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    Post a thread sarcastically calling attention to the endless onslaught of complete bullshit that passes for interaction on the board; idiocratic commentariat unironically takes it as an opportunity to ratchet up previously mentioned narcissistic wasteland.

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    I love it. Meaningful posts that serve a purpose.


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    I am reading half of this thread in "I am Jack's ______" voice and the other half in Eeyore's...
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Post a thread sarcastically calling attention to the endless onslaught of complete bullshit that passes for interaction on the board; idiocratic commentariat unironically takes it as an opportunity to ratchet up previously mentioned narcissistic wasteland.
    How could you expect anything different?

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    You could get dick cancer and die.

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    No, I can't.

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    NO 1 CARES BUNDLES OF STICKS.

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    I am having my first beer of the night, alone. I went to the store and bought 4 lbs of 4 different flavors of chicken wings. I am going to cook them all pretty soon. I think a real life friend is coming to hang over so maybe he'll want some. Seinfeld is currently on. Yes!
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    Hi, (big word) I'm pot. This is my (big word) contribution.

    Apparently the Palin thread is worth a serious contribution. Wow.
    Last edited by marooko; 01-31-2012 at 04:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I tend to wear the same glasses for too long, so maybe if I put a few dollars aside in an HSA every week, I will use it to buy new ones.
    Go to Zenni Optical. I have gotten four pairs for less than $100 total. A complete pair of glasses start at $6.95 (plus $5 flat shipping) and they have a wide variety of frames to choose from. You can get sunglasses (tint your lenses 80% grey) or bifocals or progressives or even transitions.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Post a thread sarcastically calling attention to the endless onslaught of complete bullshit that passes for interaction on the board; idiocratic commentariat unironically takes it as an opportunity to ratchet up previously mentioned narcissistic wasteland.
    Who says it is unironically?

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    I read this forum.

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    I'm all lost in the supermarket...
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    Stink bugs don't fly.
    Incorrect. They do fly.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    I'm procrastinating.

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    What are you procrastinating?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    i changed my pen today at work. from a blue ink one with a cap to a black ink one that clicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SDsoldier7 View Post
    i changed my pen today at work. from a blue ink one with a cap to a black ink one that clicks.
    Good choice.

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    I'm inputting grades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    What are you procrastinating?
    Homework.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    A big stink bug (a little larger than a quarter) flew at me today, in the house. I avoided it and wet it with a nearby water bottle that we use to wet the dogs when they're acting crazy - just to deactivate its flying mechanism. I went to the cabinet under the sink to get bug spray - because I'm afraid the stink bug will release its stink if I squish it - but to my frustration, there was no bug spray underneath the sink - despite that that is where it is supposed to be. It wasn't in the garage or under any other sinks. I trapped the stink bug underneath a red solo cup until somebody comes home and directs me to where the bug spray has been incorrectly placed. I'm not usually OCD about things being in their right place, but when it comes to bug spray, that beast needs to be in place.
    Stinkbugs can fly? I thought they just loped along with their asses in the air...


    Do I have my bugs confused?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I don't think that is a stink bug. Stink bugs look like shields.

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    I just discovered how much fun it is to pull all the tiny shards of glass from a broken shot glass from my garbage disposal.

    HINT: The fun-level is zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Stinkbugs can fly? I thought they just loped along with their asses in the air...


    Do I have my bugs confused?
    That's what I thought when he said stinkbug too.

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    So this thread is kind of like Seinfeld without the amusing bits.

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    what is the deal with that
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    Who are these people?

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    It's a good thing that I'm able to find some significance in this shit life of mine to be able to offer whatever goodness may be left to someone in need...


    Stink Bug Facts

    Here is a list of the most important stink bug facts you should be aware about.
    What do Stink Bugs Eat?


    Stink bugs are basically herbivorous. They have sucking and piercing mouthparts which they use while feeding on a number of fruits and crops. They suck juice from fruits and cause significant damage to the plants. Their major hosts are birch, serviceberry, catalpa, butterfly bush, pecan, redbud, hackberry, pepper, dogwood, citrus, cucumber, tomato, sunflower, apple, pear, plum, and grape. They render damage to the plants in multiple ways: create necrotic areas on the surface of fruits, injure seeds, or even transfer plant-pathogens.
    Some Asian stink bugs also hunt beetle larvae or caterpillars thus curbing devastative pests and proving beneficial for the plants. This is all about their eating habits in summer season; since they do not generate their heat on their own, they have to rely on external surroundings to keep themselves warm. Therefore, they remain hibernate in cold seasons.

    Do Stink Bugs Bite?

    Normally they do not. It is a fact that stink bugs feed on fruits and vegetables and they hold no grudge against humans. However, they do bite humans when they feel threatened and do this to prevent any sort of danger to their lives. As a result of their bite a person may feel painful, but harmless, swelling or rashes on the affected part of the body. Though stink bugs' bite is usually treated as non-poisonous bite for humans but it may prove poisonous for small kids and pets.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    My kidneys are emanating a dull pain and I have a small pimple on the end of my nose.

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