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    A group of my friends started this and I thought it would be fun to have here...


    "dead mow five was awesome"

    "It is SO fucking hot!"

    ‎"that set melted my corneas"

    ‎" Ill get water later "

    "The undercard is so epic this year"

    ‎"Tiesto totally melted my face"

    ‎"Does my ass look fat in this Indian headdress?"

    ‎"OMGGGGGG, I have to pee so fucking baaaaaaaaad"

    ‎"I got an STD in the Sahara again"

    ‎"Pabst is enough to stay hydrated, right? I mean, it's mostly water"

    ‎"did you see that dead babydoll on a stick?"

    "is that Eminem on stage?"

    "i'm rolling my fucking balls right now guys!"

    ‎"wanna dip this bag"

    ‎"take a little dippy poo"

    ‎"I can't believe Boyz Noize isn't playing this year! WTF?"

    ‎"Dr. Dre is kind of hot for a black guy"

    ‎"I told you SHM would be on the main!"

    ‎"wait where do I get my face painted "

    "can I bum a ciggi?"

    ‎"I don't think I brought enough bikinis"

    ‎"this is the best day ever!"

    ‎"holy shit that was the greatest thing I've ever seen"

    ‎"That black guy was TOTALLY just fingering his fat Mexican girlfriend's ass, bro!!!!"

    ‎"It is too hot for this ironic handlebar moustache..."

    ‎"I haven't pissed in 12 hours"

    ‎"RUN! That naked tripper is shit punching girls!"

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    "I haven't pooped all weekend."

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    "omg I don't care I have to catch their fucking set ok"

    "fucking hipsters"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutterbutter View Post
    "I haven't pooped all weekend."
    I pray for that every year.

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    Don't encourage this, guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutterbutter View Post
    "I haven't pooped all weekend."
    i've read this quote about a dozen times so far

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    You Forgot to Get O.G. Henny Loc to announce this shit lol

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    "Good morning."

    "Thank you."

    "I'll call you later."

    "Hey."
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    "Can you put more money in my account?"

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    In the parking lot

    "got any extra tickets?"
    "wanna buy a shirt?"
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    "Don't worry, my mom is saving us a spot"

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    "What an unfortunate idea for a thread."

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    "This Spicy Pie is the best thing that's happened to me since I found out the 2012 Sahara lineup."
    Quote Originally Posted by mikebspeedracer View Post
    it was so dark i wasn't sure if i got blood on her or not. o well i guess thats the chance you take dancing with strangers on drugs.

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    "WAS IT EPIC?"
    Quote Originally Posted by Edmontonian
    The Sahara's sole purpose these days is to serve as bro-filter.

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    "Totes."
    2008, 2009, 2011, 2012-2, 2013-1...

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I just have to stop off ( to visit or stay at a place briefly when you are going somewhere else ) in the bathroom.


    Shona : " Jeannie, may I use your bathroom ? "

    Jeannie : Go ahead, but make it snappy, okay ? ( to tell someone that you want them to do something immediately and to do it quickly )


    You should have heard the fuss my mom kicked up !

    And could I have a long-sleeved jacket this time ? The short-sleeved ones are so babyish.

    Sorry, I am terrible with names !

    If it's any consolation, Mom yells the most at the students she thinks are the best.

    I guess I'm grinning because Jeannie didn't holler very much for a change.

    Hugh MacKendrick is a real slave driver.

    He's so cute that it's a shame he's not nicer.

    ... even though Hugh is obviously out of my league.( to be too good or too expensive for you ) The championship doesn't have to be ....

    Oh, Shona. You are such a party pooper. ( someone who spoils other people's enjoyment by disapproving of or not taking part in a particular activity )

    You could if you put your mind to it.

    I saw them going into that pizza parlor on Austin Street. Are they dating ?

    ..... hoping she didn't sound too breathless.

    I thought it might brighten up my practices.

    Well, we're just starting out, so we foul up sometimes.

    Don't you need a jacket or anything ? It's freezing out.


    Hugh : And here you are spending your coffee break with another Highland dancer.

    Shona : But that's by choice.


    If you keep working on it hard, I think you have a real shot at it this year, ...

    But I haven't been very up front about - somebody else.

    ..... maybe he just wants more people to fill out the audience, but I am dying to go.

    I'll call you later about Friday night, OK ?

    You'd think I was planning to pull an all-nighter or something.

    ..... she was speechless with delight.

    I don't want to gush or anything, -- but well, you are great.

    You should come jam with us sometime.

    Bye, Mom don't wait up.

    This girl definitely has taste. It's not fair, MacKendrick. You always hog all quality women.

    This round's on me. You can get the next one if you want.

    Myles seemed to be a big hit with all the girls.

    Last Sunday I wanted to kiss you too, but I was afraid that if I did, you'd think I was being fresh. ( being too confident and showing a lack of respect, or showing by your actions or words that you want to have sex with someone )

    .... savoring ( to enjoy food or an experience slowly, in order to appreciate it as much as possible ) the memory of Hugh's kisses ......

    I was a total wreck ( A person who is physically or mentally broken down or worn out ) that day.

    I thought maybe you had an ulterior motive.

    So you saw through my diabolical plot, uh ?

    I understand you have a pretty good shot at that second runner-up again.

    Shona has an even better shot at winning first place, Aynsley, so you'd better be on your toes.

    Hugh let out a whoop of laughter.

    It's a lot of hard work and everything, but I really love it.

    You can't risk it, not with the championships so close.

    Finally they nodded their heads in unison.

    I wish you two wouldn't holler at me like that. It's awfully embarassing when I'm with a guy.

    You better win that championship just to make up for all this neglect.

    Have you got your hooks into John Powell yet ?

    Mom, you weren't supposed to let on, I wanted to surprise her.

    You're really starting to show a lot of poise, .......

    Pair that with poise, and in my opinion you've got Aynsley beat.

    She's still on my case for coming home late the last couple of times we went out.

    You'll have a whole week to rest up for it.

    I fell on the way home, I didn't damage anything vital, but I feel kind of achy.

    Will you please stop channel-hopping .......

    In answer to her parents' worried questions, she confessed that she and Hugh had broken up.

    I'm just picking up a pair of panty hose. would you believe every pair I own has a run. ( a long vertical hole in tights and stockings )

    I bet she's planning on making a big play for him tonight at Cathy Davidson's very exclusively party.

    Now that Hugh's available, she'll probably be all over him, trying to catch him on the rebound.

    I don't like any of these dresses, they're really tacky. ( of cheap quality or in bad style )

    .... you should have seen him tripping all over his feet. He simply couldn't keep time with the music.

    Afterward she ran some errands for her mother, then spent the rest of the day working on an English paper, doing household chores, and listening for the phone.

    Vandals is a new teen club that just opened up.

    You're not much of a talker, are you ?

    Kim : I thought he'd be a refreshing change from you-know-who.
    Shona : ' Refreshing ' is hardly the word for it.


    Can't you put a smile on your face and make the best of it for tonight ?

    I was feeling kind of lonely and mixed up.

    Her legs felt rubbery ( weak ) as she climbed the stairs, as if .....

    You're not still moping about Hugh, are you ?

    He's bound to be there, whether he wants to come or not. Jeannie and Christina wouldn't let him wimp out. ( to decide not to do something because you are too frightened )

    Ok that's enough play-by-play ( A detailed commentary of an event as it unfolds ), I don't want to know what happens next !

    Are you two up to joining me ?

    Aynsley was talking a blue streak ( to talk quickly and without stopping ) , but Hugh didn't seem to be paying much attention.

    I can't believe she actually got him up on his feet.

    I think I just saw him heading for the refreshment stand.

    Your father just threw his back out ( to injure one's back in some way ) on the dancer floor.

    I told you I was a rotten dancer.

    Shona raced to the kitchen on tiptoe .......

    I know I should have called you, but I guess my pride got in the way.

    I was so wrapped up in how important the championship is to me that I didn't spare a thought for how important your gig was to you.

    You'll need to be well rested for the competition tomorrow.

    I'm just beginning to recuperate from an overdose of it.

    You absolutely sparkled up there onstage.

    Oh please, you're going to give me a swelled head.

    She knew she stood a better chance of winning the championship since her chief competitor wasn't in top form.

    Today's competition would determine whether she was a champion Highland dncer or just an also-ran. ( someone in a competition who is unlikely to do well or who has failed )

    If you don't want me to coach you for the nationals, I won't.

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    age The age of my daughter is three.
    air The air is quite clear today.
    anger His anger knows no limits.
    animal I'm not sure of the name of that animal over there in that cage.
    answer He provided an excellent answer to my question.
    apple I love a good red apple after dinner.
    area This area is intended for recreation
    arm He put his arm out for inspection.
    art It would be difficult to live without art.
    atom One of the smallest elements is the atom.
    baby She put her baby into its crib.
    back I turned my back on that outrageous man.
    ball He hit the ball out of the park.
    band The band played until three in the morning.
    bank The bank closes at three in the afternoon.
    bar Let's go to the bar and get a beer.
    base He works at the base on the otherside of town.
    bat If you look up there you can see a bat flying between the trees.
    bear The bear is a dangerous but playful animal.
    beauty The countryside is splendid in its beauty.
    bell He rang the bell to signal the end of class.
    bird Do you know the name of that bird on that branch?
    bit Could you hand me that bit for this drill?
    block He picked up the block of wood and began to work on it.
    blood Look at the blood on the floor! What's happened?
    blow He received a mighty blow from his opponent in the boxing match.
    board Use that board over there to cover up the window.
    boat He bought a new boat for his birthday.
    body He left the body at the side of the road.
    bone I found a prehistoric bone in the desert.
    book You should read this book!
    bottom You will find the coin at the bottom of the lake.
    box I put the extra clothes into that box.
    boy Do you see that boy over there?
    branch There is a bird on that branch.
    bread Could you get some bread when you go to the supermarket?
    break I'll take a five minute break and then get back to work.
    brother My brother lives in Seattle.
    call Give me a call when you arrive.
    camp I set up camp at the edge of the wood.
    capital The capital of Washington state is Olympia.
    captain The captain told his crew to raise the sail.
    car He drove his car very fast.
    card Let me give you my business card.
    care She received excellent care at the hospital.
    case You will find the bottle of wine in that case over there.
    cat My cat is four years old.
    cause I'm sure his lack of understanding was the cause of his failure.
    cell The cell is one of nature's wonders.
    cent If I had every cent I have wasted I would be a very rich man indeed.
    century Last century was at times horrific and at times marvelous.
    chair Let me get a chair and sit down.
    chance If you just give him a chance you will see how capable he really is.
    change I need a change in my life!
    character Her character can be very frustrating at times.
    chick He picked up the little chick that had just been born.
    chief Just a moment, I need to speak to the chief.
    child He gave the child a dime.
    children We have five children!
    chord The pianist played the marvelous chord.
    circle Draw a circle on a piece of paper and write your ideas in it.
    city Life in a city can be both wonderful and frustrating.
    class He came to class late.
    climb The climb to the top of the peak was challenging.
    clock We need a new clock for the livingroom.
    cloud The cloud appeared on the horizon and I knew it would rain soon.
    coast Let's go to the coast for the weekend.
    coat It's cold outside! Make sure to put your coat on.
    cold The cold in this room is unbearable.
    colony The British established the colony in 1876.
    color That is it's true color!
    column I read his latest column in the New York Times.
    company He's worked for that company for over five years.
    condition Has his condition improved?
    consonant That is a consonant that you don't have in your language.
    continent She lives on a different continent.
    copy Can you give me a copy of that report?
    corn This corn is so sweet! Where did you get it?
    cost You can buy a used car at a low cost.
    cotton Cotton is used to make many different types of clothes.
    country He lives in a country where free speech is not allowed.
    course I'm taking a computer course at the local college.
    cover The cover of this week's issue is really shocking.
    cow He has a cow that he milks every day.
    crop This year's crop was excellent.
    cross He hang a cross over his desk.
    crowd That crowd went wild at his last statement.
    cry Her cry could be heard above the crowd.
    current The current is really strong in that river.
    cut How did you get that cut?
    dad I visited my dad last week.
    dance Would you like to go to the dance with me this Saturday?
    danger There is great danger in those woods.
    day What a great day!
    dead Many people belive the dead come back to haunt.
    deal I made a deal with Smith's.
    death His death disturbed her greatly.
    decimal The decimal was 5/6.
    degree He will soon receive his degree.
    design Her design won the best project of the year award.
    dictionary Look that up in the dictionary if you don't understand.
    division I work in the sales division.
    doctor You'd better see a doctor about that cough.
    dog My daughter would love to have a dog.
    dollar He paid top dollar for that car.
    door Let me open the door for you.
    double He was Clint Eastwood's double.
    draw I lost the draw and so I have to go last.
    dream She same him clearly in her dream last night.
    dress She wore that pretty blue dress to the party.
    drink Would you like a drink? - Maybe a gin and tonic?
    drive The drive up to the canyon was beautiful.
    drop The drop was almost 500 meters straight down!
    duck Do you see that cute duck swimming over there?
    ear Lend me an ear and I will tell you an interesting story.
    earth He moved about two tons of earth this weekend.
    ease The ease with which he plays tennis shows how often he plays.
    east The east will always be different from the west.
    edge Be careful! Don't get too close to the edge!
    effect We still don't know the long term effect his actions will have.
    egg Would you like your egg boiled or fried?
    eight There are eight in the room.
    element One important element is hard study.
    end We are nearing the end of the journey.
    enemy His enemy Jed attacked him.
    energy She has so much energy! Just think of all the different things she does.

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    Lucy: He is scum! As far as he's concerned, you're just a pair of breasts that talk.
    Animal: Hey, there's an image.
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: He's not some monster trying to evade you. He's just an animal. If you find what he wants, then he'll come to you.
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    Colonel Hicks: Well, don't tell me what it isn't; tell me what the hell it is.
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Well, what do we know? Uh, it was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. That area has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the past 30 years.
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: This thing is much too big to be some lost dinosaur.
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: The radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the clue.
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    Sergeant O'Neal: I can't believe it, uh... he did all of this and... we did nothing to him.
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Ah, that's not true. We fed him.
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    Animal: Where did you find this guy?
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: He's from France.
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    [about breaking up with Nick]
    Audrey Timmonds: It's been eight years. Some people change.
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Most people don't.
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    Animal: What do we do now?
    Philippe: Running would be a good idea.
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    Sergeant O'Neal: We need... bigger guns.
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    Audrey Timmonds: Wait, I don't get it... If he's the first of his kind, how can he be pregnant? Doesn't he need a mate?
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Not if he reproduces asexually.
    Audrey Timmonds: Where's the fun in that?
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    Philippe: I am Philippe Roaché, DGSE - Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure.
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: It sounds... big.
    Philippe: French Secret Service.
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Oh.
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    Lucy: Audrey's gonna stay with us tonight
    Animal: Cool, threesome.
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    [Animal appears on TV]
    Lucy: That's my husband! That's my husband! Oh my... I'm gonna kill him!
    [jumps, whoops]
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    Audrey Timmonds: How close did you get to the thing?
    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: ...I got pretty close.
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: I've always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.
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    [Animal is about to sneak out of his apartment]
    Audrey Timmonds: Hey, what are you doing?
    Animal: Can't let Lucy know - she'll hurt me.
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    Apache Pilot #5: [after accidentally hitting the Chrysler Building with a missile] Oh! Damn, uh! That's a negative impact, sir! I repeat, that's a negative impact!
    Mayor Ebert: Negative impact? That's the goddamned Chrysler Building!
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    Mayor Ebert: What the hell's the matter with you people?
    [shouts]
    Mayor Ebert: You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
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    Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: Ladies and Gentlemen, we New Yorkers like to believe we've seen it all... what you're going to see right now will shock you beyond belief. This is, uh, footage we have that indicates that there is a *dinosaur* loose in Manhattan.
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    Animal: Oh! Oh you gotta be kidding me man, we're in his mouth! We're IN HIS MOUTH!
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    Philippe: [holding up a doughnut] No croissant?
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    Ed, WIDF Engineer: What? There's no Rangers game on tonight!
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    Animal: Better step on it, Mr. French!
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: This is not good! This is not good!
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: [after Godzilla discovers one of his dead offspring] He looks angry!
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    Philippe: What did you, see old man?
    Japanese Tanker Cook: Gojira... Gojira.
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Wrong floor.
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    Philippe: Anyone care to join me?
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: That's a lot of fish.
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    Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: [Repeated line after someone mispronounces his name] It's Tatopoulos.

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    News Reporter Ichiro Sakai: Yoka, get your things together.
    News Photographer Junko 'Yoka' Nakanishi: I've been trying to get a shot of the area, but the land is moving. Look, over there.
    [the earth moves, and out emerges a monster]
    Mayor: Ah! Oh! Godzilla!
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    News Reporter Ichiro Sakai: Listen, when the girls came to us, we did nothing to help them, so why would they help us?
    Editor Arota: Look, you three are the only ones who can talk to the girls. We need help or everything will get trampled. Godzilla will crush our entire nation!
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    [the natives of Infant Island refuse to assist Japan after Godzilla attacks because their island had been ravaged by man's atomic bomb testings]
    News Photographer Junko 'Yoka' Nakanishi: Please listen, we all understand. But do not blame every one of us of what has happened. The monster is killing everyone. The good are being killed, as well as the evil. Are you going to let innocent men died along side guilty men. You have no right to decide that, that right is sacred. My friends and I appeal to you with the utmost humility. Our people are unable to stop Godzilla. We truly like to help you, but we need your help first. Refuse us then, and everyone will die!
    News Reporter Ichiro Sakai: Just as you distrust as, then we distrust others we well. What's wrong? We're all human. As humans we are responsible for each other, we're related. Refuse us then you'll abandon your brothers. We must learn to help each other.
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    [Kumayama, a shady businessman, announces he has just purchased a giant monster egg that washed ashore in Japan from the fishermen who hauled it in]
    Villager: It was taken from our fishing waters, so it belongs to us.
    Kumayama: Here is the receipt.
    Reporter Jiro Nakamura: How much did you sell it for?
    Villager: 1,224,560 yen.
    Reporter Jiro Nakamura: That's an odd number.
    Kumayama: Don't you know it's a fair price? Wholesale chicken eggs cost eight yen apiece. I figured this giant egg would be equal to 153,820 eggs. Multiply them by eight yen.
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    [the reporters and the scientist are trying to persuade the executives of Happy Enterprises to give up the giant egg]
    News Photographer Junko 'Yoka' Nakanishi: You should return the egg to its rightful owner.
    Kumayama: You keep saying about the 'rightful owner.' Is the rightful owner's name written on that egg?
    Reporter Jiro Nakamura: No, but it's pretty clear it's Mothra's egg.
    Kumayama: [shocked; looks at his partner] Mothra?
    Banzo Torahata - U.S.:Shiro Torahata: [scoffs at this] Hmmph. Are you saying you have power of attorney from Mothra? Kumayama, it's no use talking with them. Ask them to leave.
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    Hmmph. Are you saying you have power of attorney from Mothra?

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    No, but it's pretty clear it's Mothra's egg.

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    ^^^ !!!

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    ehh... is this funny or something?
    I don't get it.

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    A group of my friends started this and I thought it would be fun to have here...


    "dead mow five was awesome"

    "It is SO fucking hot!"

    ‎"that set melted my corneas"

    ‎" Ill get water later "

    "The undercard is so epic this year"

    ‎"Tiesto totally melted my face"

    ‎"Does my ass look fat in this Indian headdress?"

    ‎"OMGGGGGG, I have to pee so fucking baaaaaaaaad"

    ‎"I got an STD in the Sahara again"

    ‎"Pabst is enough to stay hydrated, right? I mean, it's mostly water"

    ‎"did you see that dead babydoll on a stick?"

    "is that Eminem on stage?"

    "i'm rolling my fucking balls right now guys!"

    ‎"wanna dip this bag"

    ‎"take a little dippy poo"

    ‎"I can't believe Boyz Noize isn't playing this year! WTF?"

    ‎"Dr. Dre is kind of hot for a black guy"

    ‎"I told you SHM would be on the main!"

    ‎"wait where do I get my face painted "

    "can I bum a ciggi?"

    ‎"I don't think I brought enough bikinis"

    ‎"this is the best day ever!"

    ‎"holy shit that was the greatest thing I've ever seen"

    ‎"That black guy was TOTALLY just fingering his fat Mexican girlfriend's ass, bro!!!!"

    ‎"It is too hot for this ironic handlebar moustache..."

    ‎"I haven't pissed in 12 hours"

    ‎"RUN! That naked tripper is shit punching girls!"

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    "Hey, can you here me? Can you here me now..."
    "Can you see me? Im waving my hand! (waving and over head)"
    "SHIT!!! Where are my keys!?"
    "Where the fuck did we park?"
    "*gags* That wasn't water!!!!"
    "Do you have a light?"
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    Default Re: Shit Coachella Kids Say

    insert not so witty thing that certain people say...

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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Shit Coachella Kids Say

    Surprisingly, no one has mentioned:

    "I heard Daft Punk may show up"

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    fuck yourselves, all of you.

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