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    ^Funny, I had fucked around with Say a Little Prayer in one of my dubstep mixes I did. Good on them for making it work. However I don't feel the end product is anything overly creative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensuality View Post
    I'd wager the Skillrex/ original mix get played at least 27 times combined, each day. My question is how many kids going to see Avicii know any of his other songs besides Levels? The crowd is going to be a repeat of Duck Sauce last year.
    I was at that set...and you are right.

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    Fuck duck sauce.

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    Fuck you

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    Wooowoowowoowooooowoowoooooowooo

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    Anybody got that Duck Sauce bootleg?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Just thinking about how much I hate that song has it stuck in my head.

    Those bastards knew what they were doing...trolling for breauxs and Thizz tards

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    I NEED THE FUCKING BOOTLEG

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Full disclosure: There are 5 or 6 acts I'm now getting pumped about. None of them featured in this thread. Carry on.
    Elaborate further please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post


    This is Swedish House Mafia.

    They are three Swedish dudes. They play a bunch of songs that go “Boom boom boom boom” and then the bass drops out and there’s a part people sing along to and then the bass comes back in going “boom boom boom.” Sometimes there are angel sounds.

    It is important to note that the three members of Swedish House Mafia do not function as individuals separate and independent from the Swedish House Mafia itself. Simply stated, the three members of Swedish House Mafia will individually only play tracks that the Swedish House Mafia as a collective plays.

    Last year, two of the three members of the Swedish Mafia, who play the exact same songs individually as the Swedish House Mafia plays as a group, headlined the Sahara two of the three nights of Coachella.



    This is Afrojack.

    He’s Dutch. His songs go “Boom boom boom boom,” but they also have very fast high-pitched sounds that go “woop woop woop woop woop dee doop!” Sometimes Pitbull raps on his songs. He gets hip hop artists to sing on his songs, but David Guetta had hip hop artists sing on his songs first.

    It is at times difficult to tell if you are listening to an Afrojack song or an LMFAO song.



    This is Amon Tobin.

    He plays weird sounds and shows you weird pictures of things. He is different than other Sahara acts that play weird sounds and show you weird pictures of things, because liking the latter acts makes you a “light show monkey” but liking Amon Tobin makes you a “genius.” People typically stand around and look at the pictures.



    This is SebastiAn.

    He’s French. He’ll smoke cigarettes and twist some knobs on a little panel. Sometimes the music sounds like video game music. Other times it sounds like the Spawn soundtrack. His tracks are “bangin.” He will probably play a DJ Mehdi song. It will be a “moment.”

    Sometimes people think he is Kavinsky. He is not.



    This is Feed Me.

    He does what SebastiAn does except he gets to do it because he’s friends with Deadmau5. Otherwise, nobody would give a shit. He will also play dubstep. Everyone will be happy and go “fucking duuuuuuuubsteeeeeeep!”

    See also Madeon.



    This is David Guetta.

    Hip hop artists think that he needs to produce their songs now. He makes songs that go “Boom boom boom boom” and then the bass drops out and everyone sings along and Usher sings over it and he holds his hands up in the air and then the bass comes back in. He has street cred because he worked with Akon. Afrojack does what he does.



    This is Kaskade.

    He does what David Guetta and Afrojack do except he doesn’t have as many friends in the music industry. He’s Mormon.



    This is Sebastian Ingrosso.

    He is in Swedish House Mafia. He will do what Swedish House Mafia does, including playing the exact same songs. When he plays the Sahara, four of the previous five nights of Coachella will have featured at least one individual member of the Swedish House Mafia or the Swedish House Mafia itself. The individual members of the Swedish House Mafia play the same songs as the Swedish House Mafia.

    He is not SebastiAn.



    This is Martin Solveig.

    He does what David Guetta and Afrojack and Kaskade and Sebastian Ingrosso do, except he only works with white singers. He plays tennis.



    This is Justice.

    They are French and will smoke like SebastiAn and play music like SebastiAn, except there are two of them, so people think they are geniuses. They have a cross that lights up. People see it and are like “Fucking sick!” Then they’re all “Fucking Just-ees!” because they think that’s how French people say “Justice.”



    This is Girl Talk.

    He is like listening to your teenage sister’s iPod except if your sister was even more of a weakling than she is now.



    This is Avicii.

    He is a Swedish DJ that plays songs that go “Boom boom boom boom” and then the bass drops out and then people sing along and then the bass comes back in, except he is not a member of Swedish House Mafia.



    This is Calvin Harris.

    He is kind of like David Guetta in that he makes music with Rihanna. He probably won’t play that Rihanna song though. He made an album that sounded like it was made in the 1980s except it was “nu.” Then he made another album and it just sounded like Kaskade, David Guetta, Avicii, Sebastian Ingrosso, Afrojack, and Swedish House Mafia. He’ll probably play the songs that sound like Kaskade, David Guetta, Avicii, Sebastian Ingrosso, Afrojack, and Swedish House Mafia.



    This is Porter Robinson.

    His songs go “Boom boom boom boom” and then make weird vortex sounds. He sounds like Wolfgang Gartner if Wolfgang Gartner was Wolfgang Gartner.

    As you can see, it’s gonna be a groundbreaking year. See you in the tent!
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    GET A FUCKING LIFE. THEY ARE NOT A JUKEBOX. GO JOIN ALL YOUR DOUCHEY BROS IN THE SAHARA WHEN RADIOHEAD IS PLAYING AND ASK THAT DJ TO DO A TRANCE REMIX OF CREEP SO YOU CAN GET A BONER WHILE YOU'RE ROLLING.

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    hey man thanks for quoting that whole fucking thing. great job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by weezy f baby View Post
    No love for DJ Shadow? No love for Nero? No love for Sub Focus? No love for Modeselektor? No love for Flying Lotus? Yall are trippin. For as many cheesedicks as there are this year, there are also a handful of legit artists.
    All the artists you just named are the ones I'm personally looking forward to most. I saw Modeselektor at Lollapalooza and the crowd was so whack that it made the show kind of boring. I can't wait for them to make their return to the Sahara.

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    This thread isn't about the good dance music artists on the lineup though. Take that shit elsewhere.
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    yo you know where i can download duck sauces set from last year? i really need it!!!!!
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    MJA's Bold Prediction 2012: Calvin Harris will get on the mic to say "Coachella, I feel so close to you right now!"
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    MJA don't know dick about music.


    No one cares about your guide to anything.


    You are not funny.


    You have tried for years to be funny on this board. Shit don't work.
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    ^^^^^ terrible post.

    HOWEVER, MJA, I think you do need to revise this entire guide in light of both Avicii AND Kaskade announcing the debuts of their new visual shows. What does Kaskade's 3-story LED wall mean to me, the average festivalgoer, and why?

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    these forums have been dead for years and the only people posting are in some kind of hipster cult. they listen to music that sounds good only on acid. true story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToddThaGod View Post
    these forums have been dead for years and the only people posting are in some kind of hipster cult. they listen to music that sounds good only on acid. true story.
    I don't think anyone cares. Cool story though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brando4n82 View Post
    MJA don't know dick about music.


    No one cares about your guide to anything.


    You are not funny.


    You have tried for years to be funny on this board. Shit don't work.
    These are good points.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToddThaGod View Post
    you guys are so gay. if you don't like the act just keep it moving. it's like a pissing competition with you hipsters...

    "my music is better than yours!"

    don't make me start another ICP vs Daft Punk thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    Go fist your grandaddy's sphincter till it prolapses all down your forearm.

    ... and then drink a cup of Draino to celebrate.
    is this a real thing u just wrote down on ur typer on the computer? That particular collection of words, in that order...i haven't seen them before in the past written in that way...

    while i recover what's our best chance at some house music? but not from people who are allesso.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToddThaGod View Post
    these forums have been dead for years and the only people posting are in some kind of hipster cult. they listen to music that sounds good only on acid. true story.
    Why don't you tell me another cool story?

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    Where do I sign up to join this "hipster cult"? And where will said group be hanging out at the festival?
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    Who thinks Gotye is going to come out and perform during Avicii and sing Somebody That I used To know, during Levels.....think about it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    Who thinks Gotye is going to come out and perform during Avicii and sing Somebody That I used To know, during Levels.....think about it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    Who thinks Gotye is going to come out and perform during Avicii and sing Somebody That I used To know, during Levels.....think about it....
    haha well i hope if that happens theres a third option to choose from that isnt death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmac View Post
    A+ thread
    Couldn't agree more! epic guide!

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    Holy shit, you people are pretentious. You have your tastes in music, others have theirs tastes in music. Everyone likes different things. No one's preference is objectively better than anyone else's. Maybe malcolmjamalawesome is just trying to be funny, but for fucks sake, can we just go to a festival, have fun, and not denigrate other people's tastes?

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