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    You all know the game. Three women or three men. Out of the three, who would you fuck, who would you marry, and who would you kill.

    And when you answer, please list another three so that the game continues.

    So...

    Scarlett Johannson. Anne Hathaway. Keri Russell.

    Go.
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    KEEEEWWWWWLLLLL

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    I wanna marry you, J.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    First I would marry TallGuy, then I would kill him, then I would fuck him like a jailhouse bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    First I would marry TallGuy, then I would kill him, then I would fuck him like a jailhouse bitch
    And i would videotape all of it, while masturbating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Marry J $, Fuck Ronnie, get a time machine and abort Tallguy
    Re: GayInTucson's illiterate ass

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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    Yeah this would be a lot more fun with board members. Sort of an expanded homo/hetero island.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    First I would marry TallGuy, then I would kill him, then I would fuck him like a jailhouse bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    And i would videotape all of it, while masturbating.
    You two just made my fuckin day. Thank you.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    You guys are dicks.

    F Scarlett
    M Keri
    K Anne

    But really f all three of them.

    Brad Pitt, Kathy Bates, Paul Rudd.
    Ron Paul 2012!

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    I'd marry Paul Rudd. Love that guy.
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    Oh you guys.

    Fuck Kathy Bates, marry Paul Rudd, kill Brad Pitt.

    Rob Schneider, Kevin James, Steve Buscemi.
    4/17 - Mogwai - El Rey (?)
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

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    Fuck Rob
    Marry Kevin
    Kill Steve
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Id fuck Paul Rudds dead body.

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    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
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    Paul Rudd
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    You are becoming my favorite board member, ivy.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Fuck Rob
    Marry Kevin
    Kill Steve
    Are you aware that Rob can fuck for hours? Seriously. Don't ask me how I know.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    Is that a cut?
    4/17 - Mogwai - El Rey (?)
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    It's experienced talk.

    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    BROKENDOLL, Suffacated, The Crypt Keeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    It's experienced talk.

    I don't see the correlation. (And, fwiw it's not true )
    4/17 - Mogwai - El Rey (?)
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thestripe View Post
    pics or it didn't happen.
    4/17 - Mogwai - El Rey (?)
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    It's difficult for Tallguy to get laid because of his 19" penis. Too bad it can't get hard.
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    how many beers into it were you when you found this out?

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    We were having mimosas, actually.
    4/17 - Mogwai - El Rey (?)
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    Oh you guys.
    What?? I'm serious. I was checking you out during Orbital thinking you would look sort hot with a wig on.....in a Serena Williams kind of way



    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    Taking that breakup hard I take it...you little harlot
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    We were having mimosas, actually.
    Oh how I miss those Sunday brunches at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Those were the salad days, my friend.
    last.fm
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Shut the fuck up.

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