The SWEDISH take over 2012

[sonicc]

SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA


ALESSO


AVICII


DADA LIFE


SEBASTIAN INGROSSO


This is the year of the Swedish take over of Coachella. They will fly a long way from home just to make you DANCE!


Now, the question is:

[eMpTyFox]

Oh my god, will someone please murder this fucking kid?

[flowbee]

Bring your women, leave your DJ's

[brogore]

Friday night at Coachella is going to turn into a Swedish house. They will come and conquer!

[sonicc]

Friday night at Coachella is going to turn into a Swedish house. They will come and conquer!

The epic moment when they will play "Save The World" and the entire crowd will be roaring, singing along and when the song drops. It's game OVER, whew, goosebumps! Do you think they'll play the original or the "Knife Party" remix? They're so unpredictable, I never know which bomb they are going to throw down.

[Mugwog]

Will there be swedish meat balls at the food vendors?

Also this trend of

Ed Banger

Dim Mak

Dirty Dutch

Swedes

Me thinks Coachella gets a nice discount for booking multiple acts off on label/geographical region

So saving money is why we got all this crap?

[sonicc]

Will there be swedish meat balls at the food vendors?

Also this trend of

Ed Banger

Dim Mak

Dirty Dutch

Swedes

Me thinks Coachella gets a nice discount for booking multiple acts off on label/geographical region

So saving money is why we got all this crap?

[Mugwog]

Im ok with that on my balls.

[brogore]

Will there be swedish meat balls at the food vendors?

Also this trend of

Ed Banger

Dim Mak

Dirty Dutch

Swedes

Me thinks Coachella gets a nice discount for booking multiple acts off on label/geographical region

So saving money is why we got all this crap?

You try running a multi-million festival and let me know how that works out..

[Relic]

[Mugwog]

Well if you find me a few million dollars, I can contact some people and we'll have Mugwog's Awesome Festival pop up later this year. Here's my plan:

I'll book two opposite worlds of music side by side so that all demographics come through and not have to sit at one stage. So Skrillex will be one headliner as much as it pains me, while the main headliner will be someone half of you jack off months for.

Lost Coast brewery will be my beer source. (Great white - Downtown Brown - Tangerine Wheat and I'm sure they have an IPA) $7 beers. All day every day.

We will also serve Milagro/Casadorez/Patron for tequila - Vodka will be Ketel One/Ciroc/Grey Goose - Gin selection - Bombay Sapphire/Tanqueray/Heinricks(?) Whiskey will be - Jack/Makers Mark/Jameson, basically no well crap that gets people extremely hungover. Money will be made at the bar. Drinks will have a cap of $12.

Have some of the more popular food trucks with eccentric items cater, in addition to standard burgers/chinese food/turkey legs. THERE WILL BE TURKEY LEGS PEOPLE.

Have a huge swing set. HUGE. It will also shoot out confetti.

TONS OF CLOWNS. People fucking love clowns.

Hire some local thugs to be security and shakedown everyone who is too obvious. Security will resell drugs through the crowd. This ensures they will be fine with their $9.25/hr pay for 13 hours. No OT.

Tents, gotta have the tents.

And I'll host it somewhere grassy and comfortable near some water. People fucking love to swim when they are messed up. I will put a up sign that says "Swim at your own risk, no lifeguard on duty" That way we don't have lawsuits.

Soooo..


You wanna gimme a few million


EDIT:

Gonna get a huge potato sack slide also along with a fun house. People love fun houses.

[Exoskeletal]

Lost Coast brewery will be my beer source. (Great white - Downtown Brown - Tangerine Wheat and I'm sure they have an IPA) $7 beers. All day every day.

We will also serve Milagro/Casadorez/Patron for tequila - Vodka will be Ketel One/Ciroc/Grey Goose - Gin selection - Bombay Sapphire/Tanqueray/Heinricks(?) Whiskey will be - Jack/Makers Mark/Jameson, basically no well crap that gets people extremely hungover. Money will be made at the bar. Drinks will have a cap of $12.

I would go to any Fest that did THIS.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Oh my god, will someone please murder this fucking kid?

Sorry, as a Coachella Forum Veteran / Respected Poster I'm going to officially adopt SonicC, effective immediately. Please refrain from trolling or flaming him, and if you have any questions contact me directly via PM. Also, please stop derailing threads. This is a perfectly acceptable thread, and I for one am excited to have so many Swedes performing for us at Coachella 2012.

[eMpTyFox]

Right, there needs to be 18 threads about how much of a hard-on sonicC has for SHM. Got it. Shutting up now.

[involvelemons]

I'll agree with Trick. I loathe SHM as a general rule, but everyone has a right to get pumped about something.
Should search for a thread before making a new one, though.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

This thread isn't about SHM, though. Please take SHM-specific discussion to the SHM thread. This thread is to point out and discuss the prevalence of Swedish artists at Coachella 2012. If you have any comments or questions about the many artists performing at Coachella 2012 who call Sweden home, this is the thread for you.

[stinkbutt]

First Aid Kit and Refused are Swedes too

[aaronbk]

[Sensuality]

I can't even flame sonicc at this point, I just accept he's going to post all the usual stuff and others will do the job for me.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Trick Loves The Kids, as Vice President of Raving, is correct.

[TomAz]

First Aid Kit and Refused are Swedes too

and the Hives.

This thread isn't about Swedes playing Coachella. It's about the subset of Swedes playing Coachella who suck.

[Mugwog]

Trick Loves The Kids, as Vice President of Raving, is correct.

Who is the president of raving then?!

[malcolmjamalawesome]

sonicc

[juloxx]

I love how for the Avvicci song OP posted levels

[lediable76]

No OT.




EDIT:

Gonna get a huge potato sack slide also along with a fun house. People love fun houses.

NO OT...that's classic...hey mugwog...thanks for the treats at EDC during Plastikman...

[david.sound]

This is the only good Steve Angello song.

[SepaGroove]

This chick is cute, and has a gifted tongue

[BROKENDOLL]

Im ok with that on my balls.

You're going to have to be okay with it... I mean, a tongue that size certainly can't leave much room in her mouth for dick, can it?

[manalive!]

he posts about swedish takeover but doest even mention MOTHER FUCKING REFUSED!?!?!?!?!? op needs a bullet...

[Relic]