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    Do women fake their orgasms when they masturbate?
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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    just to get it over with?
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    I masturbated to a photo of the Sahara tent this morning.
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    Sometimes chocolate is better.

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Assterbate
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    Quote Originally Posted by superfiction View Post
    is it an insult to yoruself if you fall asleep halfway through masturbation? i mean, to be fair i work long hours
    Insult? No, it brings balance to those times I wake up masturbating in my sleep.

    Actually, there was this one time when Pete was working out of town for a week and I thought it would be fun to make him a sexy video of my bedtime activities while he was away. Instead, I wake up the next morning to find a 7 hour video of me tossing and turning through my REMs while the 2 cats amuse themselves by swatting my magical egg around on the bed until it sputtered out because the batteries had died. Happened. True story.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    My husband loves it when I wake up masturbating in my sleep.

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    Jim is a wise man.Have you told him thank you about the foot inserts for me yet? that was some great advice.
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    I have but it doesn't usually come up in the morning.

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    well i hope that's not about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    My husband loves it when I wake up masturbating in my sleep.
    Just curious, but does he then whisper in your ear, "pretend you're a lumberjack, cuz I've got wood?"
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Do women fake their orgasms when they masturbate?

    If they do, they're just kidding themselves.

    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Jim is a wise man.Have you told him thank you about the foot inserts for me yet? that was some great advice.
    You need foot inserts to masturbate? I'm almost positive I met you last year and you didn't look short enough to need inserts.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Okay, so serious question here: Do men need visuals to get off? Can a man not get started, going and finish without the help of visual aids?

    Maybe it's me, but I keep my eyes open when having sex and reminiscing on past experiences is porn enough for me. Does it make the job quicker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    Okay, so serious question here: Do men need visuals to get off? Can a man not get started, going and finish without the help of visual aids?
    I normally use visuals, but I don't necessarily need them. Imagination can go a long way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    Okay, so serious question here: Do men need visuals to get off? Can a man not get started, going and finish without the help of visual aids?

    Maybe it's me, but I keep my eyes open when having sex and reminiscing on past experiences is porn enough for me. Does it make the job quicker?

    I think it depends on how horny you are, sometimes I'll wake up and just start the beat down. Other times, you get the good jerk going and you watch the "foreplay" in porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I think it depends on how horny you are, sometimes I'll wake up and just start the beat down. Other times, you get the good jerk going and you watch the "foreplay" in porn.
    It's all about the money shot for me. I usually fast forward to the end and play it on repeat. hahaha I know TMI

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    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    I normally use visuals, but I don't necessarily need them. Imagination can go a long way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    My husband loves it when I wake up masturbating in my sleep.
    And you, stop terrorizing this board with your fine ass.
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    It's all about the money shot for me. I usually fast forward to the end and play it on repeat. hahaha I know TMI
    *high five*

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    Just wondering if TomAZ masturbates to this poll.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Just wondering if TomAZ masturbates to this poll.
    Well, now I'm wondering that if he does and the one poll touches the other pole, will there be an arc? And if there is, will he let us call him Sparky?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Wifes & girlfriends, Boyfriends & husbands, lend your spouses a hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyeric View Post
    Wifes & girlfriends, Boyfriends & husbands, lend your spouses a hand.
    Or, go out on a limb and add a foot!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyeric View Post
    Wifes & girlfriends, Boyfriends & husbands, lend your spouses a hand.
    Just don't forget to lick your palm.

    Nobody likes a dry a handjob.

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    With as often as I put my foot in my mouth, I'm beginning to see my masturbatory destiny.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I think it depends on how horny you are
    ^This, for me. Although it usually has been several days since the last time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
    made me laugh out loud.

    i jerked off today to some abella anderson porn... thumbs up!

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    You know people are patiently waiting for Coachella news, when they spend time answering polls! This one is so funny!
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