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    Default A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Thing A Happened

    Thing B Will Happen because of Thing A Happening

    Thing B Should Happen because Thing A Happened

    Thing B Better Happen because Thing A Happened (Logic's ClubDub Extended Mix)

    Thing B Has Happened because Thing A Happened

    Thing A and Thing B's Existence Are Purely Relational

    Thing B Could Not Exist Even In Its Purest Form of Conceivability Without Thing A

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    I thought this was a guide on how to be white

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    A White Lesson on Caucasian.

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Thing A Happened
    Thing B Will Happen because The Internet Said So (Board Relational Remix)

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Thing A happened,
    so Thing B happened.
    That MUST mean that Thing C will happen.
    Duh. (Past Lineup Remix)
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    I thought you were going to throw down something necessary and sufficient

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Because You Want Thing B To Happen and Because Thing A Happened

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    I thought this was a guide on how to be white
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    A White Lesson on Caucasian.
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    Women just obviously can't write creative music. They're all ripping off the Beatles, who were men. Duh.

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Excellent.

    I love multiple choice

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    Last edited by suprefan; 01-31-2012 at 01:34 PM.

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    Don't make me bust out a Prolegomena to any Future Metaphysics up in this bitch.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Fuck. Is Future Metaphysics your DJ name?

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Do you do live sets?

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    The critical question is not whether I DJ live as a matter of empirical fact, but rather whether an a priori conception of "getting down" allows one's mind to conceptualize my DJ set as a live experience.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    I'm drunk (B) because I drank (A)
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    A + B = 2c

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    If
    A happened than
    B will happen. If
    B happened than
    A must have happened, therefore ABBA is the add we're going to get.
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Thing A is happening on a certain date

    Thing B is set to happen near the same date as Thing A

    Thing B and Thing A will happen concurrently.

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    A is LOLs
    B is LOLs
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Default Re: A Lite Lesson in Causation

    Thing A is happening once.

    Thing B will happen and be better than Thing A???

    NOT FAIR FOR BOTH THINGS. ONE EQUAL FESTIVAL UNDER GOD.

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    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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