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    Probably a yeast infection.
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    I have a protruding epididymis on my left testicle. From time to time, the testicle goes numb. The urologist I was referred to says I'm fine and that numbness/pain in that area can come and go. Tests showed a high level of calcium, but I was told it's not a bad sign. This was months ago and the numbness continues on and off.

    Anything in your textbooks that could have been glossed over? I hope it has nothing to do with the underwear I'm wearing.
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    I have a protruding epididymis on my left testicle. From time to time, the testicle goes numb. The urologist I was referred to says I'm fine and that numbness/pain in that area can come and go. Tests showed a high level of calcium, but I was told it's not a bad sign. This was months ago and the numbness continues on and off.

    Anything in your textbooks that could have been glossed over? I hope it has nothing to do with the underwear I'm wearing.
    Hm. Do you think your pain/numbness could be from the pressure of your inner thigh (or wherever your left ball rests on)? Since it's protruding, you are probably pressing down on it more which can cause pain.

    When did this numbness start? How long does it last? When you feel pain, what kind of pain is it? Like, is it stinging? Or stabby? Sharp? Or dull? Are you able to ejaculate normally?
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    Had epidymitis before. Dr. say no more yanky my wanky for awhile. Twasnt protruding, but I was thankful it wasn't ball cancer.

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    Herro kitty, when I wake up before 6am with less than 4 hours of sleep, I always feel like I need to puke. I don't actually puke, but I feel like I'm going to. Eating does not help, nor does anything else I have tried, but the feeling will go away after being awake for an hour or so. This does not happen if I wake up after 6am with less than 4 hours of sleep, nor does it happen when I wake up before 6am but have gone to sleep early.

    Why does that happen?

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    Hello barrrr, my bottom right eyelid has been twitching multiple times a day for a few minutes at a time for around 4 weeks now. What up with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    Hello barrrr, my bottom right eyelid has been twitching multiple times a day for a few minutes at a time for around 4 weeks now. What up with that?
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    Heehee.

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    Eh. Somewhere between 50 and 200 mg a day. I'm in the process of trying to cut back. I also heard potassium has something to do with it so I ate one banana last week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    Eh. Somewhere between 50 and 200 mg a day. I'm in the process of trying to cut back. I also heard potassium has something to do with it so I ate one banana last week.
    I had that same problem, I asked my eye doctor about it and he did mention something about potassium, he advised me to eat a banana every so often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Herro kitty, when I wake up before 6am with less than 4 hours of sleep, I always feel like I need to puke. I don't actually puke, but I feel like I'm going to. Eating does not help, nor does anything else I have tried, but the feeling will go away after being awake for an hour or so. This does not happen if I wake up after 6am with less than 4 hours of sleep, nor does it happen when I wake up before 6am but have gone to sleep early.

    Why does that happen?

    So do you mean that if you sleep at 5am and wake up at 8am, you feel fine?
    Are you feeling nauseous as you rise from bed? Or is it the moment you wake up and you're lying in bed? Do you have any problems with blood pressure?

    Do you know about circadian rhythms? You probably don't get nauseous from waking up after 6am with 4 hrs of sleep because your body is waking up along with the sun, so it feels normal. And if you go to bed early and get enough sleep, you don't feel sick even though you wake up earlier than 6am.

    I don't know much about sleep, but this phenomenon of yours is probably due to your unique body and how it handles lack of sleep and/or how your sleep coincides with circadian rhythms and stuff

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    Hello barrrr, my bottom right eyelid has been twitching multiple times a day for a few minutes at a time for around 4 weeks now. What up with that?
    Muscle twitching anywhere is usually related to improper electrolyte levels. So yeah, keep up with your electrolytes. Potassium and phosphorus are major electrolytes that deal with muscle function, so like zircona said, eat a banana once in a while
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    I hope I'm not annoying you all with asking more questions.
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    Are you able to ejaculate normally?
    I think so? What is normal? Teaspoon size?
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    Quote Originally Posted by herro kitty View Post
    So do you mean that if you sleep at 5am and wake up at 8am, you feel fine?
    Are you feeling nauseous as you rise from bed? Or is it the moment you wake up and you're lying in bed? Do you have any problems with blood pressure?

    Do you know about circadian rhythms? You probably don't get nauseous from waking up after 6am with 4 hrs of sleep because your body is waking up along with the sun, so it feels normal. And if you go to bed early and get enough sleep, you don't feel sick even though you wake up earlier than 6am.

    I don't know much about sleep, but this phenomenon of yours is probably due to your unique body and how it handles lack of sleep and/or how your sleep coincides with circadian rhythms and stuff
    Interesting, thank you.

    Yes, I mean that if I sleep from 5am to 8am, I feel tired, but I don't get nauseous the same way. And when it does happen, I feel nauseous as I'm getting up and walking around, for about the first hour I'm awake. I have really really low blood pressure, always have -- do you think that could have something to do with it?

    I'm going to google circadian rhythms.

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    lately, eating anything even a little bit spicy makes me feel like vomiting. it's only been within the last month or so. any idea what could be causing this?

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    Could be an ulcer...experiencing any other abdominal pains?
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    I got a check up a few weeks ago and have yet to go back and have blood work done.

    1-Do I really have to not eat anything for 12 hours?

    2-Does it make a difference if I smoke a cigarette before going in?
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    Those are questions we all need answered. thank you fatbastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    lately, eating anything even a little bit spicy makes me feel like vomiting. it's only been within the last month or so. any idea what could be causing this?
    is it just spicy things/foods? i just ask because i have a form of GERD, and spicy things, among other things, help trigger this. i'm on medication and changed my eating habits, which helps.
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    Specific, odd question:

    In the past year, whenever I go to dinner with my parents, either in LA or when I visit them at home, I frequently wind up with some serious queasiness and end up vomiting. At home, I like attributing it to the fact that I'm not smoking pot at all and am experiencing some withdrawal symptoms (frequent user.)

    Does this sound like a decent hypothesis? What the hell, man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Specific, odd question:

    In the past year, whenever I go to dinner with my parents, either in LA or when I visit them at home, I frequently wind up with some serious queasiness and end up vomiting. At home, I like attributing it to the fact that I'm not smoking pot at all and am experiencing some withdrawal symptoms (frequent user.)

    Does this sound like a decent hypothesis? What the hell, man?
    I don't think it's Pot Withdrawals.The worse I get is depression from not smoking.


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    Quote Originally Posted by herro kitty View Post
    Hm. Do you think your pain/numbness could be from the pressure of your inner thigh (or wherever your left ball rests on)? Since it's protruding, you are probably pressing down on it more which can cause pain.

    When did this numbness start? How long does it last? When you feel pain, what kind of pain is it? Like, is it stinging? Or stabby? Sharp? Or dull? Are you able to ejaculate normally?
    It started sometime in March/April. When I feel it, it becomes distracting on-and-off for an hour or so.
    I do sit cross-legged when possible. At the same time, I have been noticing the sensation at work, where I sit normally behind a desk. It's a dull pain mostly, sometimes sharp. Everything else has been fine, otherwise.

    I'll avoid sitting in positions that would put pressure on it.


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    Had epidymitis before. Dr. say no more yanky my wanky for awhile. Twasnt protruding, but I was thankful it wasn't ball cancer.
    First thing I did was hold off on that. Didn't seem to make a difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DFrank View Post
    I think so? What is normal? Teaspoon size?
    I mean, does it hurt when you ejaculate? Any delay? If the pain/numbness isn't too intrusive to your daily living, you should be ok for now... Keep a log describing the pain/numbness when it happens and be as descriptive as possible so the next time you see a doctor, they have a clearer picture of what's going on

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    Interesting, thank you.

    Yes, I mean that if I sleep from 5am to 8am, I feel tired, but I don't get nauseous the same way. And when it does happen, I feel nauseous as I'm getting up and walking around, for about the first hour I'm awake. I have really really low blood pressure, always have -- do you think that could have something to do with it?

    I'm going to google circadian rhythms.
    Having very low blood pressure as you rise can make you dizzy and even faint. If you get up too fast, the blood rushes out of your head and you can get dizzy, nauseous, or fainty. It's called orthostatic hypotension. Dunno how the 6am/ <4hr of sleep works into this though. But try to slowly get up.. Like, sit on the edge of your bed for a minute before you completely stand up.

    What's your average BP?



    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    lately, eating anything even a little bit spicy makes me feel like vomiting. it's only been within the last month or so. any idea what could be causing this?
    How old are you? Do you have any pain that is localized in a particular area? Like Drinkey said, it could probably be an ulcer. Do you drink/smoke/take a lot of aspirin? Smoking and drinking can increase acid production and aspirin/NSAIDs are known for causing gastrointestinal bleeding. You should avoid eating spicy food and see a doctor so they can figure out what kind of ulcer it is and prescribe you the right medication to heal it.

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    I got a check up a few weeks ago and have yet to go back and have blood work done.

    1-Do I really have to not eat anything for 12 hours?

    2-Does it make a difference if I smoke a cigarette before going in?
    YES! Ah. The act of eating makes your body go crazy with all sorts of secretions and enzymes, and these will affect the blood work results. They want to get a baseline of what your average labs are, and eating food will alter these results. It's tough, but try not to eat anything.

    If you have to do a procedure that deals with shoving a camera down your throat (endoscopy), it's really important not to eat anything beforehand either because the doctor wants your GI to be as still as possible when he's wiggling the camera down your esophagus. Having eaten will start the whole digestion process and that can make the camera not be able to get down to wherever it needs to get down.

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    And for cigs, yes! They can constrict your blood vessels and change your pH and all kinds of weird shit, so it's just safer to not smoke beforehand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Specific, odd question:

    In the past year, whenever I go to dinner with my parents, either in LA or when I visit them at home, I frequently wind up with some serious queasiness and end up vomiting. At home, I like attributing it to the fact that I'm not smoking pot at all and am experiencing some withdrawal symptoms (frequent user.)

    Does this sound like a decent hypothesis? What the hell, man?

    Has there been any common foods that you've been eating when you're with them? Is there any commonality for these incidences besides you just being with your folks? Maybe you're allergic to your mom's new perfume?

    I don't know much about pot because we weren't taught the medicinal effects except for some oncology medications. I wish I was taught, though!

    Can you sneak a hit while you're visiting them? If the nausea and vomiting stop, then you'll know it's the pot But if it doesn't, then you'll know it's something else. Just the process of elimination.

    But really, I'm stumped. Maybe you secretly hate them.
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