Paul Tollet: All right Thom, here are the contracts. You just sign on the dotted line and this is a done deal. Two consecutive weekends of Radiohead. Boy-o-boy, Coachella's gonna have some happy campers this year.
Thom: Right-right, Mr. Tollet. Just one question. What's this bit at the bottom in fine print?
Paul Tollet: Oh Thom, don't worry about all that legal mumbo jumbo. Leave that to the lawyers.
Thom: "Late-night campground set?" What the fuck is this bollocks? I thought you wanted my band to headline.
Paul Tollet: Of course, Thom. You and the rest of Radiohead will play the main stage for two hours. But after that, we thought it'd be nice for our onsite festival goers if you stuck around for a couple hours to entertain all the kids who are too high to go to sleep. Flying Lotus is already on board and we thought it would be great if you could lend some live vocals to
And The World Laughs With You.
Thom: You must be joking.
Paul Tollet: I certainly am not. Why do you think I said we were going to have "happy campers" this year? I don't think I'm being unreasonable.
Thom: All right, fair enough. Can't let Jeff Goldblum have all the fun now, can we?