WORST DANCE/ELECTRONIC LINE-UP EVER

[ceretralvortex]

Coachella used to present unique bands. This dance line-up feels like spring break in Miami. Guetta? SHM? Afrojack? Girl Talk? Calvin Harris?

Are you FUCKING KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT?

I guess they'll be offering bottle service soon - oh, wait, they actually do at the Sahara Tent VIP area. Oh my GOD! Coachella has become Las Vegas any weekend of the year.

Pretty sad.

[rjadams90]

[Sensuality]

DJ Pauly D for late add please. And Paris Hilton too while we're at it... Why not just throw a Korn dubstep set in there too?!

[sonicc]

You obviously know NOTHING about dance music. Swedish House Mafia are one of the best, if not, the best DJs in the world. You probably listen to music NO ONE listens to because you think it's cool, LOL. Well too bad, Swedish House Mafia and Avicii are gonna be KILLING it both weekends while you cry in the corner.

[maniroses]

SHM & Avicii = Shite pop music.

Matthias Tanzmann, Josh Wink, Guy Gerber, Vakula, & Manik = Electronic DJ's who don't do wank compilations with shite artists.

[GuyInTucson]

You obviously know NOTHING about dance music. Swedish House Mafia are one of the best, if not, the best DJs in the world. You probably listen to music NO ONE listens to because you think it's cool, LOL. Well too bad, Swedish House Mafia and Avicii are gonna be KILLING it both weekends while you cry in the corner.

I don't know who is worse. The OP for rehashing another thread of this shit or you with your shitty taste in EDM.

[sonicc]

I don't know who is worse. The OP for rehashing another thread of this shit or you with your shitty taste in EDM.

If they are so bad why are they playing at your beloved festival? LOL

[GuyInTucson]

If they are so bad why are they playing at your beloved festival? LOL

Yeah because, you know, EVERY act that has ever played Coachella can be considered superb quality.

[sonicc]

Yeah because, you know, EVERY act that has ever played Coachella can be considered superb quality.

Everyone has a different opinion but facts are facts. This is the fastest selling Coachella in history and the majority of the reason is because the line up in the Sahara is top-notch. Therefore, this makes your opinion of EDM invalid. Now grab a box of kleenex, clean yourself up, and start getting with the program.

[Sensuality]

10/10 bravo!

[juloxx]

Am thankful for Noisia and Subfocus... And if u onsider Flylo EDM than him too.

I hate Guetta as much as i can hate a musician, but at least it gaurentees a good crowd with whoever will b playing in the same time slots

[tmac]

what's the over/under on the number of these threads before coachella? 20?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I had no idea people were upset with the Dance / Electronic Line-Up

[captncrzy]

Another thread. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT?

[NachoCat]

Another thread. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT?

I am completely fine with multiple threads about this. Its that bad.


The OP was exactly correct. Give the lurkers a break. Even when they are right you give them shit

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I am completely fine with multiple threads about this. Its that bad.


The OP was exactly correct. Give the lurkers a break. Even when they are right you give them shit

This is the incorrect opinion.

[bganch]

I am completely fine with multiple threads about this. Its that bad.


The OP was exactly correct. Give the lurkers a break. Even when they are right you give them shit

I concur. It's so bad this year that the whole first page of threads could be about the shitty Sahara lineup this year and that still would not do it justice... Hopefully some people from GV are reading through the forum occasionally and realize the backlash they are receiving from the die-hard long time attendees.

GV, selling out to sell out.

[stinkbutt]

..wooks are all about getting all wooked out and dancing in dirt

[Goatchella]

So what's the deal with all the mainstream electric dancer muzik?

Coachella spent like, all the money on coke and hookers or sumsing.

[captncrzy]

How many times can you fucking discuss it?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Further, it is clear that the preferred thread for this discussion is viral web sensation, "MJA's Guide To The Sahara Tent"

[GuyInTucson]

Which is linked here.

[NachoCat]

bump bump

[NachoCat]

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[NachoCat]

I think they are saying they suck because , you know, they suck.

[Goatchella]

Bumps

[Trick Loves The Kids]

I... I remember. I remember the golden age, when the Underground DJs played. Funky basslines, grooves, non-anthemic vocals... you think it's a joke, but that used to be the norm. Or at least part of it. But then... the Rising Popularity Of The Scene happened.

There wasn't any more room. I remember, I was working in a warehouse at the time... we were stocking mellow rhodes stabs, like we'd done for so many years. I heard a knock at the door... and then some goons barged in and just trashed the place. "You stock trance pads from now on," they said. They cleaned us out, and we had to start working for them.

It still haunts me, this new generation... this new scene...

I was chatting with my niece, and she said "This is a nice conversation and all... but where is the drop?"

[SoulDischarge]

I... I remember. I remember the golden age, when the Underground DJs played. Funky basslines, grooves, non-anthemic vocals... you think it's a joke, but that used to be the norm. Or at least part of it. But then... the Rising Popularity Of The Scene happened.

There wasn't any more room. I remember, I was working in a warehouse at the time... we were stocking mellow rhodes stabs, like we'd done for so many years. I heard a knock at the door... and then some goons barged in and just trashed the place. "You stock trance pads from now on," they said. They cleaned us out, and we had to start working for them.

It still haunts me, this new generation... this new scene...

I was chatting with my niece, and she said "This is a nice conversation and all... but where is the drop?"

I'm actually ok with the forum continuing to get flooded with threads complaining about the EDM lineup so long as a Trick post of this quality is in each of them.

[Taylor]

[NachoCat]