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    u held the elevator door, he tried to save u from hell by letting u know u should be Jewish

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    Wow, if that wasn't a complete 180. Maybe Madonna sent him.
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    My cat scratched my left tit fairly deep and I hope it scars.

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    A love scratch. I have to sig that.
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    The interior door latch on my old clunker has ceased functioning, so now I have to roll down the window (yes it has a hand crank) to reach out and unlatch it from the outside. I'm anticipating the outside latch will break soon, and I'll have to learn how to jump in and slide behind the wheel through the window, Dukes of Hazzard-style. (That, or it's off to the junkyard.)

    Sooo, anybody want an '88 Oldsmobile? It runs good. Really.
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    Found a receipt that was two months old

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    A bunch of papers on my desk.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    had mexican food from a mexican place that is not my favorite mexican place. total lunch fail.
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    Been at work for 6 hours, and I finally got around to unlocking my desk drawer.

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    Watching an episode of meet the browns....

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    Watching a commercial for LifeAlert.
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    I just read a friend's status update about how his asshole neighbor always takes up two spots when they park, in the same place, on the street. He rebelliously declared how he always takes that spot instead when he gets the chance. I then thought, this sounds like a boring story about his life. Then I realized telling the story from my perspective (as one who read his story), is just as if not more boring!
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    Also, today I learned that in the early 90s a porno was filmed during the weekend in my office. Not just the building, but the actual office I work in. Apparently my boss watched them film it and brought along his teenage son. We own a shrink wrapped copy of the VHS that we keep in the office, and there was once a second copy that a former employee was supposed to copy to DVDs for everyone. He never did, and kept the VHS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Watching a commercial for LifeAlert.
    I wish it still said the classic line.

    BSAML: Drank some almond chocolate milk out of the carton and finished it.

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    I reek of resin at work today.

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    Sometimes when I do a lot of data entry my fingers develop a nervous twitch, it's like my fingers have a stutter and I double stroke the keys all the time. I am pretty sure it's a sign of a brain tumor, or carpal tunnel.
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    Just bought a yellow snorkel set and hate snorkeling because my vision is poor and wear contact lens (which are susceptible to falling out if you open your eyes in water). Guess you can buy a prescription mask, but donít think Iím that hard core about it all and itís most likely cost prohibitive for the amount of snorkeling I do. Estimated average of one hour per five years or so.


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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Sometimes when I do a lot of data entry my fingers develop a nervous twitch, it's like my fingers have a stutter and I double stroke the keys all the time. I am pretty sure it's a sign of a brain tumor, or carpal tunnel.
    Maybe its finger tourettes?

    My boss gave us some peanut butter cookies today. They went good with coffee.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastLos01 View Post
    Maybe its finger tourettes?
    That would explain why I just randomly flip people off.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Staying in tonight, watching king of the hill.
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    I had to endure an hour of movie quote trivia to get my computer back yesterday after letting my my mom use it for awhile. This is purgatory.
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    I'm relearning my forgotten ambidexterity due to scalding my right hand from Ramen Noodles this evening. The skin is taut especially over the top of my middle and ring fingers. Shortly afterwards while driving, I screamed at the top of lungs for a good 45 seconds and kinda hurt my ears--being burned is very painful since the pain continues.

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    Just came back from the market: 1 gallon of water, a box of Exlax, and the Sunday paper.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Sitting here drinking coffee while J 'walks the cats' (takes the cats out to play). Got to get ready for work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Staying in tonight, watching king of the hill.
    who doesnt enjoy watching hank hill

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    So tired today. I almost microwaved a box of baking soda instead of my lunch.

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    I wish I'd bought a different camera. The one I bought is bigger and more cumbersome than I realized, and the charge runs out way too fast.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    I have fallen in love with my iPhone.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I waited 30 minutes for a fresh rotisserie chicken.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Im sitting at home while Jenny Lewis is playing a free show at The Satellite. While my jerk boyfriend keeps sending me pics of it. Ugh I'm so angry I'm not there. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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