Boring Shit About Your Life

[Mugwog]

^ We don't have single stalls.

look at this way: you and a coworker can skip out on work together

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

It's more like an itch that just needs to get scratched. I can usually wait until i get home.

[ENluv12]

look at this way: you and a coworker can skip out on work together

lulz

It's more like an itch that just needs to get scratched. I can usually wait until i get home.

You can wait to scratch an itch?

[locachica73]

Single bathrooms are a must, I can't even pee when someone is in the stall next to me, talk about stage fright.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

You can wait to scratch an itch?

it builds character.

[ENluv12]

Single bathrooms are a must, I can't even pee when someone is in the stall next to me, talk about stage fright.

RIGHT?!?! No way in hell that's happening. Just no.

[ENluv12]

it builds character.

I get panicky if I can't scratch an itch.

[Robin]

Single bathrooms are a must, I can't even pee when someone is in the stall next to me, talk about stage fright.

RIGHT?!?! No way in hell that's happening. Just no.

Handicap stall.
That's where all the business is done.

[ENluv12]

Yeah, but it is still in the same bathroom here! just a bigger stall.

[Mugwog]

part of the fun about public masturbation is almost getting caught.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I get panicky if I can't scratch an itch.

But it's so much more satisfying if you let the itch build and build and build.

[Mugwog]

so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?

[Robin]

Robin is a win of a gal

I like to stay classy.

Yeah, but it is still in the same bathroom here! just a bigger stall.

But less chances for stall neighbors to see your feet!
Sometimes, I bring my work laptop into the stall with me.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?

Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.

[ENluv12]

so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?

I think this is my post of the day.
/end thread

Edit: Can I sig this please?

[ENluv12]

But less chances for stall neighbors to see your feet!
Sometimes, I bring my work laptop into the stall with me.

So you work while you work on yourself?

[GuyInTucson]

I think this is my post of the day.
/end thread

Edit: Can I sig this please?

Why are you asking?

[GuyInTucson]

Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.

Sig'd.

[Robin]

So you work while you work on yourself?

I don't play with myself every time I go in the handicap stall.

[ENluv12]

because I am nice

[Mugwog]

Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.

yes a few days of recovery after chafing one's own penis followed up with a good jerk is one of the little sweet rewards of life they dont teach you in school

if you wish to sig a quote, sig it.

[ENluv12]

I don't play with myself every time I go in the handicap stall.

What's the ratio?

[Robin]

Why the interest in the amount of times I masturbate?

And to answer your question, Zero.
I've only masturbated a couple times at a previous job.

[ENluv12]

I don't know. I was just kidding with you

[Bonovan]

I can sing YELLOW SUBMARINE pronouncing each word spelled backwards.

[ENluv12]

That is actually really impressive to me.

[cutterbutter]

I got accepted to UC Berkeley.

[Mugwog]

That's certainly boring.
What's your boring focus?

[Starraven]

Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.

Thanks for this.

[fikus222]

I hate my job and I fear it shows.