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  • Never. ick.

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  • maybe once a month or so

    10 7.25%
  • once or twice a week

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Thread: How many times a week do you masturbate?

  1. #61
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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Wait till the 10th of January

    "67.3% of all coachella attendees masturbate daily, 47% said they were most likely NOT going to break this pattern while in attendance to the popular music festival in Indio, Ca"

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    I keep hoping someone else posted something gross, but people just keep voting and bumping the thread.

    bump.

    bump.

    I can't believe so many people masturbate every day.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Call me lucky, but guess what I'm doing right now...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Yay, more gross posts!
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Actually, I just woke up about 30 minutes ago, which is about 2 hours too late for an appointment I had. How's that for fucking one's self? And that's like, the 2nd time I've done this this week and it's only Wednesday! FML
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    This entire thread is TMI. Thanks, Tom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    This entire thread is TMI. Thanks, Tom.
    No the TMI poll is: What helps inspire you for your daily masturbation?
    Fetish porn?
    A past memory?
    Cum shots?
    Seeing someone clean in underwear?
    A well organized pantry?
    Constantly exploring the nether regions for no reason other than expluring?

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    Whoa. I'm intrigued about that cleaning in underwear one.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Hahaaa, I read that as seeing someone who had recently showered/bathed in underwear. But the maid fantasy thing makes a lot more sense.

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Also, Mugwog, you forgot the option of being inspired by the desperate desire to feel something, anything really, just to prove to yourself that you are still alive.

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Let's add that to Amy's list.

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    Yeah, I need something new since the dogs and incest haven't worked in years.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Yeah, I need something new since the dogs and incest haven't worked in years.
    Sigggggggggggggggable
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Dahgs and incest.
    You wanna fook on me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I keep hoping someone else posted something gross, but people just keep voting and bumping the thread.

    bump.

    bump.

    I can't believe so many people masturbate every day.
    see? and you asked me why I started this poll. Now you can't wait for someone to post something new, and you've learned something in the process.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Now that you here, are there any blue pills involved for you TomAZ?
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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    no I do not take Viagra to masturbate. what kind of question is that? no one is immune from the ravages of time, however.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Birth control pills ruined me for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    bout three or four times a week. Tried to quit a couple months ago, but only lasted a few weeks. It's such a fun and simple pleasure that can help with a quick mood change.

    I respect people who control and don't do it, saving it all for a real partner. Applaud you.
    100% Caffeinated

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    I like to watch my cock while masturbating but need a mirror to see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    It's all about the money shot for me. I usually fast forward to the end and play it on repeat. hahaha I know TMI
    I have to switch videos to actively avoid the endings. Theres something about a facial thats such a huge turn off for me even when the girl is begging for it. It contributes nothing to the experience, its not aesthetically pleasing, and its just a mess.

    I'm all for swallowing though.

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    Do they ever show porn stars swallowing? It's not as flashy as the facial.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Geezus christ, you people are freaks.

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Reverse facials
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    I once shot myself in the eye and had to go to school the next day with an eye patch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Do they ever show porn stars swallowing? It's not as flashy as the facial.
    You don't even know what they show these days.

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    Gaping.

    I'm all down for the buttsex, but the gaping thing just makes me go

    Facials are still hot though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    You don't even know what they show these days.
    I don't really watch a whole lot of porn. The stuff I do watch is probably old anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Look, Tom, your poll worked. You found out someone is masturbating to you after all.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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