^If I had died 2 years ago in Flagstaff still married, this would have been incredibly accurate.
me please!
My cat's breath smells like cat's food.
"BUT IT'S CALLED CALL AND OATES YOU NO FUN IDIOT"- Drinkey, standing up for Rich Girls everywhere
ME ME ME
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If I die before I get my epithet I will haunt you.
is this still a thing?
I hope Hannah is not dead. She didn't give herself an epithet yet.
Do me, Hannah, do me!![]()
Mine sounds like something out of Hellraiser. I can dig that.
upcoming
Bjork doing Biophilia, 6/2 Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles, CA
Outside Lands, 8/9-11 Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, CA
--almost, almost, almost the real thing
I will die of some unfortunate and sudden accident involving stairs and too-tight shoes.
Hit me
http://www.wishafriend.com/mourning/tombstone/
^Well now...
I have meant epitaph this whole time. How embarrassing.
Ivankay: A Near-Extinct Relative Of The American Bison.
Souldischarge: The Only Beast Of Burden Domesticated By The Native Peoples Of The Americas.
Greghead: A Shy But Mighty Termite Hunter.
Still-Ill: A Twentieth Century Discovery.
Locachica73: Scavenger And Grave Digger.
Fourthisto: Bone Crusher.
Heart Cooks Brain: Asiatic Fisherman.
NachoCat: Mountain Lion, Puma, Cougar, Catamount.
Bug On Your Lip: The Chemical Weapon.
MountMccabe: The Most Intelligent Pinniped.
Nathanfairchild: The New World's Fastest Runner.
Captncrzy: An American Wildcat.
Sames44: Placid But Not Predictable.
Caco0283: The Scents Of Africa.
Algunz: A Legend Of The Old West.
Mr. Dylanja: Designed For Desert Travel.
ThatGirl: A Superb Mountaineer.
IFA: Designed For Desert Travel.
Djandrews25: Straight Across The Jungle.
TheFunkyLama: The World's Champion Wool-Bearer.
Full On Idle: Voice Of The Prairie.
AndrewDiceClay: The Ocean's Most Voracious Pirate.
Epithet still works.