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    ROBIN DON'T SPEND $100 ON CANDY INTENDED PRIMARILIY FOR YOURSELF AND GET UPSET THAT PEOPLE PILFER LARGE QUANTITIES OF IT FREQUENTLY WITH NO INTENTION OF REIMBURSING YOU

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Because it's kind of lame to keep a candy drawer that you have total control over. It's fucking candy.
    You are right, it's lame to buy candy for the whole office and then try to keep one person from taking it all for themselves at once.
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    Actually, we eliminated the candy drawer for the whole office, because we installed vending machines where you can spend $.25 and get candy. As was mentioned, Robin buys candy that she keeps in her drawer with her own money. So maybe she should have total control over it?

    Though in defense of most of employees, they probably don't know that she pays for it with her own money. Like, even if she were to mention repeatedly that she pays for it with her own money, they wouldn't listen.

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    We have a free candy drawer for the entire office. One guy in particular probably eats 50% of what we put in there. Fortunately, that one guy is me.
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    I have a bag of candy in my drawer that no one knows about but me because I'm desperate to feel superior than coworkers passing by and revel in their ignorance, cackling to myself with glee that they'll never get any of it! Any of it!

    I also forgot it was in there until just now.

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    Bolster your coffers.

    Collect ten bucks apiece from all your "regulars" the first week of January for your candy co-op, except from the most jacked-up guy in the office. He will be your "muscle." and will earn his candy by shaking down your deadbeats.

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    In an effort to promote healthy lifestyles, the office vending machine containing candy, chips and pop was replaced with snack foods that are organic and healthy, like kale chips and dried fruit. No one bought anything, and now were back to candy and crap in the machine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Though in defense of most of employees, they probably don't know that she pays for it with her own money. Like, even if she were to mention repeatedly that she pays for it with her own money, they wouldn't listen.
    Ugh. I do mention it repeatedly, but they don't seem to care. One of the employees (intern) today is just a spoiled brat. I told her repeatedly to put the bag back in my drawer, and she tried giving me this "cute" face that probably only works on her daddy.

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    Bolster your coffers.

    Collect ten bucks apiece from all your "regulars" the first week of January for your candy co-op, except from the most jacked-up guy in the office. He will be your "muscle." and will earn his candy by shaking down your deadbeats.
    I won't dare ask for money from one of the regulars. He's in charge of the company's budget, so if I keep him in a good mood, sometimes he'll let me spend company money on things that aren't necessities.

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    Yeah, I don't see what the problem is. Like, the welfare office should just have a money vault that's open to the public, and if they desperately need some money, they could just walk in and take a little. It's supposed to be for everyone!
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    I haven't logged in here for weeks…
    Wedding planning & a promotion at work are kicking my ass.
    That is all.
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    HEY YOU ALL DID YOU KNOW 83 IS GETTING MARRIED? TO A GIRL?
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    Is that gay? …That doesn't make me gay, right?
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    Gay is the answer to everything.

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    Has the pejorative "gay" changed its colloquial meaning to insufferably obnoxious? If so, yes.

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    Glad to see nothing's changed around here
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    Yes. I'm still here, Cara's still here, Jen's still here, Randy's still here, lots of people are still here, and they all think you're an obnoxious twat.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Eatin' pretzels. Yum.

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    Being bored, resisting the urge to kick my supervisor.
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    Taking a pretty unremarkable poop right now.

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    i love how business textbooks are always a few years old and tout examples of well-run businesses that have since proven to be shitty. thanks for telling me how great the boeing dreamliner is or about GM's commitment to its customers.
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    My sons girlfriend is in the living room watching breaking bad, she's a season ahead of me so I'm hiding in my room to avoid finding out what's gonna happen.
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    kick the bitch out

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    I developed a cold Saturday night and am still having buckets of mucus congesting my nasal cavity all these days later. Like, 4 Peter North cumshots' worth of snot when I got out of the shower earlier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    Glad to see nothing's changed around here
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    Yes. I'm still here, Cara's still here, Jen's still here, Randy's still here, lots of people are still here, and they all think you're an obnoxious twat.
    Hey now, I like Eliza83th. She's on my facebook, and her delightful posts cheer me up every day.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I got home last night and had no water, Cox hit the water main while digging a hole (BLUESTAKE IS YOUR FRIEND). Every time I peed I would forget that there was no water and try to flush the toilet, then I would get mad that it wouldn't flush because the water was off, then immediately walk over to the sink and turn the water on to wash my hands only to get mad again that it wouldn't work. It was a very frustrating night. Then about 9PM I heard the pipes gurgle, I jumped out of bed, ran in and flushed the toilet and washed my hands. It was glorious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    My sons girlfriend is in the living room watching breaking bad, she's a season ahead of me so I'm hiding in my room to avoid finding out what's gonna happen.
    They make meth, meth users like it, they sell it.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Also Walt Jr. eats breakfast

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    Saul is nominated to the Supreme Court so the show relocates to Washington D.C. for the last two seasons.
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    Also Walt Jr. eats breakfast
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    from one of business textbooks:

    nike tests new shoes with inner-city street gangs
    what the hell are they testing!?
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    Taking the driving test for my class A commercial license next week. After the ordeal this has been to obtain it next week (hopefully) I can honestly say I don't ever want to step foot in a DMV ever again.
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