Singlechella 2012

[KennKenna]

I want in on this.

Mugwog always gets the youngins

Talk to me when you grow a vagina. Lol

[Cameron Frye]

Please do, it's even hotter when they sound 8

lulz

[NachoCat]

Please do, it's even hotter when they sound 8

Its always a bitch gettin the blood off your clown suit afterwards though

[involvelemons]

Last year, met an amazing girl while the sun was setting during The National and we spent the rest of Coachella 2011 together until the sun came up. She came and visited for a week over the summer on the longest first date ever, and we really hit it off but unfortunately she doesn't live in the US.

This sounds so fun and amazing. How rad for you.
I have met a few girls at various Coachellas, with various good/bad results. I met a really nice girl last year and we hung out all weekend. Kinda similar situation. Much more healthy than the girl I met in 2004, who helped me ride a fast sinking ship down into a morass of alcoholic self destruction -> rehab. Good fucking times.

[Originalbob]

Yum.

Lurker trollin for hipster cock

sup girl

Probably not the cock they're looking for

singlechella ftw! i mean you get to gander at all the lovely indie people. indie men are the best. hipster heaven. <3

"Hipster heaven"? You must be on the wrong message board. Go hang out with the other boardie lurkers--they're also trolling for ass/drugs. Match made in heaven

[VigoTheCarpathian]

shut your poophead bob.. I'm here exclusively for drugs and asss

[Goatchella]

Bob. She never goes away

[dopegirlgill]

I'm rolling alone to Coachella for the first time this year

Weekend two
Yao..
Meng.

Hollur.

facebook/adopegirl

[juloxx]

Im looking for down single girls to party with. I can bench press 240. pm me

[KDactle]

California sun, great music, gorgeous women. Coachella here I come

[Originalbob]

Bob. She never goes away

That's funny, I'd say the same about your charming ass

[frizzlefry]

It's just funny that you're giving people shit for flirting or being a tease

[iammrcandyman]

I'm rolling alone to Coachella for the first time this year

Weekend two
Yao..
Meng.

Hollur.

facebook/adopegirl

You must be really dope.

[Mugwog]

I creeped her
She seemed pretty dope

[KennKenna]

She is so pretty.

[OgMcNeezy]

Every Coachella I've been to so far I have some weird half-relationship still going at home so I've never really been preoccupied with finding girls, only chasing the artists I want to see because of the horribly conflicting set times. This time however, no current hangups and our group is fairly seasoned coachella goers besides a few n00bs, but I'm sure they will learn their way around quick enough. Any peeps cruising up weekend 2 from San Diego area?

[OgMcNeezy]

And my best advice for relationships and coachella would be LEAVE THEM THE FUCK AT HOME. Worst thing ever was missing artists we wanted to see because my friend's derpy girlfriend ran off to the mainstage with no phone and we had to try to find her. So frustrating. Its those points where you just wanna be like "I'M SURE WE'LL FIND HER IN THE SAHARA TENT!"

[weezy f baby]

I'm rolling alone to Coachella for the first time this year

Weekend two
Yao..
Meng.

Hollur.

facebook/adopegirl

You're totally mouth baby eligible.

[Jankypirate]

First single chella for me since 08! Which, coincidentally, was the year I had the most fun.

The girls I was with the other years were total downers. Didn't want to do anything but stay at the camp spot and go to sleep each night but were so insecure they'd flip the fuck out when I left without them.

So fucking excited to have a DRAMA-FREE coachella this year.

[psychic friend]

im singlechella, again this year. le sigh. high fives everyone.

[Mugwog]

Girl, you da honey badger, don't give a shit!

[Cameron Frye]

im singlechella, again this year. le sigh. high fives everyone.

\o

perk up, you'll have a blast

although post coachella i personally wouldn't mind having a g/f for the summer

[psychic friend]

who said i wasnt perky? pffff

[Goatchella]

Pics or its not true

[Cameron Frye]

psssssh

[kitt kat]

I practiced "talking to hot guys" at SXSW and I think I did pretty OK, so maybe Coachella won't suck.

And my band is playing a party at the Ace Hotel one day, so maybe there will be "cute guys" there.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

so maybe there will be "cute guys" there.

is that all you're looking for?

[Mugwog]

Kat must have a tight vagina seeing as how uptight and picky she is.

[billtino]

who said i wasnt perky? pffff

perk derk...singlechella!

[kitt kat]

Kat must have a tight vagina seeing as how uptight and picky she is.

Aaand, yup. I thought everyone would cool down if I left. But nope. Should just leave again.