Credible sources confirm Smashing Pumpkins

[sonicdeath]

minus billy corgan...A reliable source has confirmed on the phone that Billy Corgan refuses to play Coachella because "its gay." The other pumpkins however will play the festival. They will be playing a limited acoustic set for anyone high enough to actually watch that shit. It will all take place after Perry Farrell's Satellite Party. Your Thoughts?

[steakeatingboss]

I heard the same thing as well. I hope its true!!!11

I also heard that prince is playing the second day!1!! But only if they can provide chocolate chip pancakes for lunch.

[sonicdeath]

Yeah Prince will play for sure as long as they can find a Rasberry Beret in Palm Springs. Something tells me they'll find plenty of them....

[steakeatingboss]

I think they'll find it. I can only hope at this point. Who is youre source? can you reveal. or are you full of shit?

[sonicdeath]

my source is either your fat mother or your ugly sister. Your choice

[sonicdeath]

I heard Eminem is playing just in time for you getting out of prison.

[steakeatingboss]

reallys/? so youre a hose bag rumor monger. whos your source douchepump.

[steakeatingboss]

I heard Eminem is playing just in time for you getting out of prison.

imma gonna stab you.

[sonicdeath]

Eminem is headlining with Weezer and theyre all going to rap at your wedding.

[steakeatingboss]

r kelly is playing yours ...open wide.

[steakeatingboss]

serioulsy who is yoru source you dickbag.

[sonicdeath]

Robin Abcarian of the la times douche bag. You're keeping your fingers crossed for Eminem to show up aren't you?

[steakeatingboss]

never heard of him and my source is with usa today and he said prince is a lock. pumpkins...not so much. a lot of things would have to happen. Corigan is filming a movie in bosnia and he siad he wont make the trip. Second, Iha would have to come out of retirement and he said that after the death of a close friend he would not pick up a single neck guitar for a few years.

[sonicdeath]

Iha told me privately that he'll definately pick up one of those six neck guitars that Colbert beat the Decemberists with.

[steakeatingboss]

Its reliable information. mock it if you choose but its a no go for the pumpkins. acoustic set? shaaaaa.

[sonicdeath]

The pumpkins are a go I told you just no billy. He said coachella is too gay for him.

[steakeatingboss]

whats wrong cat got yoru tongue. put that on yoru fucking toast.

[sonicdeath]

He also said your mom was pretty good last nite

[steakeatingboss]

billy is filiming a movie nutsucker. i told you.

[sonicdeath]

He said your Dad wasn't bad either he just needs to lay off the aftershave.

[steakeatingboss]

i told you the pumpkins as a collective are done. they all went theyre separate ways after the death of 120 mins. i suspect courtney had a lot to do with it as well.....you know the "affair". besides, i would much rather see IHA on drums. solo.

[sonicdeath]

yeah he's going to do a drum solo after the one good song he can actually play. Either that or he just keeps playing said song about 5 times.

[steakeatingboss]

fuck you bag of dicks. im trying to enlighen you with insider info....and you deride my family....how old are you.

[steakeatingboss]

Iha is a god man....but the death of his childhood friend derailed his carreer. that one good song you claim he plays was co-written with this friend. fuck yo.

[sonicdeath]

Im twice as old as your sister. Come to mention it she wasn't bad either but would it kill her to give a decent blowjob?

[sonicdeath]

your brother does a much better job.

[steakeatingboss]

dude i dont have a sister. or a father. i was raised on huey lewis records and corn pops. or maybe you fucked them too. dipshit.

[steakeatingboss]

lets get off the mothers ok...i just got off yours!!!11

[sonicdeath]

huey lewis is almost as gay as Billy Corgan's vision of Coachella

[sonicdeath]

ok maybe he's twice as gay lets not get too scientific.