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    Quote Originally Posted by KingOfLimbs View Post
    Get off the board. Use this forum to share your interest in music not to be a douche with your quirky one liners on how a band sucks!

    What makes you think that any sentient being would give two shits about what some anonymous douchebag on the internet thinks they should do with their life?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    AIDZ NEEDLZ

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    I agree that people should stay away from the Sahara, but not because of your stated reason. It's hot, sweaty, too far from the main/outdoor stages and I find 99% of electronica to be boring and better suited as background music while fucking. I also don't dance, so it's not very fun standing there while everyone dances watching a guy at a laptop for 45 minutes.

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    Stay away from the hot and sweaty tents. Especially those that are far, that walking shit is a serious hazard to your health. AND THERE ARE HEATHENS DANCING THE DEVIL'S DANCE IN THERE. Unless you are fucking, then get your jizz on in the Sahara.
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    Default Re: Eff all you elitist music gurus!! Just enjoy the weekend

    Its funny that people who take offense to the OP believe that they are elitist music gurus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUSHIXXXXX View Post
    I agree that people should stay away from the Sahara, but not because of your stated reason. It's hot, sweaty, too far from the main/outdoor stages and I find 99% of electronica to be boring and better suited as background music while fucking. I also don't dance, so it's not very fun standing there while everyone dances watching a guy at a laptop for 45 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I remember that one time my mom had the fucking audacity to suggest that I try eating anything other than Gerber's applesauce and I was like fuck you bitch, this is the only thing I've ever eaten and the only thing I ever will eat and I'll be damned if you suggest to me that I take a step back and address why I might want to expand my horizons because although sometimes I may not like texture of the applesauce it is the only thing that's ever been fed to me and I should be fucking thankful that I get fed it at all.

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    What even qualifies one as being an "elitist music guru"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DFrank View Post
    Its funny that people who take offense to the OP believe that they are elitist music gurus.

    Amazing. You might all consider looking up the meaning of the word "guru."

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    RIP

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    The OP (troll) is coming up short in his rant. I liked this rant better.....

    Quote Originally Posted by HUMPemTHENdumpEM View Post
    All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses. Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me. I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me. Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags.

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    Elitism is woefully undervalued. If it weren't for elitism, we wouldn't have Coachella; instead, we'd have "KatyPerry-chella".

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    OP hates the internet
    If your avatar is what I think it is . . .
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Default Re: Eff all you elitist music gurus!! Just enjoy the weekend

    If it wasn't what would the difference be between Coachella and (Insert Top-40 Radio Station Here) Summer Jam

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    Quote Originally Posted by DFrank View Post
    Its funny that people who take offense to the OP believe that they are elitist music gurus.
    I don't think anyone in here has taken offense to the OP's particularly non-offensive blathering dribble.

    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Amazing. You might all consider looking up the meaning of the word "guru."
    Also, quirky.

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    Or just stop using the word "quirky" altogether. That would be acceptable.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Oh, you. You're my quirky friend. The gals at Sunday brunch love the stories I share about you.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
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    KingOfLimbs board title: quirky guru.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Don't talk down to your guru!

    Chuch!

    Surprised nobody caught that.
    You wanna fook on me?!

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    Finger blasting in Sahara 2012
    You wanna fook on me?!

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    Fuck art! Let's dance!!


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    I think people on the boards aren't critical ENOUGH. Every other thread is "SO excited to see (insert generic indy-brit-synth-pop band)!" While the upper echelon of the lineup is pretty good, I'm not really finding a lot of good discoveries in the lower tiers...most sound pretty generic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    KingOfLimbs board title: quirky guru.
    I shall refer to him/her as such if this person has the audacity to post on the boards again.
    Quote Originally Posted by sonicc View Post
    Fuck "themule"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensuality View Post
    I shall refer to him/her as such if this person has the audacity to post on the boards again.
    You write with such callous my musical wizard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingOfLimbs View Post
    Good thing you guys are 1% of the festival but you make up more than half of this board! First you bitch about how shitty GV is about using front gate as their ticket merchant, then you complain how shitty the line up is and make these "bands to avoid" threads. Ohhh lets boycott the Sahara tent bc it's soooo mainstream and ohhh that band is total shit now bc they finally made it on the radio. A band is either washed up or only there as a filler. Hey here's an idea, don't fuckin go! Stay home and jerk off to the good ole days of Coachella! Get off the board. Use this forum to share your interest in music not to be a douche with your quirky one liners on how a band sucks! Yes we get it you guys have the musical knowledge to make NPR and pitchfork look like they were founded by the assholes who make those NOW! CDs. Let's celebrate not post to see whose douche is more douchier!

    Chuch!
    I tried reading this and then it felt like I was reading something Kvnty wrote. So i stopped.

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    Some people are just fuckin' stupid.

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    Why are so many people responding to this thread?

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    So much hate in this thread.



    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    Im gonna make a poop on your neck.
    And then there's this. Everyone knows a proper guru always wears a necklace of poop.

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    If a musician plays his instrument(s), loves his instrument and the rhythms, melodies, harmonies, that the musician comes to understand to make music, then musicians and the ones who evoke our emotions as musicians, also are able to appreciate all music, because a musician can always learn from new sounds. "Music elitist" should be a musician who is able to play the music he is judging. All others are just groupies =) Musicians can see past genres. I might not like playing certain genres, but I sure as hell will learn to play what I can't just yet. YFM?!!??!?!?! (Ya FEEEEL meh)

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