I've made it anonymous so you people can actually be honest for a change.
maybe once a month or so
once or twice a week
every day or every other day
more than once a day
once or twice a week is the norm. no need to be anonymous, don't be pussies, people.
Whenever It can't be the real thing and if I have time.
I'd like to fuck three times a day. Where's that poll?
Last edited by Goatchella; 12-12-2011 at 01:00 PM.
You wanna fook on me?!
The next poll should be "did the masturbation poll make you think about it enough that you masturbated right then?"
Doing it daily feels like a chore, I prefer weekly release for a better payoff.
"Give me women, wine and snuff
Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
Is grinding a teddy bear with a hole at the bottom of it considered masturbation?
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
did you make the hole yourself for the sole purpose of sticking your dick in?
^I'm going to go with yes. If it's not sex, it's masturbation
On my good weeks, I would say once a week, but sometimes the mood arises for much more than that. Sometimes 3x/day. But I would much prefer the real deal, but I sure know how to get myself off though
Creepy old man.
I explore at least once a day. I can't always have sex with my husband daily because of the regular business of life. But I can always find time for me. Luckily it doesn't take me that long, but the best times are when I can take my time.
I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
I almost never masturbate more than once a day
I must be getting old
is it an insult to yoruself if you fall asleep halfway through masturbation? i mean, to be fair i work long hours
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i'm usually a daily or so.....in the dry winter months things can get a little raw though so that's definitely a hinderance
i assume girls don't have this problem?
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.