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    If two hipsters try to call each other hipsters, will this argument mathematically never end?
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    friend told her brother "you fucking hipster" and he ecstatically replied "you know it!". So I don't know if that makes him a hipster or a wannabe hipster for claiming it.
    Anyone who admits or claims to be a hipster is not a hipster. Hipsters hate labels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Premium Roast View Post
    friend told her brother "you fucking hipster" and he ecstatically replied "you know it!". So I don't know if that makes him a hipster or a wannabe hipster for claiming it.
    It makes him a wannabe hipster for not responding with the appropriate phrase, "fuck off and listen to el camino once more you shitkicker!"

    However, his enthusiastic reply, which goes agaisnt the whole hipster code of conduct, makes him all the more hipster by 2012 standards. make sense? NO? Its not supposed to..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    It makes him a wannabe hipster for not responding with the appropriate phrase, "fuck off and listen to el camino once more you shitkicker!"

    However, his enthusiastic reply, which goes agaisnt the whole hipster code of conduct, makes him all the more hipster by 2012 standards. make sense? NO? Its not supposed to..
    this almost helped as it was about a year ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by KidRobot View Post
    Anyone who admits or claims to be a hipster is not a hipster. Hipsters hate labels.
    What if they know this and do it ironically?

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    One of my students asked me if I'm a hipster. I said, "What's your definition of a hipster?" He said, "Someone who seeks out obscure music that no one else knows about."

    Puzzling in so many ways.

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    My pants are getting tighter. I feel more hip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    If two hipsters try to call each other hipsters, will this argument mathematically never end?
    If two hipsters kill eachother in the forest, will mainstream society ever hear about it?
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    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    I miss those books

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    A: "I do not like X."

    B: "I assume you have not had relevant experience with X and are blindly adopting your negative opinion of X because many people, in my perspective, do like X. You are a hipster."

    B is correct.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I like Y.

    You would, you fucking hipster. Like Z instead like other people. Disregard that there are also groups of people that like Y.

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    Hey... Where's that Nick guy? He loves talking about hipsters.
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    Meta hipsterdom: Achieved.

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    We've broken through the obscure wall.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    The more i use the internet, the less i understand what a hipster is
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    People who whine about hipsters are worse than hipsters themselves.

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    1. hipster (taken from the urban dictionary)

    Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of hipsters can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "hipsterism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Hipsters reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both hipster men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a hipster is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the hipster demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, hipsters tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Consequently many hipsters tend to have jobs in the music, art, and fashion industries. It is a myth that most hipsters are unemployed and live off of their parent's trust funds.
    Hipsters shun mainstream societal conventions that apply to dating preferences and traditional "rules" of physical attraction. It is part of the hipster central dogma not to be influenced by mainsream advertising and media, which tends to only promote ethnocentric ideals of beauty. The concepts of androgyny and feminism have influenced hipster culture, where hipster men are often as thin as the women they date. The muscular and athletic all-American male ideal is not seen as attractive by confident and culturally-empowered hipster women who instead view them as symbols of male oppression, sexism, and misogyny. Likewise, culturally-vapid sorority-type girls with fake blond hair, overly tanned skin, and "Britney Spears tube-tops" are not seen as attractive by cultured hipster males who instead see them as symbols of female insecurity, low self-esteem, and lack of cultural intelligence and independent thinking. Hipsters are also very racially open-minded, and the greatest number of interracial couples in any urban environment are typically found within the hipster subculture.
    Although hipsters are technically conformists within their own subculture, in comparison to the much larger mainstream mass, they are pioneers and leaders of the latest cultural trends and ideals. For example, the surge of jeans made to look old and worn (i.e. "distressed"), that have become prevalent at stores such as The Gap, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister, were originally paraded by hipsters who shopped in thrift stores years before such clothing items were mass produced and sold to the mainstream consumer. The true irony here is that many of the detractors of hipster culture are in fact unknowingly following a path that hipsters have carved out years before them. This phenomena also applies to music as well, as many bands have become successful and known to mainstream audiences only because hipsters first found and listened to them as early-adopters of new culture. Once certain concepts of fashion and music have reached mainstream audiences, hipsters move on to something new and improved.
    Because of the rise of various online photo-blog and social networking sites, insights into urban hipster culture is reaching sheltered suburban audiences at an exponential rate. Cultural "norms" have been deconstructed by hipster culture as a whole. Hipsterism is often dismissed as just an image thing by some, but the culture as a whole is effecting changes in society, leading to feelings of insecurity and resentment in people who are no longer a part of the cultural ruling class. For example, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from culturally-clueless suburban frat boy types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can.

    A conversation outside a hipster bar in downtown NYC:

    Frat Boy #1: Dude, are you having any luck picking up chicks in there?

    Frat Boy #2: Man...I haven't experienced anything like this before. These chicks are totally rejecting me and going for all these hipster guys in tight pants and shaggy hair instead.

    Frat Boy #1: Maybe we should head back up to that bar in Murry Hill where you hooked up with that drunk b*tch from Alpha Sigma Phi last week?

    Frat Boy #2: Yeah...I don't think we have what it takes to compete with these guys in here. These hipster chicks won't even give us the time of the day!

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    Another great article provided by the Coachella Message Board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by welgo800 View Post
    Idiot.

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    If you do not like what I like then that means you are a hipster.
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Coachella 2012 (Weekend 2)

    Day 1: The Black Keys, Pulp, Refused, Arctic Monkeys, Mazzy Star, M83, Madness, Atari Teenage Riot
    Day 2: RADIOHEAD, The Shins, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, Childish Gambino
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    I am a CPA
    CPAs can't be hipsters

    I don't like the EDM lineup
    I'm a hipster

    Therefore, I'm a hipster but can't be a hipster

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    I only post-ironically like anything that everybody sincerely likes. I'm on a whole nuther level.

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    If there was a hipster that liked the EDM lineup would they technically not be a hipster? Or, would it just rip a hole in the universe or something?

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    Look you fucking hipsters, it's not hard to comprehend.

    If you like something, it's because you're a hipster and only hipsters like it.

    If you dislike something, it's because you're a hipster who refuses to like things.

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    Hipsters dont do edm

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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    I am a CPA
    CPAs can't be hipsters

    I don't like the EDM lineup
    I'm a hipster

    Therefore, I'm a hipster but can't be a hipster

    thread dividing by zero, black hole, event horizon, cats & dogs living together, mass hysteria, etc.
    I too am a CPA. CPAs can be hipsters.

    Just don't let other hipsters know you're a CPA and don't let other CPAs know you're a hipster. It's all good.

    Now, back to busy season..

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