Also holy hell I cringed so many times reading your story, Tom. But one suggestion for when you are telling this hilarious anecdote with all the rocking back and forth next weekend before the game with Carolina: you can do the gesturing with your crotch part but don't give away the punchline in the first sentence.
I want to see Tom's scrotum's worse half.
Tom, for a fee I will gladly come suck that scrot back to full health.
I'd do it for free.
Tom, while that experience sounds miserable, that was an extremely entertaining read. You need to write long form stories much more often.
Also, you need to perform that story on The Moth
How do you know for sure?
Under Armour brand is supposed to be very good.
Bamboo fiber undies Tom
And Jesus Balls Tom, PROTECT YOUR JUNK. You only get one set! More important than color, fabric or price, get undies that fit. Also, post pictures, I love gruesome wounds.
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I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....
I'll have some good ones for you in the future then
Oh god, if you post a picture of your lungs, please use a link.
But, ANYWAY... I shouldn't be rubbing Tom the wrong way over this. Pete got his first experience with the chafed peanuttle issue last year at the fest and he had to ride his bike back to the house after the show just to feed the cats...I didn't see him until the next afternoon.
Tom- I'm watching a show on TLC about a guy with a two hundred pound tumour on his scrotum. You want scrotum woes? That's where they are apparently.
edit- he's been using his testicles as a table to rest his dinner plate. Holy fuck.