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  • Never. ick.

    3 2.17%
  • maybe once a month or so

    10 7.25%
  • once or twice a week

    32 23.19%
  • every day or every other day

    70 50.72%
  • more than once a day

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    I've made it anonymous so you people can actually be honest for a change.
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    I picked never, although I don't think it's icky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I've made it anonymous so you people can actually be honest for a change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    once or twice a week is the norm. no need to be anonymous, don't be pussies, people.

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    Every day...its healthy, and it helps you fall asleep
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    Whenever It can't be the real thing and if I have time.

    I'd like to fuck three times a day. Where's that poll?
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    You wanna fook on me?!

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    Haven't for two weeks.

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    Default Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?

    The next poll should be "did the masturbation poll make you think about it enough that you masturbated right then?"
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    Doing it daily feels like a chore, I prefer weekly release for a better payoff.
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    Tom makes me lol. What is going on with you and these polls, Tom?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    pole polls

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    Is grinding a teddy bear with a hole at the bottom of it considered masturbation?
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    did you make the hole yourself for the sole purpose of sticking your dick in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Tom makes me lol. What is going on with you and these polls, Tom?
    I'm convinced he's gathering data for actuarial tables re: Average Coachella Attendees.





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    ^I'm going to go with yes. If it's not sex, it's masturbation

    On my good weeks, I would say once a week, but sometimes the mood arises for much more than that. Sometimes 3x/day. But I would much prefer the real deal, but I sure know how to get myself off though

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    Creepy old man.

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    I explore at least once a day. I can't always have sex with my husband daily because of the regular business of life. But I can always find time for me. Luckily it doesn't take me that long, but the best times are when I can take my time.

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    Wankers
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    To those that voted more than once daily. Fess up
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    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
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    I almost never masturbate more than once a day
    I must be getting old

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    is it an insult to yoruself if you fall asleep halfway through masturbation? i mean, to be fair i work long hours
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    Quote Originally Posted by superfiction View Post
    is it an insult to yoruself if you fall asleep halfway through masturbation? i mean, to be fair i work long hours
    No, but it might be an insult to anyone who walks in.
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    Well this poll further supports that just about everyone masturbates.
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    I explore at least once a day.
    That is a very lady like way to say "masturbate"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
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    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by korbinn View Post
    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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    i'm usually a daily or so.....in the dry winter months things can get a little raw though so that's definitely a hinderance

    i assume girls don't have this problem?
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Tom makes me lol. What is going on with you and these polls, Tom?
    Maybe you should think that through amy.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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