The Thread In Which We Post Things We Read In The Comments Section

[SoulDischarge]

Would it be unreasonable to give a damning review to a grocery store on Yelp based solely on the quality of their in-store brand of gummi sharks?

[getbetter]

Would it be unreasonable to give a damning review to a grocery store on Yelp based solely on the quality of their in-store brand of gummi sharks?

Unreasonable....I think it should be encourage.

[guedita]

I feel like that warrants not only a bad review on Yelp but a series of haikus expressing your indignation splattered on the exterior premise of the establishment.

[HotHamWater]

A 1 star yelp review of an Oil Change Center:

In that person's defense, I don't like it when employees are talking about things like that or doing things like complaining about work within a customer's ear shot.

[guedita]

YOU USED TO BE ALRIGHT WHAT HAPPENED

[guedita]

Tommy only gets his oil changed at locations where the mechanics discuss Wittgenstein.

[HotHamWater]

Just shut the fuck up and change my oil/make my sandwich/fill my balloons/retrieve my BMW.

[SoulDischarge]

What is it with Hispanics and balloons? How many quinceañeras can you possibly have?

[bmack86]

I'm 56 years old and have been drinking beer for about 40 year and have tried probably 60 varieties of beer ranging from domestic and imports.I happened to be in our local Walgreens and happened to see the display. I purchased 2 six packs and got home cooled them down. I must say they were great. I went back and bought 2 cases and have been buying that much weekly..I won't buy any other unless it's discontinued..A+++++.

A review for Big Flats lager, Walgreens' new beer.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

...I'm curious now

[guedita]

Oh. I can vouch for Big Flats. It's disgusting. Disgustingly Delecious. I was on caltrains for a Giants game this Spring nursing a terrible hangover wearing sunglasses and slowly drinking Big Flats that I had bought from Walgreens and a bunch of hipsters were asking me about the beer thinking it was some new trend.

[getbetter]

Well Big Flats has a score of 3 over 100 and strangely 30 over 100 for style.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/big-fla...-lager/135439/

[chairmenmeow47]

What is it with Hispanics and balloons? How many quinceañeras can you possibly have?

one every fifteen years?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Well Big Flats has a score of 3 over 100 and strangely 38 over 100 for style.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/big-fla...-lager/135439/

Reading reviews of everyday shit beer by snooty, snobby, beer nerds is pretty hilarious.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

one every fifteen years?

But if he has 73 cousins, he sure gets to attend them a lot more often.

[getbetter]

Reading reviews of everyday shit beer by snooty, snobby, beer nerds is pretty hilarious.

I am always baffle by anyone thst goes on tangents on weird notes.

[guedita]

I am always baffle by anyone thst goes on tangents on weird notes.

Exactly.

[bmack86]

I'm drinking a six pack of Big Flats tonight. It's like fermented cotton candy. That's not a good thing, but it's not exactly horrible either.

[SoulDischarge]

I am tremendously amused by the reviews of the White House on Google. Especially the people who are outraged that some reviewers are reviewing the President as opposed to the facilities themselves. https://plus.google.com/117449962906...87/about?hl=en

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

This seems like a good enough place to put this.

EDIT: Damn, the screenshot got too squished to read on the board.

Hey guys my name is David I'm 26 years old and I am an aspirin screenwriter working on a t.v show series. idea I am looking for someone who is a rookie like I am who is still trying to make it in the film industry someone fresh would be great. I had a writing partner before who was helping me on this project but things got difficult for him and he got too busy to continue, so I am looking for someone who could be committed to this project someone who has the thirst and be part of something that I think is amazing and you will too. I need a writer who loves dark humor, horror, controversy, and a bit of erotica someone who is not afraid to write what is on their mind.
The whole concept of the series is being born with a silver spoon in your mouth and how 8 different characters with separate lives all live their daily lives. This concept is difficult in the sense that all of 8 of these characters do not know each other but go to the same school they all have their own set of friends 18 in total and they all have their siblings i.e mom and/or dad sister or brother 22 characters. All 8 characters done all 22 siblings done half of the friends done. Already started with the first season I just need a reliable partner please.
Let me know a bit about yourself and who you are and what you like to write. Attach Facebook page so i can get a sense of who you are. I am looking for people around my age too who are young and ambitious. I'm looking forward to hearing from all of you I'm excited to get this going and I'm planning on pitching this to Ryan Murphy when somethings done so lets keep our fingers crossed. Thank you for your time.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac...412907988.html

[AlecEiffel]

Everything else aside, 50 characters?!

[Somewhat Damaged]

This gave me a hearty chuckle. From Hardwell's Facebook page:

Mike Frappier

Dearest Robert:
The last time you came to montreal, you went out of the main part of the city and you went where theyre was only 18+ allowed. I think I speak for people everywhere that you should play your shows where everyone can attend. Because the #1 thing to do on my list right now is to see you in concert. I've grown up listening to you and all your music. I'm a 16 year old boy in Montreal and would really love if you came. It would make my world. I am myself a DJ and my dream is to be a guy like you. To have all these fans and play all these shows and make music. That's my dream. I live for bass. So please if you could start doing tours where all ages can attend that would be awesome.
Love
Mike Frappier 16 years old "DJFRAPPIER".

[Hannahrain]

[RotationSlimWang]

I remember somebody else tried to say something along those lines and getting in a lot of trouble for it.

[Hannahrain]

I know. We're collectively trying to decide whether or not it's worth the cancer to still begrudge him.

[Hannahrain]

Please Don't Do Gay Rights In Front Of Me: Thoughtful Dispatches from Yahoo! Comments.

[Hannahrain]

This guy has multigenerational loins. I wonder if it's like a Doctor Who thing.

For 30 years I've been a great fan of JC Penney's. My wife and I registered there for her wedding shower, our wedding, and her baby shower. Most of my work clothes are from there, and I have a wall full of ties and a closet full of shoes purchased there. Due to JCP's recent pandering to the brainless pseudo-intellectual pro-gay morons in this country, they have just lost business from next two generations of my loins. Every of my 524 relatives will be informed of this move, and will chose to ban JC Penney accordingly.

[chairmenmeow47]

sounds like a house full of psuedo-crap

[weeklymix]

How does one converse with 524 relatives in a timely fashion?

[Hannahrain]

I don't know, but it's probably something involving his overachieving Gallifreyan Time Loins.