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    gone without a trace... just vanished.

    two men with fake passports

    the Iranian connection

    the Malaysians don't seem to be upset enough on TV

    go.

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    Publicity stunt.
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    Default Re: Offer Your Harebrained Irrational Explanations for the Missing Malaysia Airlines

    They crash landed on an island with a smoke monster, the island serves as a cork bottling up evil or something.

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    It got lost in Amyzzz's bf's anus
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    I'm going with there actually was no plane and they pulling off the biggest prank of all time. Yep they are just fucking with us.
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    unit got hungry and wanted a snack

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    I'm trying to find the connection between my theory and your joke at me. Please explain it to me so I can laugh at it also. Unless of course there was no joke and just making a statement and then yes I would say you were correct as I just had a bag of Cheez It just 5 minutes ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I'm trying to find the connection between my theory and your joke at me. Please explain it to me so I can laugh at it also. Unless of course there was no joke and just making a statement and then yes I would say you were correct as I just had a bag of Cheez It just 5 minutes ago.
    I think she's being rude about the size of your waistline
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    The Bermuda Triangle hasn't had that much success or publicity since the 1960s and it wanted to launch it's comeback.
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    I was just offering my own harebrained, irrational explanation for the missing Malaysian jet.


    Which is that unit ate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    yes I would say you were correct
    Hmm. My explanation isn't looking as irrational or harebrained, as unit has clearly admitted to eating the plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    The Bermuda Triangle hasn't had that much success or publicity since the 1960s and it wanted to launch it's comeback.
    according to some lunatic there are 12 triangles along the same latitude north and south of the equator that act similarly to the bermuda triangle. one is very close to the sea of thailand. mystery solved.
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    Was the Malaysian Prime Minister on board?


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    ringing cellphones

    alien abduction or accidental wormhole?

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    It has been hijacked and they landed in an area controlled by [random terrorist organization]. We will begin receiving tear filled testimonials from captives asking the various countries for [money/prisoners/sexual favors] or they will slowly begin to kill them one by one - starting with the babies.

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    We may never know.

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    The Large Hadron Collider at CERN was fired up the same day the plane vanished... ACCIDENTAL WORMHOLE MY ASS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowToDisappear View Post
    The Large Hadron Collider at CERN was fired up the same day the plane vanished... ACCIDENTAL WORMHOLE MY ASS.
    Your name is fitting
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    They are Pharell's special guests
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    They are Pharell's special guests
    The lights go down and then out of a large cloud of smoke..the passengers and crew appear on stage and begin to sing the chorus to Get Lucky.
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    FUCK YOU, UNIT
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    ringing cellphones

    ???

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    They're fighting sleestaks in the Land of the Lost.
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    Someone flushed the toilet and the plane filled with water and it sank in the sky.
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