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    Default Let's all hire all of these assholes to do stuff for us

    This website features lots of people willing to do lots of really stupid things for $5. I am intrigued.
    http://fiverr.com/





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    Hot dog costume to Footcrab! Hot dog to Footcrab!
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Oh man i just had a flashback of us crab-fighting on the wet ground outside of Asbury lanes. i wish someone had video of that.
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    I demand a re-match.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I fell for bribe money.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Also, i've never heard this Footcrab song before. This is marvelous.
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    Cara should get "fuck off" business cards made with that lady's lips.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    The first one would be funny if you rounded up your friends to draw attention to it for the purposes of trolling your friends who have no clue it's just a bit. I'm willing to do it if you guys agree to help me troll my non-Coachella friends.

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    It's a fucking cottage industry of Facebook girlfriends.

    http://fiverr.com/gigs/search?query=girlfriend

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    last.fm
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    Jeez. I will be your facebook girlfriend for a beer. And a cheap beer at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    The first one would be funny if you rounded up your friends to draw attention to it for the purposes of trolling your friends who have no clue it's just a bit. I'm willing to do it if you guys agree to help me troll my non-Coachella friends.
    Let's buy this one and get this thing going.

    http://fiverr.com/proactivehelp/be-y...s-on-your-wall

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    Let's quote ourselves more.

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    Let's pick on a lurker because he doesn't have 6,000+ posts.

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    Weeklymix just talks a lot of shit because he figured out how to suck his own dick and thinks we're all jealous of him.
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    Weekly has been sucking all of our dicks for $5 for years. I don't know why he thinks it'll make us jealous.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Don't pretend you're not.

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    I would ask him to show me, but he's no longer invited to the house the Wednesday before Coachella.

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    What house is this? Will there be dicks for me to suck for cheap tips?

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    Or you can just show me at the Mexican restaurant on Thursday night, you motherfucker.

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    None of the Mexican restaurants I go to ever allow any dicksucking. Or maybe it's just because I'm a gringo.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    None of the Mexican restaurants I go to ever allow any dicksucking. Or maybe it's just because I'm a gringo.
    Catholics don't like gays. But they love someone called Madonna, which is ironic. *jokedrum*

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    I fucking knew something was up.

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    last.fm
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    Oh the time I could kill with these.
    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
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    Oh wow. Good find Drinkey
    FYF 08/23-08/24
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    Read it in Swanson's voice, GuyInTucson. Nice job.

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    It seemed content-heavy enough to not get buried in the default or next time you look hot threads haha
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    Who is the hot dog water guy?
    Tommy back?
    You wanna fook on me?!

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