View Poll Results: Will you let me photograph you in the nude?

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  • Yes, name the time and place

    24 46.15%
  • How many drinks are you going to buy me?

    15 28.85%
  • Only if you immediately delete the sole copy

    0 0%
  • No, I'm too sexy for you to handle

    5 9.62%
  • No, I'll break your camera

    11 21.15%
  • Hell no, I'm going into politics

    3 5.77%
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Thread: Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

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    Default Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

    Will you?

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    Only tasteful nudes

    Such as so:
    Last edited by Mugwog; 11-21-2011 at 02:00 PM. Reason: example given

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    how much are you willing to spend on liquor?
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    I think my answer is actually a combination of the first and last. "Hell yes, I'm going into politics."
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    Only if you'll let me draw you like one of my French girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I think my answer is actually a combination of the first and last. "Hell yes, I'm going into politics."
    Excellent.

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    Only if you'll let me draw you like one of my French girls.
    Double excellent.

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    ok

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    i'd love it if the first time we met was for nude photography
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    Default Re: Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

    Never ever would consider doing something like this, however, if anyone was to have access to produce something artistic and creative, it would be Courtney.
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    I should have picked the second option so I could get free drinks. Though, I'd do it either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post



    ok
    Does the actor that plays Vigo have many other roles? This pic is so awesome (especially as a response in this thread to this poll)!
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    If any ladies would like to re-create the Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover image, I'm willing to offer a couple lending hands

    For those that don't know what I'm talking about, I'd post the image, but it got removed in a different thread, so just google it (much more neato than the Super Bowl halftime gaffe).
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    Wait, THAT picture removed? Far worse things have been allowed to stay than that.

    EDIT: oh, it was banned by Imageshack, not the board. Use Tinypic next time, Imageshack sucks
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Only tasteful nudes

    Such as so:
    I love this a lot. Except for the fact that there appears to be "personal lubricant" on the side of the tub. Because that's what every man needs when taking a bath. Wtf?

    Quote Originally Posted by fiopadp7791 View Post
    If any ladies would like to re-create the Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover image, I'm willing to offer a couple lending hands
    No. Fail. This is no an answer to the question.

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    Does the photoshoot involve an all expenses paid trip to hawaii?

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    Only if your name is Ira Glass or James Murphy.

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    Default Re: Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

    Answer is yes regardless, but what would be the purpose or outcome?

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    You're going to need a wide angle lense
    Idol snake, get out of that skin.

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    Default Re: Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I love this a lot. Except for the fact that there appears to be "personal lubricant" on the side of the tub. Because that's what every man needs when taking a bath. Wtf?



    No. Fail. This is no an answer to the question.
    I'm sure the lube is there to add to the aesthetic...

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    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    i have full faith in your ability and commonsense to make it (relatively) tasteful. hell, i'd let you do it over weekend 1
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    You little cock sucker, menikmati. This is a fucking violation of compliance and you will fucking pay, you little pig.

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    Default Re: Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

    Courtney's Nude Photography Tent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Answer is yes regardless, but what would be the purpose or outcome?
    I am interested in exploring various types of portraiture photography, and the human form is a really interesting photographic challenge in terms of lighting and composition.

    Also, I like excuses to have people get naked for me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fuzz View Post
    You're going to need a wide angle lense
    HEY-O.

    Quote Originally Posted by caeden View Post
    i have full faith in your ability and commonsense to make it (relatively) tasteful. hell, i'd let you do it over weekend 1
    Yes yes yessssss.

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    So Courtney, all these years you've been pretty much grooming us then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I am interested in exploring various types of portraiture photography, and the human form is a really interesting photographic challenge in terms of lighting and composition.
    You....photograph me?
    I don't think you could do it.
    For you to look at me through a lens or for you to look me in the eye,
    I just don't think that you have what it takes Courtney.
    Care to prove me wrong?
    I'd be more than glad to give everyone the opportunity to see just what kind of photographer you really are.

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    Courtney used to be so demure. Geez what this board does to you .. cr****

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    So when do I make my appointment?

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    Default Re: Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

    I would consider it, but that's probably as far as it would go.
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    No.....unless I see some money first.

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    Since I was a strong proponent for board nudity, I'd be a hypocrite if I said no.
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    Default Re: Will You Let Me Photograph You Naked?

    Any themes come to mind?
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