JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT THEY DO WITH DAVE GUETTA

[jstromdabomb]

I heard he's opening with this.

[dyltr0n3030]

god i hate nicholas cage so much

[loopy]

David Guetta ultra 2012 setlist:

10. Avicii – Levels [Le7els / Universal] w/ Gotye feat. Kimbra – Somebody That I Used To Know (Acappella) [Universal])

Now there's some guest appearance opportunities

[philabuster]

what they have planned could be the worst day for EDM on record. If it involves a Chris Brown appearance

If it involves live bitch smacking, I'm in.

[Mugwog]

Now there's some guest appearance opportunities

After hearing the Goyte song remixed a few times, with people trying to play it at clubs etc, and especially after hearing the awful mix of it with swoon. I hope I don't hear this track that much other than being performed by Goyte himself. The remixes are fucking awful.

[thefrush]

If you venture near the Sahara you will hear it repetitively. It was the most played sample at Ultra, it is definitely this year's Rolling In The Deep.

[TallGuyCM]

Oh god Rolling in the Deep was the most remixed last year? Puke.

[Mugwog]

I can understand when a mainstream song will fit well into an electronic song, but this song is just awful when mixed electronically... and its on everyones fucking facebook

Besides..the best album for breakup music is Pretty Hate Machine

[thefrush]

So I've never heard a Guetta set or seen him live, aside from his wildly impressive awards show appearances. I played the first ten minutes of his Ultra set and... it's so bad. His mixing is even lazier than Avicii. He's just layering bass drum outros with bass drum intros, and sometimes he just uses a backspin and starts the next song. This is the most popular DJ in the world? I thought he would actually have some mixing skill despite his music being so cheesy. Sad.

[spiggums]

After hearing the Goyte song remixed a few times, with people trying to play it at clubs etc, and especially after hearing the awful mix of it with swoon. I hope I don't hear this track that much other than being performed by Goyte himself. The remixes are fucking awful.

It's pretty much the closest thing to this year's rolling in the deep, sadly

[guedita]

If it involves live bitch smacking, I'm in.

Cool.

[HandBanana]

Has anyone made this stupid and obvious joke yet?

[Gribbz]

^ Yes, but not with such mastery and grace. Well done, sir.

[HandBanana]

(takes bow)

[Mugwog]

Electrified boosh

[Trick Loves The Kids]

DAMN YOU'S A SEXY BITCH

[guedita]

I'm sexy and I know it.

[captncrzy]

This is the greatest thing on the board in awhile.

[Goatchella]

I agree...brilliant

[Ardentbiscuit]

Mad about the lack of diversity in the EDM offerings of Coachella this year?

Fear no more, friends. Whatever qualms you have will be quickly forgotten once you see what they do with Dave Guetta.

Whatever this is it will let me and everyone down. I've realized after many years of being hyped that a DJ's idea of epic is way different than my idea of epic. Dropping balloons on the crowd, having a guy play kazoo, lots and lots of lasers, somewhat famous person barely singing halfway through one song, etc. don't make me enjoy a performance anymore.

And I can't imagine David Guetta going for anything similar to the pyramid unless of course it involved lots of naked groupies.

[punkgirl]

This is beyond true. Mugwog, I could not agree more about PHM.

I can understand when a mainstream song will fit well into an electronic song, but this song is just awful when mixed electronically... and its on everyones fucking facebook

Besides..the best album for breakup music is Pretty Hate Machine

[punkgirl]

and thefrush may be on to something . . .

Seriously, 2 and a half minutes before he can even be bothered to toss some headphones on. But only after he tries to find a place to stash his coat. I dunno, maybe it is just me, but it is disappointing.

I was hoping for the Kelly Rowland song cause at least the song is fun and the chances of getting her to appear with him are high, and that could be something fun to dance to live. Otherwise, just not sure I want to catch his set.

[philabuster]

I never paid any attention to David Guetta until I saw how much hatred he inspires. When Amazon had the entire Nothing But the Beat album for $2.99, I thought it would be a good way to waste some money. I was surprised to find how familiar I was with the music because a) the crap they use at my gym for dancerize for morbidly obese older housewives bleeds through to the workout area and they play David Guetta a lot and b) my 3rd grader knew some of the songs from his after-school program. So there you have it - all the morbidly obese houswives and 3rd graders at Coachella are going to have a blast.

[SepaGroove]

Has anyone made this stupid and obvious joke yet?

This is amazing. Congratulations.

[ntmartinez]

If you know something that is going to happen during his set that we don't, why would you just come on here to hold it over peoples heads. Your super exclusive connect will never find out you told us, so just come out with it.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

If you know something that is going to happen during his set that we don't, why would you just come on here to hold it over peoples heads. Your super exclusive connect will never find out you told us, so just come out with it.

Go on...

[Alchemy]

Fucking tell us the secret, Guedita...

[SepaGroove]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH DAVE!?

I'M DYING TO KNOW!!!!!!!

[Distorted_Jungle]

So....... did anyone see what they did for David Guetta?

[Foucault]

Yes, for 90 seconds... it was the worst shit I'd ever heard.

So....... did anyone see what they did for David Guetta?