Kanye West & Jay-Z Co Headlining a night

[DeadSkin]

Ok don't have a heart attack... I am listening to Watch the Throne and was wondering how disappointed anyone would be with a Jay Z/Kanye West - No Doubt - Radiohead Coachella line up... I am stoned so flame away.

[juloxx]

It would be cool because neither of those rappers have headlined Coachella before

[malcolmjamalawesome]

It's about time for Kanye to headline again.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Like, literally, no one has played Coachella more recently than Kanye.

[Pressline47]

Watch the Throne set is 2.5-3 hours long, depending on how many times they feel like doing Paris that night. It would make sense at Bonnaroo (if they've forgiven Kanye) if they wanted to close Friday or Saturday since they could go on as long as they please.

[faxman75]

yeah but day hip hop legendz fucko!

[Neighborhood Creep]

I hope NIP gets dropped in the Sahara at some point

[heart cooks brain]

7 muhfuckin' times yo

[Pressline47]

7 muhfuckin' times yo

At minimum.

[guedita]

He's stoned, you guys. Flame away.

[guedita]

Whatever happened to eating entire bricks of cream cheese and drinking like a gallon of orange juice?

[guedita]

What ever happened to good old fashioned crying in the bathroom and then forgetting why you were in there in the first place?

[Neighborhood Creep]

Our world is evolving, Cara

[DeadSkin]

That part hasn't kicked in yet... okay now its kicking in.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Oh man, every time I get stoned I end up going on the message board and proposing the absolute least likely headliners."

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Oh yeah? I usually just watch Super Troopers."

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Would they be good for Feb. 3rd?"

[Mugwog]

"Do you have any food?"

[concertgoer]

This thread is crey

[heart cooks brain]

"Do you have any food?"

get out hippie

[malcolmjamalawesome]

What degree of likely is Justice in?

[Mugwog]

WE GONNA DO IT AGIN & AGIIIINNNN!

Ok don't have a heart attack... I am listening to Watch the Throne and was wondering how disappointed anyone would be with a Jay Z/Kanye West - No Doubt - Radiohead Coachella line up... I am stoned so flame away.

Ok don't have a heart attack... I am listening to Watch the Throne and was wondering how disappointed anyone would be with a Jay Z/Kanye West - No Doubt - Radiohead Coachella line up... I am stoned so flame away.

Ok don't have a heart attack... I am listening to Watch the Throne and was wondering how disappointed anyone would be with a Jay Z/Kanye West - No Doubt - Radiohead Coachella line up... I am stoned so flame away.

COACHELLA BOARDZ CAN U HEAR ME?!

Ok don't have a heart attack... I am listening to Watch the Throne and was wondering how disappointed anyone would be with a Jay Z/Kanye West - No Doubt - Radiohead Coachella line up... I am stoned so flame away.

[Gribbz]

Kanye West Fishstick Throw

A Play by Malcolm Jamal Awesome

SETTING: Kanye West's mainstage performance,at a time clearly too dark to see anything that is not glowing

BOARDIE #1
Ok guys! Let's do it! Let's throw these fishticks we've been hauling around in the heat all day long!

BOARDIE #2
Ha ha ha. This is so funny. This is exactly like that South Park episode from several years ago.

BOARDIE #1
I know, right? Remember?

BOARDIE #2
Ok guys, let's do it! One ... two ... three!

(Group of five BOARDIES throw fishsticks into the air, landing nowhere near a stage and, due to the darkness, being virtually undetectable to all those around them. The handful of people hit with fishsticks barely notice, look over their shoulder momentarily, and then forget the entire thing ever happened.)

BOARDIE #1
Ha ha ha! Yes! We did it! We did it!

BYSTANDER
While I nor anyone else could actually tell what you were throwing because of the items' nondescript appearance, I am curious: What did you guys just throw?

BOARDIE #2
Fishsticks!

BYSTANDER
Why?

BOARDIES #1
Because of that South Park! From like, I don't know, three years ago!

BYSTANDER:
Wow. You guys are serious pieces of shit.

(EVERYONE reacts with cold indifference. NOBODY laughs.)

THE END

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[WhyTheLongFace]

Like, literally, no one has played Coachella more recently than Kanye.

LOL

[concertgoer]

What degree of likely is Justice in?

98.245 degrees

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Dale, I'm actually working on a sequel

[WhyTheLongFace]

That fishstick play is hilarious

[malcolmjamalawesome]

98.245 degrees

[kreutz2112]

Substance.

[Gribbz]

Dale, I'm actually working on a sequel

Easy, buddy. Think of the backlash.