part of the fun about public masturbation is almost getting caught.
so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?
Why the interest in the amount of times I masturbate?
And to answer your question, Zero.
I've only masturbated a couple times at a previous job.
I can sing YELLOW SUBMARINE pronouncing each word spelled backwards.
I got accepted to UC Berkeley.
That's certainly boring.
What's your boring focus?
I hate my job and I fear it shows.
07/05 Jim Jeffries
07/26 The Postal Service and Max Cooper
8/9-11 Outside Lands and Glass Candy
09/18 The Orb
09/24 Wax Tailor
10/25-27 Mountain Oasis Electronic Music Summit
11/01 Iron & Wine
I like to think that I'm the best sister ever because I just lent my brother $11,000 to buy a new motorcycle.
... Yes, that's being a very good sister. Are you going to help foot his hospital bills as well?