passport number and now I must wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    actually, I take that back.
    Interesting fact:
    Mugwog was banned from using a child hood friends bathroom due to clogging one upstairs bathroom so badly that it destroyed the plumbing for the other toilets in the house.

    That turd we took a picture of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I think I loitered in the bathroom for about 40 minutes this morning.
    When I worked for a larger company and partied quite a bit I use to go into the bathroom and take power naps. I wish I could get away with that here but they would just stand outside the door and holla my name.
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    Oh. em. gee. I literally just laughed so hard I started crying.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I have a friend who, when he had an office job, would routinely masturbate in the bathroom at work, often multiple times a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    When I worked for a larger company and partied quite a bit I use to go into the bathroom and take power naps. I wish I could get away with that here but they would just stand outside the door and holla my name.
    I don't think I could get away with that here. Maybe if I went to another floor....
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I have a friend who, when he had an office job, would routinely masturbate in the bathroom at work, often multiple times a day.
    How do you get turned on next to someone pooping? I hope it was a single bathroom.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I believe it was a single bathroom. This guy has masturbated everywhere though. He told me he once masturbated at the barber while getting his haircut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    When I worked for a larger company and partied quite a bit I use to go into the bathroom and take power naps. I wish I could get away with that here but they would just stand outside the door and holla my name.
    I don't think people realize when I'm away from my desk for prolonged periods of time. I've left just to drive around before. I'm pretty sure I can get away with taking a power nap in my car.
    I even left at 2pm yesterday without saying a word to anyone, and no one said anything to me today.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I have a friend who, when he had an office job, would routinely masturbate in the bathroom at work, often multiple times a day.
    I'll admit that I've masturbated at a previous job, but it was a single person bathroom.

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    That's determination.

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    I have done that too, under orders from my "friend" at the time, that was a fun relationship.
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    i'm reading this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I believe it was a single bathroom. This guy has masturbated everywhere though. He told me he once masturbated at the barber while getting his haircut.
    Is this a game that men play?
    Do you get points for the most creative places to masturbate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I believe it was a single bathroom. This guy has masturbated everywhere though. He told me he once masturbated at the barber while getting his haircut.
    This literally blows my mind. Maybe it is just me, but masturbation doesn't even occur to me while at work!
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    It is a good way to break up the day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I have done that too, under orders from my "friend" at the time, that was a fun relationship.
    Maybe I just need new friends.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I want a new avatar. Someone wanna help me find a good one?
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Is this a game that men play?
    Do you get points for the most creative places to masturbate?
    No we just get bored and think, "Hey..... my cock needs a good stroking right now... better than looking at a computer screen or doing work"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    Maybe I just need new friends.
    Maybe you just need to masturbate at work.
    That will at least kill some of the time you have left.

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    ^ We don't have single stalls.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Robin is a win of a gal

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    ^ We don't have single stalls.
    look at this way: you and a coworker can skip out on work together

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    It's more like an itch that just needs to get scratched. I can usually wait until i get home.
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