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    Coachella Junkie Boourns's Avatar
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    Unhappy Can I have my balls back, please?

    I tore my scrotum on the fence and my testicles flew out and I never could find them, so if anyone has them, please let me know ASAP, thanx.

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    Default Re: Can I have my balls back, please?

    I haven't seen any testicles lying around here. I'll let you know if I do!

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    Default Re: Can I have my balls back, please?

    Have you recovered your balls?
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I saw them in the street, so I ran to retrieve them for you, but then they just ran off. You've got fast testes, man.

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    this made me laugh so hard i almost peed my pants!

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    hahaha nice.

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    My dog has them and won't give them back. Sorry

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    Default Re: Can I have my balls back, please?

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    I tore my scrotum on the fence and my testicles flew out and I never could find them, so if anyone has them, please let me know ASAP, thanx.
    haha did this happen the year the pixies and the cure played? my friends were sneaking in at the same time.

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    So THAT's what we were smoking on the way home. I thought our weed tasted weird.

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    Default Re: Can I have my balls back, please?

    No balls, but we found a vial of coke in '03.

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    I found them. I gave one to Lance Armstrong and one to Tom Green. They need them

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    didnt this happen at the gorge too?
    i think it was in the darwin awars one year.

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    You seem fine with no balls. Maybe they where mistakenly given to you at birth?......

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