Boring Shit About Your Life

[amyzzz]

Obama?

[IceyHotshot]

Today I held the elevator door open because I heard someone running to make it in. The young man thanked me, saying "what you did was very kind". He then asked "Are you Jewish?" (He was dressed in orthodox, Hasidic clothing). I said "no" and he proceeded to tell me "You will be punished for worshipping false idols, just like the heathens were during the flood of Noah". Yes, in a span of 30 seconds, he went from telling me I am "very kind" to damning me to hell.

[Starraven]

u held the elevator door, he tried to save u from hell by letting u know u should be Jewish

fair trade

[nyarlathotoats]

Wow, if that wasn't a complete 180. Maybe Madonna sent him.

[guedita]

My cat scratched my left tit fairly deep and I hope it scars.

[amyzzz]

A love scratch. I have to sig that.

[HowToDisappear]

The interior door latch on my old clunker has ceased functioning, so now I have to roll down the window (yes it has a hand crank) to reach out and unlatch it from the outside. I'm anticipating the outside latch will break soon, and I'll have to learn how to jump in and slide behind the wheel through the window, Dukes of Hazzard-style. (That, or it's off to the junkyard.)

Sooo, anybody want an '88 Oldsmobile? It runs good. Really.

[H_is_O]

Found a receipt that was two months old

[fatbastard]

A bunch of papers on my desk.

[JorgeC]

had mexican food from a mexican place that is not my favorite mexican place. total lunch fail.

[Robin]

Been at work for 6 hours, and I finally got around to unlocking my desk drawer.

[H_is_O]

Watching an episode of meet the browns....

[nyarlathotoats]

Watching a commercial for LifeAlert.

[IceyHotshot]

I just read a friend's status update about how his asshole neighbor always takes up two spots when they park, in the same place, on the street. He rebelliously declared how he always takes that spot instead when he gets the chance. I then thought, this sounds like a boring story about his life. Then I realized telling the story from my perspective (as one who read his story), is just as if not more boring!

[IceyHotshot]

Also, today I learned that in the early 90s a porno was filmed during the weekend in my office. Not just the building, but the actual office I work in. Apparently my boss watched them film it and brought along his teenage son. We own a shrink wrapped copy of the VHS that we keep in the office, and there was once a second copy that a former employee was supposed to copy to DVDs for everyone. He never did, and kept the VHS.

[Mugwog]

Watching a commercial for LifeAlert.

I wish it still said the classic line.

BSAML: Drank some almond chocolate milk out of the carton and finished it.

[guedita]

I reek of resin at work today.

[locachica73]

Sometimes when I do a lot of data entry my fingers develop a nervous twitch, it's like my fingers have a stutter and I double stroke the keys all the time. I am pretty sure it's a sign of a brain tumor, or carpal tunnel.

[lehorne]

Just bought a yellow snorkel set and hate snorkeling because my vision is poor and wear contact lens (which are susceptible to falling out if you open your eyes in water). Guess you can buy a prescription mask, but don’t think I’m that hard core about it all and it’s most likely cost prohibitive for the amount of snorkeling I do. Estimated average of one hour per five years or so.

[EastLos01]

Sometimes when I do a lot of data entry my fingers develop a nervous twitch, it's like my fingers have a stutter and I double stroke the keys all the time. I am pretty sure it's a sign of a brain tumor, or carpal tunnel.

Maybe its finger tourettes?

My boss gave us some peanut butter cookies today. They went good with coffee.

[locachica73]

Maybe its finger tourettes?

That would explain why I just randomly flip people off.

[nyarlathotoats]

Staying in tonight, watching king of the hill.

[SoulDischarge]

I had to endure an hour of movie quote trivia to get my computer back yesterday after letting my my mom use it for awhile. This is purgatory.

[Originalbob]

I'm relearning my forgotten ambidexterity due to scalding my right hand from Ramen Noodles this evening. The skin is taut especially over the top of my middle and ring fingers. Shortly afterwards while driving, I screamed at the top of lungs for a good 45 seconds and kinda hurt my ears--being burned is very painful since the pain continues.

[fatbastard]

Just came back from the market: 1 gallon of water, a box of Exlax, and the Sunday paper.

[matildawong]

Sitting here drinking coffee while J 'walks the cats' (takes the cats out to play). Got to get ready for work.

[H_is_O]

Staying in tonight, watching king of the hill.

who doesnt enjoy watching hank hill

[Robin]

So tired today. I almost microwaved a box of baking soda instead of my lunch.

[ThatGirl]

I wish I'd bought a different camera. The one I bought is bigger and more cumbersome than I realized, and the charge runs out way too fast.

[locachica73]

I have fallen in love with my iPhone.