God Damn you Jarvis. After watching that Reading show I now have to shell out $600 to some douchebag on Stubhub. This is something I can't miss since I've been waiting since 1994 to see you fuckers and for the first time in 8 years I was shut out of tickets (spare me the you-shoulda-bought-presale bullshit, I know already). So, in closing, fuck you Jarvis, you owe me $600 and I will be there to collect whilst I dance my ass off to Disco 2000.