Boring Shit About Your Life

[frizzlefry]

It's like Post Coachella Depression except without drugs

[nyarlathotoats]

I'm not celebrating this Halloween. Nope, pizza and scary movies it is.

[ThatGirl]

I'm not celebrating this Halloween. Nope, pizza and scary movies it is.

Me too. Lights are out, with Dexter and Zombie movies on PVR, and a bottle of vino with cheese and crackers.

[gaypalmsprings]

Watching the Magnificent Seven on TCM video-on-demand. Cooking salmon in the microwave.

[lehorne]

half of that evening sounded nice.

Some Mom is collecting candy for her newborn. I asked her "they're eating candy already?". She said said "well, you know they need their....(trails off into nothing)." "What do they like? Reeses or Kittkatt?"

[ThatGirl]

Cooking salmon in the microwave.

Does your whole place reek now?

[Archie Bunker]

Somehow it pisses me off when 16 year olds come to the door for trick-or-treating.

You have no more right that candy than I do, punk.

[Robin]

I can't find my mail-in ballot and I'll be out of state on Election Day

[gaypalmsprings]

Does your whole place reek now?

No. I put lots of lemon juice on it to keep the smell down.

[fatbastard]

Just came home from house of bread.

[HotHamWater]

I'm a big fan of their veggie delight sandwich.

[amyzzz]

Somehow it pisses me off when 16 year olds come to the door for trick-or-treating.

You have no more right that candy than I do, punk.

I think this is the last year my daughter trick or treated. She may have already been too old at 12.

[fatbastard]

I'm a big fan of their veggie delight sandwich.

Never tried a sandwich from there.

[Mugwog]

Woke up around 9:32am, had some yerba mate and a bowl. "Jungle Love" is playing on the radio.

[Drewski27]

I was going to drive down to Chino this morning to buy a ferret, but I just looked at my bank account and it said that it was probably a bad idea until next Friday. Boo.

[getbetter]

I plan to complete shut out everyone, put headphones on, go eat by myself on wednesday.

[bettycarolyn]

i'm currently singing my own lyrics to the christmas song "it's the most wonderful time of the year" ... "its the most stupidest time of the month!"

[guedita]

Oh. Because you have your period.

[bettycarolyn]

winner winner chicken dinner!!

[bettycarolyn]

with some ranch on the side

[guedita]

The worst. You.

[bettycarolyn]

aww boo

[scenicworld]

24/7 coverage needs + sick employee = Beth covering a double shift. hooray!

thankfully, I'm hourly and can appreciate a few hours of double time.

[fatbastard]

I walked 3 miles today and in the process farted, burped, seen stars, and became nauseous.

[scenicworld]

in that order?

[fatbastard]

I believe so.

[scenicworld]

my 45 minute commute took 2 and a half hours and now I'm grumpy.

[ENluv12]

my 45 minute commute took 2 and a half hours and now I'm grumpy.

Yeah the weather today is leaving much to be desired. My normal 10 minute drive to work took 35. Still not bad but I was late.

[scenicworld]

Yeah the weather today is leaving much to be desired. My normal 10 minute drive to work took 35. Still not bad but I was late.

traffic from Temecula to Carlsbad is always pretty crappy but I guess a truck jack-knifed and blocked 3 of the 4 lanes just south of the 76. I've decided that I'm going to leave early to balance my coming in late this morning. seems like a fair compromise to me!

[bug on your lip]

whenever i hear Temecula i confuse it with that vampire bunny..

also, i have a murder tic whenever i hear someone say "winner winner chicken dinner "