Singlechella 2012

[romanticizer]

I could never date someone if they weren't into music/festivals/concerts as much as me.
Dealbreaker.

[baily]

I could never date someone if they weren't into music/festivals/concerts as much as me.
Dealbreaker.

then you should be hot and horny at Coachella

[romanticizer]

That sounds spooky.

[Cameron Frye]

cold dessert nights can be

humid?

[Stickjohn]

[the walrus]

an*, sure.

Why are you such a condescending prude?
This is a legitimate question. I simply cant wrap my head around your negative hostility to people you don't even know.
It's like your a teenage psychoanalyst wanna-be, criticizing everyone for the most random of things.
Especially concerning the subject of being single at coachella. It's a three day music festival where the same people attend all three days. The possibility of meeting someone with common interests is greater because of the choice of which band you're going to attend.


If you believe what you are doing is humorous, then i believe you have spent too much time on the internet.

[guedita]

I think you mean "prune," not "prude."

[grannock]

I need this phenomenon of how being single is an exciting prospective for a music festival to be explained for me. Is it on a much grander scale of excitement than, say, going to a concert single? Does this attitude spill over to other aspects of one's life? Is there an, obviously smaller, but still present, lovely feeling of knowing that you'll be going to the grocery store next week single? If you were to sort of spontaneously fall in love and find yourself in a relationship come the beginning of April, what wins?

You can only get to a maximum of third base at a concert. At the grocery store, you cant even give any tongue. However at a camping festival being single ensures intercourse.

Its a simple concept really.

[guedita]

You can have sex at a concert. Trust me, I'm a prude.

[guedita]

I have jammed my tongue down so many throats at the grocery store.

[grannock]

In a relatoonship or single? That is what matters here.

[guedita]

TheWalrus, if it makes you feel any better, I'm also negatively hostile to people I do know.

[guedita]

Also, TheWalrus, what kind of jokes do you like to tell when you go on dates? (Please be knock knock jokes)

[KennKenna]

Hey hey, let's all be nice here.

[the walrus]

Damn, quedita got all worked up! Troll victory, yes!


For the record i prefer "priest to the rabbi" jokes.

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."

The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."

[malcolmjamalawesome]

WALRUS > the walrus

[Zero23]

I need this phenomenon of how being single is an exciting prospective for a music festival to be explained for me. Is it on a much grander scale of excitement than, say, going to a concert single? Does this attitude spill over to other aspects of one's life? Is there an, obviously smaller, but still present, lovely feeling of knowing that you'll be going to the grocery store next week single? If you were to sort of spontaneously fall in love and find yourself in a relationship come the beginning of April, what wins?

It may sound selfish, but if you're single, you really don't have to worry about anyone else but yourself. It's honestly a bit annoying going with a significant other, especially if they're not partying as hard as you. Kinda holds you back. At least that's how it was for me in 2010.

[sonja]

my 1st chella and its going to be solo at all.

[Theijuiel]

my 1st chella and its going to be solo at all.

Then let's do it right.

[waltermakesmusic]

Oh for sure. This is my first Coachella, and I'll be single and ready to mingle.
I'm driving down with another girl too, so I don't have to be awkward and alone, haha.

Mingle with me! lol

[waltermakesmusic]

in 2010 i went with my my buddy and he brought his GF. she was a totaly drag the whole trip and wouldnt really allow him to be as wild as me. Luckily my neighbors at car camping were very welcoming san diego people that i ended up chillin with for the weekend. i went nuts, my buddy had an ok time. i dont even think they had sex. wtf!

[Robin]

I'm totally looking forward to the pat downs. It'll be the most action I get thus far this year.
BRING IT ON!!

[TheMadeleine]

oh ok so there IS a singlechella 2012 thread. well, now there are three. I didn't think anyone else would make one for some reason lol.

SINGECHELLA FTW! I fell in love last year....and the year before....it's so exciting to wonder who my coachella boyfriend will be this year. or maybe girlfriend? we shall see.

[bottomfeeder]

First time at Coachella was the last time I brought a girlfriend. We got separated from the outset and never reconnected till the end of the night. Turns out she passed out in the heat of the search line and spent almost the entire time in the first aid tent. Unbeknownst to me she was ultra susceptible to heat exhaustion. It sucked for both of us. Ever since then I just go with buddies and go for the music, with an open mind to wherever the day takes me. I love it.

[frizzlefry]

I go there to dance

[deepseabreeze]

i came in here expecting pics and am leaving severely disappointed. or am I?

[grannock]

i came in here expecting pics and am leaving severely disappointed. or am I?

Everyone on this forum is ugly as shit.

[deepseabreeze]

Everyone on this forum is ugly as shit.

lmao. i guess i won't post mine then. don't want to embarrass anybody

[billtino]

Never date a clinger.

^this, but I don't believe the OP is a clinger. She's just putting it out there that she's available & looking to have some fun in the sun. So like Creep said, Get your fuck on girl!

[wompwomp]

I am bringing my own tent this year. If anything happens I'm not being forced to do it in the back of a rental car like I did last year. I thought I was done with those days after high school.