BOARD AWARDS 2011: VOTE HERE NOW!!!!

[Aurgasm]

Winner of worst noob should get a complimentary ban. That's you, Goat, you fucking suck.

[SoulDischarge]

We really should be able to vote to ban one person every year. Isn't Dani a Survivor fan? Or a Shirley Jackson fan?

[PlayaDelWes]

If this was Survivor, all those already banned would choose BOMTY.

[Aurgasm]

If this was Survivor, all those already banned would choose BOMTY.

Suprefan would get it. I think he's a great guy irl but his online shit gotta stop. Even for a week, i'd love to just see the kid suffer. I'm sure he has eleventy aliases but still, it'd be cool.

[stuporfly]

If this was Survivor, all those already banned would choose BOMTY.

Blatantly lobbying for that "Whitest Board Member" award by displaying an understanding of how Survivor works? Ingenious.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Man... last year Courtney just edged me out of being nicest board member, and this year I am not even nominated? Have I become THAT much of an asshole over the past year?

I think it's just that you haven't been nearly as active, what with the wedding and long honeymoon vacation and all.

[rage patton]

I think it's just that you haven't been nearly as active, what with the wedding and long honeymoon vacation and all.

That is a fair point... Im guessing if I looked at my post count in 2010 and my post count in 2011, my 2011 count would be half that of 2010. Is there a way to do that?

[Alchemy]

I was nominated for congeniality award? But I hate every single one of you. The only reason I come on this board is to keep up with what is not cool, because all of you are the trendsetters of stupid. Every single one of you, together, create an argument for abortion that even Jesus could endorse. I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!

But also, I'm looking forward to seeing those of you who are going to weekend #1. Let's stand together at some shows, maybe get frozen lemonades. You guys are my best friends.

Cheers.

You suck.

[M Sparks]

Congeniality was the toughest, because who wants to pass judgment on a bunch of nice people about which one is nicest?

But only one of you send me random, relentlessly cheerful text messages.

[amyzzz]

The nicest one is a pretty tough category.

[guedita]

Everyone on that congeniality list is an absolute monster.

[amyzzz]

A monster of niceness you mean?

[M Sparks]

Monsters Of Niceness. Worst 80's package tour ever.

[guedita]

I'm just auditioning with some Ricky Gervais-esque quips that I could deliver if I was chosen to present winners in certain categories.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Ricky Gingervais

[HotHamWater]

Ricky Gingervais

C+ or B-

[guedita]

I'm also editing a "War Horse" parody for the "Dead Horse" award distribution.

[theklein25]

We gonna give a tribute to Morgan Freeman?

[casey]

Voted.

Oh, and I too was surprised I was nominated in the congeniality category! Thanks.

[algunz]

When did algunz and I fight?

I was just going to ask the same thing. It must have been quite a doozy.

[kitt kat]

This reminds me that I shouldn't disappear from the board for extend periods of time because I WON'T GET NOMINATED.

[BROKENDOLL]

Okay, I voted. Or, at least I think I voted, not sure. All I fucking know is that I've got a shit ton of tabs across the top of my screen and then something about the results being disabled. Is it the poll, or is it me that's got the disability? Fuck, I'm already late on scrubbing someone's toilet bowl, God dammit!

[TomAz]

When did algunz and I fight?

April, 2012.

[HotHamWater]

April, 2012.

Hey, isn't that when Coachella takes place?!






Aren't algunz and guedita rooming together.....

[guedita]

DUN DUN DUN

[Mugwog]

Lesbo cat fanny pack fight?
/creep

[amyzzz]

hahahha

[TomAz]

These awards need a name. Like Grammys and Oscars and Emmys and Tonys.

[captncrzy]

The Dave Wangs

[Aurgasm]

^lulz, I love that one

Im partial to the Aidz Needlez

(OMG I WON AN AIDZ NEEDLE!)