green stuff

[Mugwog]

My favorite moment when smoking a spliff in a tent is when a weed fiend rudely asks me to partake and I say, "Wait, my friends have to hit it" Then pass it around to where the fiend only gets a nasty roach. I let them know they can have that.

I fucking hate randoms who slobber all over a J and cause it to run. Fuck that.

I also love that moment when you're peaking and looking extremely fucked up, someone asks you for drugs or offers them and you give them those kaliediscope eyes and say, "no man, drugs are bad."

And Nerdtram pretty much summed it up.

[Goatchella]

That empty stare and silence....while your lookin through their soul.

[heyeric]

I also love that moment when you're peaking and looking extremely fucked up, someone asks you for drugs or offers them and you give them those kaliediscope eyes and say, "no man, drugs are bad."

all the way

[Vic Viper]

goddamnit ivankay.

[ivankay]

^ i didn't bring them. i just took a picture of them and posted it.

[DANCE MAGIC]

I traded a guy a cigarette for a fat joint last year right before Kanye. I was on the 2nd rail and he was inside the barrier. (he was press or somebody's staff or something.)

[guedita]

DANCE MAGIC started going to Coachella because he was paid to be an under cover cop. He took one hit off a joint, forgot to bust the guy, and the rest is history.

[Mugwog]

If only this were the case with most undercovers.

[RezBanana]

Don't forget about them drug sniffing horses.

[PepeO]

My favorite moment when smoking a spliff in a tent is when a weed fiend rudely asks me to partake and I say, "Wait, my friends have to hit it" Then pass it around to where the fiend only gets a nasty roach. I let them know they can have that.

I fucking hate randoms who slobber all over a J and cause it to run. Fuck that.

And Nerdtram pretty much summed it up.

Exactly...fuck that!!! I think as a chick I get asked less...my sister's fiance gets asked all the time though because he is a stereotipical barbarian looking hippie so he just says that they have to ask my sister and she has a natural chola stare so in 5 years only one chick (who ended up being totally cool) has had the huevos to ask my sister. jajajajaaa. just point to the bitchiest person in your group and say "ask them"

[pezasied]

Exactly...fuck that!!! I think as a chick I get asked less...my sister's fiance gets asked all the time though because he is a stereotipical barbarian looking hippie so he just says that they have to ask my sister and she has a natural chola stare so in 5 years only one chick (who ended up being totally cool) has had the huevos to ask my sister. jajajajaaa. just point to the bitchiest person in your group and say "ask them"

Last year, right before Kanye, my group lit up a joint before his performance and like 15 people standing around us asked for a hit repeatedly and several more that were pushing past us to get closer. I don't normally mind letting someone take a hit, but when that many people ask it's pretty ridiculous.

[Mugwog]

For those of you having problems with vultures - fast forward to 1:45

[sl4shd0t]

What if someone has a prescription card, can they bring it in without getting confiscated during the entrance?

[Neighborhood Creep]

What if someone has a prescription card, can they bring it in without getting confiscated during the entrance?

nope

[Mugwog]

What if someone has a prescription card, can they bring it in without getting confiscated during the entrance?

Your Dr's recommendation is a recommendation not an RX

[pezasied]

Pretty much the whole inland empire hates weed so medical cards mean shit out there. This is also happening in Orange County now. Costa Mesa is closing all their dispensaries I heard.

[Sigma]

This is also happening in Orange County now.

Go to Anaheim... there's dispensaries every corner, no joke. There are shopping centers that have multiple dispensaries right next to each other I'm honestly amazed that they all can stay in business... but they have all been here for at least 2 years.

[thefullm0nty]

Pretty much the whole inland empire hates weed so medical cards mean shit out there. This is also happening in Orange County now. Costa Mesa is closing all their dispensaries I heard.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[pezasied]

Go to Anaheim... there's dispensaries every corner, no joke. There are shopping centers that have multiple dispensaries right next to each other I'm honestly amazed that they all can stay in business... but they have all been here for at least 2 years.

Anaheim (and Santa Ana) doesn't count as Orange County, as it is not predominately white, very conservative, and racist.

I live in North Tustin and the cell phone service here blows because people "don't want to ruin the value of their homes by building ungodly looking cellphone towers." That's off topic but jesus I hate people in Orange County.

[vulcandeathgrip]

Just remember that sometimes when a friendly type with a funny accent approaches and politely asks about the availability of drugs he is not a narc. He may just be a music lover from the other side of the world looking to enhance their experience , and you could be the person who makes their coachella all the more awesome !

[Goatchella]

Cop^

[GoReds10]

Alright boners, I got a question. I'm all for sneaking all kinds of substances into the festival, however, I'm from Texas and have never been to CA before and I've heard there is a checkpoint you have to pass as you enter CA. That's my main concern. Anybody care to shed some light on the matter? Getting drugs into Coachella is one thing, Border Patrol is totally different.

[Goatchella]

Don't blaze before you cross, follow all laws, make sure cars lights , signals, license plate light and anything else is functioning proper. Think positive and listen to good music.

I always freak out at these but nothing ever happens. Don't bring your shitty Texas weed. We got the dank shit out here.

[sl4shd0t]

Alright boners, I got a question. I'm all for sneaking all kinds of substances into the festival, however, I'm from Texas and have never been to CA before and I've heard there is a checkpoint you have to pass as you enter CA. That's my main concern. Anybody care to shed some light on the matter? Getting drugs into Coachella is one thing, Border Patrol is totally different.

There's a checkpoint going from texas to arizona too. That is the only border I've ever been to where they asked me to get out of the car and had a dog come sniff it. I was 16 and traveling with two other friends. Never had a problem going from az to cali tho. They just ask you if you have fruit.

[baily]

Share....don't sell

CA border...just smile and keep driving they'll never stop you.

[NachoCat]

If anyone asks for "ecstacy" most definitly a cop.

[nyarlathotoats]

Cop^

FOR REALZ

[frizzlefry]

Mugwog, clarification of that video being NSFW would have been nice

[Vic Viper]

i've found that eating mcdonalds and listening to toby keith when i pull up to the AZ/CA checkpoint reassures the authorities i'm a god-fearing american patriot.

just fyi, the checkpoint on i-8 leading to san diego is typically a little more involved (as in they actually talk to you) than the one on the i-10 leading to los angeles since it is closer to the border.

[Cameron Frye]

i've found that eating mcdonalds and listening to toby keith when i pull up to the AZ/CA checkpoint reassures the authorities i'm a god-fearing american patriot.

just fyi, the checkpoint on i-8 leading to san diego is typically a little more involved (as in they actually talk to you) than the one on the i-10 leading to los angeles since it is closer to the border.

thanks for this heads up - even though i've only passed through the AZ/CA checkpoint twice. if i do it again i'm pulling this move