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    This is my favorite thread on this board. And it's not close. Keep it coming!

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    my iPhone is completely turned off, that doesn't happen a lot.
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    I stepped on a lawn rake that was covered in rust and it pierced my foot all the way through and rust is now slowly traveling up my bloodstream and soon I will find the refuge in sweet, rust induced death as my eyes curdle into bloody milk and I no longer have to suffer the day to day afflictions of all of you and this bullshit.

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    Only a ginger would be killed by a stationary rake.

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    I peeled off the skin of my knee and made a doll a doily so that she can have a fancier tea time.

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    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    my roommate has a pull up bar on his door and it fell down on my forehead. im currently using a bag of frozen veggies to ease the fact that i have to grow bangs to cover my forming bump.
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    Remember when mayonnaise jars costs six pennies? Corn's on sale again at the store, but you have to get there so early and (that ethnic group that didn't used to live here in droves) always get there first, it's almost too much hassle. But I know that you like corn.

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    I just read a good chunk of this thread because I was bored.

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    davers has a solid avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DFrank View Post
    my roommate has a pull up bar on his door and it fell down on my forehead. im currently using a bag of frozen veggies to ease the fact that i have to grow bangs to cover my forming bump.
    Someone I know has whiplash from doing chin ups on a chin up bar that fell down mid chin-up. The doctor even laughed at her.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I'm chewing gum that has lost flavor but I keep chewing...endlessly...
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Currently, I am searching for an apartment in Oakland. As it turns out, the place I am the most smitten with is 2 blocks away from the house my BFF lived in during the early 00s.
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    My favorite part about working out is getting to leave the gym.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I stepped on a lawn rake that was covered in rust and it pierced my foot all the way through and rust is now slowly traveling up my bloodstream and soon I will find the refuge in sweet, rust induced death as my eyes curdle into bloody milk and I no longer have to suffer the day to day afflictions of all of you and this bullshit.
    Your impending septicemia is too exciting for this thread
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaks View Post
    Your impending septicemia is too exciting for this thread
    this is gonna be one of those threads where some one dies and the media says they were encouraged by their friends on the interwebz
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Just enrolled in a motorcycle class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Just enrolled in a motorcycle class.
    first step to becoming a lesbian.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    I am back in Palm Springs. The only thing that changed since I left was the loss of a crack whore - and John & Ken got in trouble.

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    Welcome back cotter.
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    Smooches. =)

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    I just did 10 people in this family tree project I have for a childhood development class. I used ancestry.com.

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    picking up Ibprofen at walgreens
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I am back in Palm Springs. The only thing that changed since I left was the loss of a crack whore - and John & Ken got in trouble.
    Is that giant pink billboard dedicated to Jackie Houston on the 10 just before Date Palm still there? Can you snap a picture and let me know if they take it down before April? Kthanx.


    We went to the zoo today and the animals were getting very frisky. One little monkey was drooling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I stepped on a lawn rake that was covered in rust and it pierced my foot all the way through and rust is now slowly traveling up my bloodstream and soon I will find the refuge in sweet, rust induced death as my eyes curdle into bloody milk and I no longer have to suffer the day to day afflictions of all of you and this bullshit.
    Before you blindly stepped on that old rake, did you happen to notice if there was a spade or a shovel nearby? I'm so bored that I'd be willing to bury you before the stench of your death permeated the message board.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I peeled off the skin of my knee and made a doll a doily so that she can have a fancier tea time.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Is that giant pink billboard dedicated to Jackie Houston on the 10 just before Date Palm still there? Can you snap a picture and let me know if they take it down before April? Kthanx.


    We went to the zoo today and the animals were getting very frisky. One little monkey was drooling.
    If I get bored, I'll snap a photo.

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    Get bored. Get bored. Yes!

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    I'm eating a spicy prawn roll.
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    Showered. Playing robot unicorn.
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    Had 3 chicken breast for dinner. The set has ran out of vanilla coke. I have requested more

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    On set coke is not what it used to be.
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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