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    Default It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Heaven just got a little more Jeffy...


    http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/...418/story.html
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    I admit to reading that as a kid. RIP.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Full disclosure: I used to love sitting on the can on sundays and watching Billy's meandering path to go to the store to get corn starch or whatever.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Huh. I sort of thought he died a long time ago.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    I used to read it as a kid but never liked it as much as Ziggy. I did like to look at it on silly putty though.

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    I wish I could find that parody strip that Keane worked so hard to get scrubbed from the internet
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    RIP Bill Keane. Don't fully care, but I probably would have if I were still 5.
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    R.I.P., motherfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post

    R.I.P., motherfucker.
    Where did you find this?
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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Wasn't there a thread of these things in Ye Olde Board?
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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Yeah. I made them, which is why I want to know where stupor found the one he did. I checked my photobucket and it's one of mine.
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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    There's http://dfc.furr.org/ and http://theotherfamily.com/

    I like this one:

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    My brother, dad, and I used to rewrite many of the comics on Sunday. Family Circus was a frequent victim. Those were good times.

    RIP

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    The Scott ones are great:


















    Last edited by dorkfish; 11-09-2011 at 12:43 PM.
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Those are pretty brilliant.

    I also love the Perry Bible Fellowship parody:
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Where did you find this?
    I can't remember - I've got a few more, though.





    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Yeah. I made them, which is why I want to know where stupor found the one he did. I checked my photobucket and it's one of mine.
    Are they all yours? I've had them for at least two years (according to Facebook, anyway.)
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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Not too many were funny, but I never thought it was terrible. RIP.

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    I remember reading this Sunday Comic last, and always thinking "Why does the Register have this comic but not Calvin and Hobbes/The Farside"

    It was like the only comic strip your grandmother would want you to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    HOLY SHIT this one just made me lose it hahahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Yeah. I made them, which is why I want to know where stupor found the one he did. I checked my photobucket and it's one of mine.
    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    I can't remember - I've got a few more, though.

    Are they all yours? I've had them for at least two years (according to Facebook, anyway.)
    Probably from here: Remember when?
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    http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/

    Though not as funny as some of the above, The Nietzsche Family Circus is usually entertaining.


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    Brandon was the KING of Family Circus recaptioning. Bill Keane's death is a tragedy for this alone.
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    Default Re: It's raining creators of terrible, bland, unfunny comic strips.

    Even the jokes are boring.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    I can't remember - I've got a few more, though.







    Are they all yours? I've had them for at least two years (according to Facebook, anyway.)
    Yeah I made all of those.
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