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    You're right, because actual results aren't nearly as good as papers.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    "Hey scientist, this thing just happened. Right here. To me."

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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Well I am still sick and I have finished the zpack & steroids. Now I get to do a 10 day round of augmentin. Of course 3 rounds of antibiotics aren't doing the rest of my body any good either. This shit is fucking ridiculous. I have never had this hard of a time getting rid of a cold/flu. What the fucking fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Well I am still sick and I have finished the zpack & steroids. Now I get to do a 10 day round of augmentin. Of course 3 rounds of antibiotics aren't doing the rest of my body any good either. This shit is fucking ridiculous. I have never had this hard of a time getting rid of a cold/flu. What the fucking fuck.
    So sorry you are struggling with this. There was a similar flu/cold going around here and it turned into pneumonia for some. But for most it took a month or two to shake completely. It's terrible that the medication you've been on hasn't zapped it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Well I am still sick and I have finished the zpack & steroids. Now I get to do a 10 day round of augmentin. Of course 3 rounds of antibiotics aren't doing the rest of my body any good either. This shit is fucking ridiculous. I have never had this hard of a time getting rid of a cold/flu. What the fucking fuck.
    Welcome to my life! Looks like I may be sick again for Coachella this year, that will make 3 years in a row. Ugh.

    Hope you feel better soon!

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    Steve, I honestly don't know how you do it. I have had bouts of illness, but nothing that has gone on this long. I know you deal with this stuff most days of your life. I don't know that I would have it in me.

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    I've got that sore, ticklish feeling in my throat, which means with about 99% probability that I'll be getting a cold next. DO NOT LIKE.

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    I am so lucky I didn't get hit this year. It takes me weeks to shake a cold. I started using hand sanitizer religiously.

    Unfortunately I have this pain up my ass. I hope it's not colon cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I've got that sore, ticklish feeling in my throat, which means with about 99% probability that I'll be getting a cold next. DO NOT LIKE.
    Start crushing up garlic and eating it raw. A clove a day should be good. You may stink, but it can work wonders.

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    I don't know if HK reads this thread anymore but it's worth a try.

    So I was really sick last week. Somehow managed to get strep throat and bronchitis at the same time. The internet tells me they are not related but it is what it is.

    Doctor gave me some "powerful" antibiotics, Clarithromycin 500mg. And it seems to have done the trick, either that or I got better on my own about a day or two after I started taking it. Anyway, the pharmacist told me to be sure to eat yogurt every day because the med will kill both "good" and "bad" bacteria; so far the yogurt seems to be working ok.

    The theme here is: this drug can mess with your digestive track.

    My question is: is this why my butthole has been itching like crazy the last couple of days?

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    Dude.

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    The question was not what to do about it. Pay attention.

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    I would think that relieving yourself of your itchy asshole would be more important right now that finding out whether or not a medication that you will only be temporarily taking is the cause.

    I mean...itchy asshole.
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    It is probably due to the antibiotics, if you had a vagina that would itch too. Unless of course you were eating raw pork with your antibiotics, then you just have worms.
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    These would be better



    Tom, you have disrupted the delicate balance of moisture within the mucosal lining of your dear old digestive tract. Mild itching, often occurs until the balance is restored. For live cultures, I've become partial to kefir, a cultured milk product which provides a much more consistent mix of live organism to replenish your little internal sewage factory.

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    Sounds like you need Probiotics and Bifidophilus Flora Force
    In your digestive system Tom

    Kick start it back into shape with that

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    Also, it will not resolve itself until after you been off the antibiotics for 5-10 days and given your little critters a chance to resettle.
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    Unfortunately I am at a conference in some mid-tier eastern seaboard city and i think i am lucky to find Dannon.

    but thank you for the insights people.

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    If there are any health food stores or pharmacies you should be able to pick up some acidopholis tablets, those have always helped me even while still taking the antibiotics.
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    Dannon has all the probiotic goodness of a snickers bar. You shoulda just bought gogurt with sprinkles.
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    Oh and lulz at Tom squirming in his conference chair trying to not look like he's scratching his inflamed rhoids on the sly.
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    Hi medical guys. Last night from about 12-2:30 my lower left abdomen (in line with my navel and extending down a few inches towards my hip) started throbbing, which built into a stabby pain that would ease for a few seconds when I'd shift position and then ramp back up again. This just started again about half an hour ago - throbbing and now it's pretty bad and making my breath catch. It's not a muscle spasm, it definitely feels like an organ thing. My question: wtf on the left side can even do that? Most the organs of interest/usual suspects for abdominal pain are on the right side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Hi medical guys. Last night from about 12-2:30 my lower left abdomen (in line with my navel and extending down a few inches towards my hip) started throbbing, which built into a stabby pain that would ease for a few seconds when I'd shift position and then ramp back up again. This just started again about half an hour ago - throbbing and now it's pretty bad and making my breath catch. It's not a muscle spasm, it definitely feels like an organ thing. My question: wtf on the left side can even do that? Most the organs of interest/usual suspects for abdominal pain are on the right side.
    Sounds like you have gas. The fundus of your stomach is the upper arch on your left side. Since our stomachs aren't completely full with stomach juices most of the time the gas rises up and collects in this area of the stomach. Gas buildup can be very painful and sometimes people even go to the ER with what they feel is a major medical emergency and it turns out they are just having a really gassy day. Painful gas pockets can also arise along the length of your intestines too, that could be why the pain is in your lower abdomen.

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    Hmm. I know what gas pain is like, and this feels different...but I'll give it a few days before I worry.
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    So, you should stop holding your farts in so much.

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    hernia?
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    A twisted ovary? But you'd be in extreme pain then, like I need to go to the hospital right now pain, so probably not.
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    I hope it's cute-alien-in-the-stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    hernia?
    Hernia is what i was thinking. my mother had symptoms similar to this for almost two years...extremely excruciating pain that would eventually go away and come back like one a month. Even a couple doctor visits didn't diagnose it until it got really bad and she eventually had to have surgery.
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