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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    How about the death statistics for combining heroin and motorcycles?
    The heroin addict probably would have sold the motorcycle.


    In other boring news: Job hunting sucks.

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    My first root canal. Tramadol is a piss-poor substitute for a real opioid.

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    I admittedly am terrible at regulating the steeping time for my loose leaf tea... Still tastes like blueberries though.

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    Cut my finger moving a pane of glass today. It is the most extreme older brother of a paper cut you can imagine. My finger will never forgive me.

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    My bosses finally bought me coffee this morning, it's usually me buying them coffee. It tastes so much better when it's not my $5 buying it.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    After attending 3 weekends of music fests (Coachella & Stagecoach), I will have to attend to the laundry and house cleaning this weekend. Dammit.

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    I just realized that after the last 3 weeks of Coachella and Stagecoach, I can actually leave the premises without having to detour around closed streets and having to time my return home to coincide with the direction traffic will be flowing at the end of the night on Monroe Street! (From about 9pm-2am Monroe became a one way route away from the polo fields... I learned that after making what I thought would be a 10 minute trip down the street to get smokes one night... ended up becoming a 45 minute detour to get back home.)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    took two showers this week.

    cleaned out all my coachella gear last night.

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    My vaporizer keeps plugging up. By the time it finally unplugs I need to get high big time just to relax me. Ironic isn't it?

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    I am watching THIS IS SPINAL TAP for the umpteenth time and I still lmfao.

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    i hate group projects with a passion. i always end up doing the most work out of anyone. and the other people always do a shitty job. it's getting really fucking old.
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    the best songs are the ones that dont remind you of anyone in particular yet still give you that utter euphoric contentedness of perfection in your mind, body and soul. keep them close.
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    A bag of doritos > RHCP > getting kicked in the balls > Mumford & Sons > skinned alive > Macklemore
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    Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.

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    Im hiking up the israel /syria border today.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Im hiking up the israel /syria border tommorrow.
    that's not boring, that's awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    the best songs are the ones that dont remind you of anyone in particular yet still give you that utter euphoric contentedness of perfection in your mind, body and soul. keep them close.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    A bag of doritos > RHCP > getting kicked in the balls > Mumford & Sons > skinned alive > Macklemore
    Quote Originally Posted by elliottb View Post
    Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.

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    I just created an incessantly long password at work I'll have to retype in no less than a dozen times a night. GAH

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    The NASCAR race will be delayed due to rain.

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    Wearing a bra while sunburnt is a horrible thing.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I'm thinking of tearing out nearly all the grass in my backyard and making it low maintenance with some shrubs, paving stone and maybe a fire pit, with just a small spot of sod for the dogs to pee on.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    I just created an incessantly long password at work I'll have to retype in no less than a dozen times a night. GAH
    You could just have a small document with it open on the desktop so you can copy/paste it each time.
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    that kind of defeats the purpose of the password when you have it written in a document on the desktop
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Not if you don't save it and you're the only person using the computer at the time.

    EDIT: i'm assuming the password is to log into online accounts/servers etc and not the computer itself.
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    9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl

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    I'm eating lunch and waiting to take an online algebra class with my son. I really don't like algebra.

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    I just sat through a 3 hour meeting, I hate Mondays.
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    I have three papers due this Wednesday, but I graduate in two weeks so I couldn't care less
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Start new job tomorrow....i'd rather be back in school, 3 1/2 months.

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    I feel the need to poop.

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    woke up to a massive, throbbing cold sore. Yippee! Got to hurry and grow a mustache to cover it by picture day on Saturday. Emergency Stash. And have a client appointment this morning and I know they will be looking.

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    Today I decided to visit a graveyard for the first time in many years. Exactly twenty years ago, my best friend in 3rd grade died in an accident involving a trampoline and a tree rope. I guess he was playing alone and things went wrong in his backyard. He was the class clown and liked doing stunts and goofing off. It was extra shitty because we were fighting over something stupid like a toy prize earlier in the day at school and that was the last memory I had of him. It was Mother's Day around the time of the funeral and to see his mother there looking on was just the worst.

    Then some years later, there was a segment on a local show called Evening Magazine in Seattle about a psychic named George Anderson who supposedly had paranormal abilities to talk to the dead (yeah, ok). An example used on the show happened to be of my friend, Trent. The psychic told the mother on TV that Trent mentioned a few names and I was one of them. I don't remember what exactly was said (from the grave), but it was something like, "Tell xxx I'm OK" or "How is xxx doing?". So this Anderson psychic was either really good, just good at guessing names, or his mother filled him in somehow and acted surprised in order to give me a total mindfuck. I only met his mom a couple times so who knows. I asked to get a tape of the show to watch again but never did. I guess the moral is be good to your friends and family b/c they may kick off unexpectedly and speak badly about you through a psychic.
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    This is soooooooooooo not boring.

    I am fascinated and empathize with your loss of a school friend while young. That shit is weird, but I like to think it makes us wholer human beings early on.

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    I don't want to be the Debbie Downer but those psychics who can "reach beyond" on most occasions practice a technique called Cold Reading. The "psychic" looks around the room and randomly questions people about lost loved ones claiming they hear the spirits. They the psychic asks a number of questions until they can "narrow" it down to a specific audience member and based off the answers and the profile of said audience member he can make predictions that are eerily accurate but in reality are just good guesses based off the information given to him by the audience. Anybody can appear psychic on a television show with a little common sense and a whole lot of editing, in reality, those episodes would be much longer and the psychic looks like an idiot haplessly going through the audience looking for the right fit. If this was the case, George Anderson could have had a very long or lucky game of guess who with that mother trying to find the right information to make these predictions they just edited the hell out of it, she could have even said your name to but they could have cut that out. I wasn't there obviously though so who knows? Maybe this specific guy is legit.
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    more often than not psychics are wrong. However because nobody bothers stories of them getting it wrong and blabs to everyone about when they stumble upon something right, idiots assume they are generally right. All it takes is a small relative amount of morons to keep you in business.

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