How many times a week do you masturbate?

[Mugwog]

Wait till the 10th of January

"67.3% of all coachella attendees masturbate daily, 47% said they were most likely NOT going to break this pattern while in attendance to the popular music festival in Indio, Ca"

[amyzzz]

I keep hoping someone else posted something gross, but people just keep voting and bumping the thread.

bump.

bump.

I can't believe so many people masturbate every day.

[BROKENDOLL]

Call me lucky, but guess what I'm doing right now...

[amyzzz]

Yay, more gross posts!

[BROKENDOLL]

Actually, I just woke up about 30 minutes ago, which is about 2 hours too late for an appointment I had. How's that for fucking one's self? And that's like, the 2nd time I've done this this week and it's only Wednesday! FML

[Courtney]

This entire thread is TMI. Thanks, Tom.

[Mugwog]

This entire thread is TMI. Thanks, Tom.

No the TMI poll is: What helps inspire you for your daily masturbation?
Fetish porn?
A past memory?
Cum shots?
Seeing someone clean in underwear?
A well organized pantry?
Constantly exploring the nether regions for no reason other than expluring?

[amyzzz]

Whoa. I'm intrigued about that cleaning in underwear one.

[Courtney]

Hahaaa, I read that as seeing someone who had recently showered/bathed in underwear. But the maid fantasy thing makes a lot more sense.

[Courtney]

Also, Mugwog, you forgot the option of being inspired by the desperate desire to feel something, anything really, just to prove to yourself that you are still alive.

[algunz]

Let's add that to Amy's list.

[amyzzz]

Yeah, I need something new since the dogs and incest haven't worked in years.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Yeah, I need something new since the dogs and incest haven't worked in years.

Sigggggggggggggggable

[Goatchella]

Dahgs and incest.

[TomAz]

I keep hoping someone else posted something gross, but people just keep voting and bumping the thread.

bump.

bump.

I can't believe so many people masturbate every day.

see? and you asked me why I started this poll. Now you can't wait for someone to post something new, and you've learned something in the process.

[fatbastard]

Now that you here, are there any blue pills involved for you TomAZ?

[TomAz]

no I do not take Viagra to masturbate. what kind of question is that? no one is immune from the ravages of time, however.

[amyzzz]

Birth control pills ruined me for years.

[Premium Roast]

bout three or four times a week. Tried to quit a couple months ago, but only lasted a few weeks. It's such a fun and simple pleasure that can help with a quick mood change.

I respect people who control and don't do it, saving it all for a real partner. Applaud you.

[fatbastard]

I like to watch my cock while masturbating but need a mirror to see it.

[AndLeoObre]

It's all about the money shot for me. I usually fast forward to the end and play it on repeat. hahaha I know TMI

I have to switch videos to actively avoid the endings. Theres something about a facial thats such a huge turn off for me even when the girl is begging for it. It contributes nothing to the experience, its not aesthetically pleasing, and its just a mess.

I'm all for swallowing though.

[amyzzz]

Do they ever show porn stars swallowing? It's not as flashy as the facial.

[chiapet]

Geezus christ, you people are freaks.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Reverse facials

[fatbastard]

I once shot myself in the eye and had to go to school the next day with an eye patch.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Do they ever show porn stars swallowing? It's not as flashy as the facial.

You don't even know what they show these days.

[Mugwog]

Gaping.

I'm all down for the buttsex, but the gaping thing just makes me go

Facials are still hot though.

[amyzzz]

You don't even know what they show these days.

I don't really watch a whole lot of porn. The stuff I do watch is probably old anyway.

[SoulDischarge]

Look, Tom, your poll worked. You found out someone is masturbating to you after all.

[TomAz]