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    I got stung by a scorpion today
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    I know a guy in real life that looks the general from the auto insurance commercials.
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    Smooches. =)

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    i discovered the cure for the common cold

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    I waited at DMV for over an hour only to be told that we missed the cut off for driving tests by 5 minutes. Now I have to take PTO to take my son to get his license. Just what I wanted to do with my time off.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Look at this way loca: You will have a minion to drive you places soon.

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    Last night at like one in the morning one of my roommates' band mates was trying to reheat 3 hot dogs that had been sitting in the grill for who knows how long and was rubbing them back and forth on the grill with his hands trying to get them to be warmed by what was left in the charcoal. When i said I didn't want one he asked me if it was because I was vegetarian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Look at this way loca: You will have a minion to drive you places soon.
    I am excited for that, hey son, run to the store and get me ______. But the continual "mom, can I borrow your car" will get old. I did meet up with my ex last night for a minute, he buys cars at the auction, fixes them and resells them for a higher cost, I reminded him that he owed me some money for wrecking my motorcycle so he is going to find my son his own car at a very discounted rate, if not free. My previous stupidity might finally pay off.
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    Well a good sign of that is he may teach your son how to take care of his vehicle properly and save him a TON of money. It's amazing how much you save once you know how your car works.

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    There is a tactical unit down the block from my house and the street is on lockdown due to a "weapons incident".
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    It's Thursday and I haven't made any plans for this weekend and it has me a little freaked out. I am such a baby, spending a weekend alone should not have me this freaked out.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    It's Thursday and I haven't made any plans for this weekend and it has me a little freaked out. I am such a baby, spending a weekend alone should not have me this freaked out.
    I'm the total opposite. I'm going to have the entire weekend to myself with no plans. I'm super excited. My brother is borrowing my car, so I can't really go out, unless I take the motorcycle, but that means no drinking. I went to the store last night and picked up a couple bottles of wine. It's going to be a no pants party. Feel free to join me.

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    I can't tell you how much I miss no pants days... Boo!!! Your plan sounds awesome. I just need to move to CA, I would never lack plans in CA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    There is a tactical unit down the block from my house and the street is on lockdown due to a "weapons incident".
    Probably someone didn't have their handgun locked up properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    Probably someone didn't have their handgun locked up properly.
    Apparently they took someone into custody but I guess it was pretty minor.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Today one of my friends commented on an advertisement containing a line graph posted by Dr Pepper's facebook page. It showed up in my newsfeed and I was curious so I read the comments. Over and over and over people pointed out the perceived "problems" with the graph, which were really just them showing off to the world that they don't know how to comprehend a simple fucking line graph. It was frustrating to see the same idiotic (wrong) comments over and over, each time with multiple people "liking" it. Christ.

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    My dad just came in when I was playing my vinyl copy of Colin Stetson's "New History Warfare Vol 1" and said it sounds like music from Borat.

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    Of 55 employees mine is the only direct deposit to not go through, and since I do payroll I can only blame myself.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Flannel should have been my first hint, but it's pink and I think it's cute. Looked in the mirror in the bathroom at work. I look like a lesbian. I'm guessing my helmet hair really isn't helping in this case, either.

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    Of 55 employees mine is the only direct deposit to not go through, and since I do payroll I can only blame myself.
    Haha! Yes. But at least you'll know how to handle yourself when you complain to yourself.
    I used to have direct deposit into my brother's account for rent. Since he owes me money, we agreed that I'll just stop paying rent until it evens out. I messed it up and ended up stopping mine and giving him my entire paycheck.
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    Actually there is one other person who didn't get theirs, she banks at the same bank as me, so I am going with bank error, because of course I DO NOT FUCK SHIT UP! Now I just have to wait for the bank to open so I can very calmly ask them where the fuck is my motherfuckin money.
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    Last night my fiance brought home a 10 lb. watermelon from a shoot she was working on, and we've basically just been eating it - and only it - all day long.
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    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    A cherry pit fell into my pajamas.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    stumbling around watching videos

    came across this

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    I love Pirate's Booty

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyeric View Post
    stumbling around watching videos

    came across this
    Brilliant!
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    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    I love Pirate's Booty
    I love that costco has the big bags of it. yummmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I love that costco has the big bags of it. yummmmmm
    I feel pirates booty gives me nothing but empty promises of satisfaction for white cheddar cravings.

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    Had the Austin Blues with a Spaten Optimizer for Lunch. Wurstkuche being so close to me is a dangerous thing.
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    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Watching adventure time & eating white chocolate chunk macadamia nut cookies.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Feeling myself getting fatter with all the crap long weekend barbeque junk food I've consumed since Thursday.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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