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  • Her stories are boring and stuff / She’s always calling my bluff - Interpol (Obstacle 1)

    4 3.92%
  • First born unicorn / Hardcore soft porn - RHCP (Californication)

    15 14.71%
  • And I'm on my knees looking for the answer / Are we human or are we dancer? - The Killers (Human)

    37 36.27%
  • I don't like cities, but I like New York / Other places make me feel like a dork - Madonna (I Love New York)

    28 27.45%
  • And we'll die we'll die together / Lie, I will never / 'Cause our love will be forever - Muse (Neutron Star Collision)

    8 7.84%
  • Other (specify)

    10 9.80%
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Thread: WORST lyrics by a Coachella act (Now with poll!)

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    I'dDoItAllAgain
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    Default WORST lyrics by a Coachella act (Now with poll!)

    What say you?

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    I believe its "Are we human or are we denser" ...

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    Nope.

    There remains confusion and debate over the line "Are we human, or are we dancer?" in the song's chorus due to its incorrect grammar. Debate raged across the internet over whether the lyrics said "dancer" or "denser", a misunderstanding which invoked conflicting interpretations of the song's meaning.

    On the band's official website, the biography section states that Flowers is singing "Are we human, or are we dancer?" and also says that the lyrics were inspired by a disparaging comment made by Hunter S. Thompson, where he stated America was raising "a generation of dancers".

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    Default Re: WORST lyrics by a Coachella act (Now with poll!)

    oh.

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    Already a thread on this topic. I posted the following submission from Empire of the Sun:

    Hotdog belt, donut melt
    Magpie knelt by itself
    Monster goons, magnet moves
    Diamonds in a harlot douche

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    Anything by coldplay
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    Coheed and Cambria, Welcome Home

    Well if you're just as I presumed, A whore in sheep's clothing, Fucking up all I do, And if so here we stop, Then never again, Will you see this in your life.

    What. The. Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: WORST lyrics by a Coachella act (Now with poll!)

    Repost, but:

    New Order - 60 Miles an Hour

    I'll be there for you when you want me to
    I'll stand by your side like I always do
    In the dead of night it'll be alright
    'Cos I'll be there for you when you want me to

    These guys are the only Coachella-caliber band who can get away with rhyming "night" with "alright". This is some seriously cliche'd shit.
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    Your stupid

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    That hate for Killers is still strong
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    It almost makes you think you might actually want to know what you are talking about before you tell people things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Anything by coldplay
    Lights will guide you home.
    And ignite your bones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    That hate for Killers is still strong
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    Heard they do anything for a Klondike,
    Well, I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.
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    October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Festival
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon.
    Yeah.
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    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

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    wow. coulda gone my whole life without knowing that was a thing.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    That Muse song is cheesy. They fucked up.

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    Derrpaderrrpaashrrerrda22 errr a light seems to be lost in reality

    KoRn - Blind in the Sahara during Skrillex

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    "I think we need more post-coital
    And less post-rock
    Feels like the build-up takes forever
    But you never touch my cock."

    -Los Campesinos!, "Straight in at 101"

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    close call between madonna and the killers. both are equally as terrible.
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    "incoherent rambling"
    -Sly Stone
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Lil B

    "Feeling so fabulous, i can't believe it's not butter.
    Bitches suck my dick because I look like they brother!"
    Class of 1999, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 W2, 2013 W1 & 2014 W2

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    As much as I love Duran Duran, (those who know me know it's a LOT) I cringed when Simon LeBon broke into Poker Face.
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    killers definitely. ugh.

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    The Killers have just topped themselves (and "Human") with their latest cliched ditty "Shot at the Night":


    Once in a lifetime, the suffering of fools
    To find our way home, to break in these bones
    Once in a lifetime (Once in a lifetime)
    Once in a lifetime

    Give me a shot at the night
    Give me a moment, some kind of mysterious
    Give me a shot at the night
    Give me a moment, some kind of mysterious

    Once in a lifetime, we're breaking all the rules
    To find that our home, has long been out grown
    Draw me a life line, 'cause honey I got nothing to lose ...


    Drinking game: take a shot every time Brandon mutters a cliche. You'll be on the floor by the third chorus.
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    kanye west

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