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    The horses make good mountain goats.
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    They also make good decoys.
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    Joystiq of cooking: Skyrim's 'Potage le Magnifique'

    "But in order to make the Potage le Magnifique truly magnificent, it takes the imagination of a truly inspired chef. Do you have that gift?" - The Gourmet, Uncommon Taste
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    OMFG I need a big fat bowl of cereal now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    The horses make good mountain goats.
    Just outside of Whiterun, I was attacked by a guard, some douche on a horse, and the fucking horse. I sheathed my weapon and when the guard went to arrest me I told him I was the Jarls Thane, to back up! He obliged, but told me to watch myself. haha.

    Off to Skyrim.

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    I'm pretty sure I just made out of Bard's Leap Summit...



































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    The horse I stole keeps going back to where i stole him from. At least i know where to get him. HA!

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    I joined the Imperial Legion today. I know the General tried to chop off my head in the beginning of the game, but since then, I've gained interests in Whiterun and Solitude. I have homes there, and I don't want Ulfric setting them on fire. I'm also an Imperial, and have not been treated nicely by some of those racist Nords. So: Unite Skyrim! For the Empire! It felt great to walk up to Ulfric, sitting in his chair, while I wore my deer antlers, to basically say, "Come attack Whiterun already, bitch. I'm going to be there to slaughter your Stormcloaks."

    In less appealing news, I was unable to marry my two women of choice, even though one of them expressed interest. My search for love continues.
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    You boys all know there are tits and ass being posted in the "nude" thread, right? Just makin' sure...remember the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    You boys all know there are tits and ass being posted in the "nude" thread, right? Just makin' sure...remember the real world.
    You mean the internet, right?

    I wanna go race my RC cars tomorrow, but I hear Skyrim calling me. What to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    You boys all know there are tits and ass being posted in the "nude" thread, right? Just makin' sure...remember the real world.
    This is a prime example of why Nerd on Nerd Conflict can only cancel itself out.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    You boys all know there are tits and ass being posted in the "nude" thread, right? Just makin' sure...remember the real world.
    MFer I am the Dragonborn and pedestrian shit of this nature does not concern me

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    Has anyone encountered the glitch where you can't pick up disarmed weapons? Annoying as fuck..

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    i'll tell you what's annoying as fuck...these goddamn load times! they are killing me! >_<
    also barbas the dog...he got too annoying and i let him go
    (by the way if you let him go and want him back he's back at the cave sitting in front of the shrine)
    playing without him is so much better
    my follower Aranea, priestess of the Azura shrine, is a badass

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    Always less than 30 seconds load time for me. Are you on a console?
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    I have not touched the game in days... since Monday I think.
    I still have no house, no wife, almost no gold. More quests than I can possibly think about accomplishing.

    Too much like real life. :/

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    Joining the Imperial Legion is a great way to find arrows. I have so many arrows. How many of you guys went with the Stormcloaks? I'm thinking that the Stormcloak quests are the same as the Imperial Legion quests, except from the opposite side? Like, are you guys doing these big battles for forts? Did you have to look for the Jagged Crown? If you are doing these big fort battles, are you defending them against Imperial soldiers or are you on the offensive?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Since I became a full time pickpocket, I have around 1000 arrows.

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    Good thing they weigh nothing!

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    I find it funny that the enemy still lives with an arrow in the eyeball or forehead. Too bad they don't poke out the other end, could get some comedy screenshots from that.
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    I wish they spluttered when I shot them in the throat. I want to deny them their dying words.

    And then make gloves out of them.

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    Well, we can't skin them but we can eat them. Gonna go post in a mod forum so they make a mod for skinning people. Dark Elf handbag anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Joining the Imperial Legion is a great way to find arrows. I have so many arrows. How many of you guys went with the Stormcloaks? I'm thinking that the Stormcloak quests are the same as the Imperial Legion quests, except from the opposite side? Like, are you guys doing these big battles for forts? Did you have to look for the Jagged Crown? If you are doing these big fort battles, are you defending them against Imperial soldiers or are you on the offensive?
    I joined the stormcloaks. It's basically the same. A bunch of battles at various forts, only you keep fighting until you reach Stormwind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    I joined the stormcloaks. It's basically the same. A bunch of battles at various forts, only you keep fighting until you reach Stormwind.

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    Being a Vampire fucking sucks. Drinking a little, so scratch the names; I'm in the magic college place and just finished talking to the three part named orc dude when my Vampirism shows its ugly head. I start running and the Anacon dude or whatever his name is is standing there so i'm forced to talk to him. meanwhile, the orc fellow is hacking at me from behind and I die. So i had to jam out of there and go feed on Agnis. Dumb old broad just sits around and lets me feed on here when she's sleeping. I'm thankful though, cause Falion isn't giving any fucking quest options. Fuck Vampires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    nerd mistake. i meant solitude.
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    Oh, awesome. Haha. I'm working my way to Windhelm, naturally. To quell your ego-maniac traitor's rebellion. For the empire!
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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