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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    toxic sweat?

    i dunno. it just was.
    Was the underwear you were wearing a good quality breathable kind? Maybe a certain type of fabric would contribute to the problem?
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    My question though, is how was the chafing so intense from just...standing?
    Tailgating is more than just standing. You gotta walk to the beer cooler. Then to the grill. Then you half-recognize folks a few cars down so you stroll over there. Then you're telling a particularly hilarious anecdote which involves rocking back and forth and gesturing with your crotch. Yeah, OK, I see your point.


    Also holy hell I cringed so many times reading your story, Tom. But one suggestion for when you are telling this hilarious anecdote with all the rocking back and forth next weekend before the game with Carolina: you can do the gesturing with your crotch part but don't give away the punchline in the first sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Also, you all will find this funny, I am sure: a few weeks ago, I apparently managed to rub all the skin off one part of my scrotum. Yeah, I'm not talking just irritated -- apparently i rubbed it all off in that one spot. Of my scrotum.
    Take this to the Nude Pictures thread, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Was the underwear you were wearing a good quality breathable kind? Maybe a certain type of fabric would contribute to the problem?
    This was almost certainly part of the problem. I buy cheap underwear at Target.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I want to see Tom's scrotum's worse half.
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    Tom, did you get that slime on it that stayed for days after? Rub it on your upper lip
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    This was almost certainly part of the problem. I buy cheap underwear at Target.
    Might I suggest that the value you place on your junk should directly correspond with the monetary value of your ginch.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Tom, for a fee I will gladly come suck that scrot back to full health.
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    You would seriously suck scrotum for a fee?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    You wouldn't?
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    I'd do it for free.

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    Tom, while that experience sounds miserable, that was an extremely entertaining read. You need to write long form stories much more often.

    Also, you need to perform that story on The Moth
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I'd do it for free.
    You are not a heterosexual guy with a tiny penis.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    How do you know for sure?

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    Shit I guess I don't know!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Might I suggest that the value you place on your junk should directly correspond with the monetary value of your ginch.
    yeah this is an excellent point. I think i'm gonna replace my entire underwear drawer this weekend.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Under Armour brand is supposed to be very good.

    http://www.underarmour.com/shop/ca/en
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I'd do it for free.
    hello.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Bamboo fiber undies Tom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Kory, how do you feel about nasal irrigation? I'm a pretty big fan of my neti pot, and find it to be much more effective than most nasal decongestants in clearing me out when my sinuses are irritated due to seasonal air quality fluctuation or colds?
    Huge fan personally, I even keep a few suction catheters around for particularly bad congestion, however we are seeing seriously nasty ass mofos burning their passages with water that's too fucking hot, or infecting the hell out of their sinus by using forced pressure, or poorly cleaned equipment. Due to this I don't often recommend it, cause people are retards.

    And Jesus Balls Tom, PROTECT YOUR JUNK. You only get one set! More important than color, fabric or price, get undies that fit. Also, post pictures, I love gruesome wounds.
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    I'll have some good ones for you in the future then

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    Oh god, if you post a picture of your lungs, please use a link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    I'll have some good ones for you in the future then
    I await with delight my friend. Ooze away.
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    Steve if you get some new lungs, we need a side-by-side lung comparison.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Oh god, if you post a picture of your lungs, please use a link.
    Oh man, would never post that straight up. I did search #lungtransplant on Instagram the other day and there were some interesting shots. It is incredible how horrible our lungs look compared to a healthy set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    yeah this is an excellent point. I think i'm gonna replace my entire underwear drawer this weekend.
    Check it out, Tom... Big boy pants in an adult shade so you won't look so infantile. Heck, you wouldn't even have to leave your stadium seat to pee!


    Well, aren't these cute?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Oh man, would never post that straight up. I did search #lungtransplant on Instagram the other day and there were some interesting shots. It is incredible how horrible our lungs look compared to a healthy set.
    I just want mine to match my liver.
    But, ANYWAY... I shouldn't be rubbing Tom the wrong way over this. Pete got his first experience with the chafed peanuttle issue last year at the fest and he had to ride his bike back to the house after the show just to feed the cats...I didn't see him until the next afternoon.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Tom- I'm watching a show on TLC about a guy with a two hundred pound tumour on his scrotum. You want scrotum woes? That's where they are apparently.
    edit- he's been using his testicles as a table to rest his dinner plate. Holy fuck.
    Last edited by ThatGirl; 10-08-2013 at 09:48 AM.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I think I have gout.
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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