My favorite moment when smoking a spliff in a tent is when a weed fiend rudely asks me to partake and I say, "Wait, my friends have to hit it" Then pass it around to where the fiend only gets a nasty roach. I let them know they can have that.
I fucking hate randoms who slobber all over a J and cause it to run. Fuck that.
I also love that moment when you're peaking and looking extremely fucked up, someone asks you for drugs or offers them and you give them those kaliediscope eyes and say, "no man, drugs are bad."
And Nerdtram pretty much summed it up.