Boring Shit About Your Life

[fatbastard]

I waited 30 minutes for a fresh rotisserie chicken.

[alyssaf12]

Im sitting at home while Jenny Lewis is playing a free show at The Satellite. While my jerk boyfriend keeps sending me pics of it. Ugh I'm so angry I'm not there. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[scenicworld]

I just trimmed my puffer's teeth.

[disgustipated]

I got stung by a scorpion today

[nyarlathotoats]

I know a guy in real life that looks the general from the auto insurance commercials.

[H_is_O]

i discovered the cure for the common cold

[locachica73]

I waited at DMV for over an hour only to be told that we missed the cut off for driving tests by 5 minutes. Now I have to take PTO to take my son to get his license. Just what I wanted to do with my time off.

[Mugwog]

Look at this way loca: You will have a minion to drive you places soon.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Last night at like one in the morning one of my roommates' band mates was trying to reheat 3 hot dogs that had been sitting in the grill for who knows how long and was rubbing them back and forth on the grill with his hands trying to get them to be warmed by what was left in the charcoal. When i said I didn't want one he asked me if it was because I was vegetarian.

[locachica73]

Look at this way loca: You will have a minion to drive you places soon.

I am excited for that, hey son, run to the store and get me ______. But the continual "mom, can I borrow your car" will get old. I did meet up with my ex last night for a minute, he buys cars at the auction, fixes them and resells them for a higher cost, I reminded him that he owed me some money for wrecking my motorcycle so he is going to find my son his own car at a very discounted rate, if not free. My previous stupidity might finally pay off.

[Mugwog]

Well a good sign of that is he may teach your son how to take care of his vehicle properly and save him a TON of money. It's amazing how much you save once you know how your car works.

[ThatGirl]

There is a tactical unit down the block from my house and the street is on lockdown due to a "weapons incident".

[locachica73]

It's Thursday and I haven't made any plans for this weekend and it has me a little freaked out. I am such a baby, spending a weekend alone should not have me this freaked out.

[Robin]

It's Thursday and I haven't made any plans for this weekend and it has me a little freaked out. I am such a baby, spending a weekend alone should not have me this freaked out.

I'm the total opposite. I'm going to have the entire weekend to myself with no plans. I'm super excited. My brother is borrowing my car, so I can't really go out, unless I take the motorcycle, but that means no drinking. I went to the store last night and picked up a couple bottles of wine. It's going to be a no pants party. Feel free to join me.

[locachica73]

I can't tell you how much I miss no pants days... Boo!!! Your plan sounds awesome. I just need to move to CA, I would never lack plans in CA.

[OnlyNonStranger]

There is a tactical unit down the block from my house and the street is on lockdown due to a "weapons incident".

Probably someone didn't have their handgun locked up properly.

[ThatGirl]

Probably someone didn't have their handgun locked up properly.

Apparently they took someone into custody but I guess it was pretty minor.

[IceyHotshot]

Today one of my friends commented on an advertisement containing a line graph posted by Dr Pepper's facebook page. It showed up in my newsfeed and I was curious so I read the comments. Over and over and over people pointed out the perceived "problems" with the graph, which were really just them showing off to the world that they don't know how to comprehend a simple fucking line graph. It was frustrating to see the same idiotic (wrong) comments over and over, each time with multiple people "liking" it. Christ.

[IceyHotshot]

My dad just came in when I was playing my vinyl copy of Colin Stetson's "New History Warfare Vol 1" and said it sounds like music from Borat.

[locachica73]

Of 55 employees mine is the only direct deposit to not go through, and since I do payroll I can only blame myself.

[Robin]

Flannel should have been my first hint, but it's pink and I think it's cute. Looked in the mirror in the bathroom at work. I look like a lesbian. I'm guessing my helmet hair really isn't helping in this case, either.

Of 55 employees mine is the only direct deposit to not go through, and since I do payroll I can only blame myself.

Haha! Yes. But at least you'll know how to handle yourself when you complain to yourself.
I used to have direct deposit into my brother's account for rent. Since he owes me money, we agreed that I'll just stop paying rent until it evens out. I messed it up and ended up stopping mine and giving him my entire paycheck.

[locachica73]

Actually there is one other person who didn't get theirs, she banks at the same bank as me, so I am going with bank error, because of course I DO NOT FUCK SHIT UP! Now I just have to wait for the bank to open so I can very calmly ask them where the fuck is my motherfuckin money.

[nosurprises12]

Last night my fiance brought home a 10 lb. watermelon from a shoot she was working on, and we've basically just been eating it - and only it - all day long.

[fatbastard]

A cherry pit fell into my pajamas.

[heyeric]

stumbling around watching videos

came across this

[SepaGroove]

I love Pirate's Booty

[nosurprises12]

stumbling around watching videos

came across this

Brilliant!

[ENluv12]

I love Pirate's Booty

I love that costco has the big bags of it. yummmmmm

[Mugwog]

I love that costco has the big bags of it. yummmmmm

I feel pirates booty gives me nothing but empty promises of satisfaction for white cheddar cravings.

[EastLos01]

Had the Austin Blues with a Spaten Optimizer for Lunch. Wurstkuche being so close to me is a dangerous thing.