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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    look at this way: you and a coworker can skip out on work together
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    It's more like an itch that just needs to get scratched. I can usually wait until i get home.
    You can wait to scratch an itch?
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Single bathrooms are a must, I can't even pee when someone is in the stall next to me, talk about stage fright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    You can wait to scratch an itch?
    it builds character.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Single bathrooms are a must, I can't even pee when someone is in the stall next to me, talk about stage fright.
    RIGHT?!?! No way in hell that's happening. Just no.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    it builds character.
    I get panicky if I can't scratch an itch.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Single bathrooms are a must, I can't even pee when someone is in the stall next to me, talk about stage fright.
    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    RIGHT?!?! No way in hell that's happening. Just no.
    Handicap stall.
    That's where all the business is done.

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    Yeah, but it is still in the same bathroom here! just a bigger stall.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    part of the fun about public masturbation is almost getting caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I get panicky if I can't scratch an itch.
    But it's so much more satisfying if you let the itch build and build and build.
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    so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Robin is a win of a gal
    I like to stay classy.

    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    Yeah, but it is still in the same bathroom here! just a bigger stall.
    But less chances for stall neighbors to see your feet!
    Sometimes, I bring my work laptop into the stall with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?
    Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?
    I think this is my post of the day.
    /end thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post

    But less chances for stall neighbors to see your feet!
    Sometimes, I bring my work laptop into the stall with me.
    So you work while you work on yourself?
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I think this is my post of the day.
    /end thread

    Edit: Can I sig this please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    So you work while you work on yourself?
    I don't play with myself every time I go in the handicap stall.

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    because I am nice
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.
    yes a few days of recovery after chafing one's own penis followed up with a good jerk is one of the little sweet rewards of life they dont teach you in school

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I don't play with myself every time I go in the handicap stall.
    What's the ratio?
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Why the interest in the amount of times I masturbate?

    And to answer your question, Zero.
    I've only masturbated a couple times at a previous job.

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    I don't know. I was just kidding with you
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I can sing YELLOW SUBMARINE pronouncing each word spelled backwards.

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    That is actually really impressive to me.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I got accepted to UC Berkeley.

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    That's certainly boring.
    What's your boring focus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Have you ever had periods of time you jerked off every day for a long time, like multiple times a day, then decided to take a break for like 3 or 4 days, and then just go for it? Your orgasm is like 50 times more intense than normal and you're just spewing semen like a firehose.
    Thanks for this.
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    I hate my job and I fear it shows.
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    I like to think that I'm the best sister ever because I just lent my brother $11,000 to buy a new motorcycle.

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    ... Yes, that's being a very good sister. Are you going to help foot his hospital bills as well?
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