My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel face

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Salt-n-Pepa and En Vogue
LA County Fair
September 9th


I mean, Portishead touring for the first time in a decade and half is one thing, but, dammnnnnnn! So there!

[Mr. Dylanja]

Cuz his momma taught him dat!

[suprefan]

Salt-n-Pepa and En Vogue
LA County Fair
September 9th


I mean, Portishead touring for the first time in decade and half is one thing, but, dammnnnnnn! So there!

You know how gay this............ Oh wait

[MR.NOVEMBER]

Is it supregay?

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Supre might be on to something here...

I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due

To the man that's made a difference in my world

And although most men are ho's he flows on the down low

Cuz I never heard about him with another girl

Anyway. Supre, sweetheart. You're being prejudiced. Which, apparently, 4 rather intrepid young ladies wrote a song about...

[gaypalmsprings]

[locachica73]

I may have to go to LA in Sept...

[Neighborhood Creep]

The polo fields will be missing out if they don't book this quick

[gaypalmsprings]

BTW - EnVogue & S-N-P are back to their original line-ups.

[Premium Roast]

those lyrics got me horny and I don't even like guys

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

HOLY SHIT!

This is like nearly everything I listened to in early middle school (pre green day/garbage/no doubt etc), if TLC were up in this bitch (R.I.P. Lefteye), I think I would wet myself.



Damn, That sounds sexy.....

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

BTW - EnVogue & S-N-P are back to their original line-ups.

Good to know, GPS! I was kind of preparing for it being one of the original En Vogue-ers and then 3 girls she found at the mall. This is even better!! I have to admit, I’m a bit worried about Salt, yo. As we all know from watching The Salt-N-Pepa Show, the 2007 awards-eligible VH1 reality show, Salt had become a born again and was very reluctant to reunite and perform some of S-N-P’s more salacious material. I certainly hope she’s gotten past that hesitation as I do not want ‘Whatta Man’ to be reimagined as a gospel song about Jesus.

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

Yeah, yeah (Oooo)

Uh, hey hey

All right, yeah

Oooo

(Spiritualy, soulfully)



CHORUS

What a man, what a man, what a man

What a mighty god man

What a man, what a man, what a man

What a mighty god man

What a man, what a man, what a man

What a mighty god man

What a man, what a man, what a man

What a mighty god man



I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due

To the man that's made a difference in my world

And although I used to be a ho, no he's got my soul

Cuz he's always there for this christian girl

I don't sweat it, and i certainly dont regret it

he won't let me get involved in that he said/she said crowd

I know that ain't nobody perfect, I give props to those who deserve it

And believe me y'all, he's worth it

So here's to the future cuz we got through the past

I finally found somebody that can make me repent

(Ha ha ha) You so omnipotent

I think I wanna worship your baby



CHORUS



My god is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass

A body like Arnold with a Denzel face

He's smart like a doctor with a real good rep

And when he comes back, he'll come get Pep

He always got a gift for me everytime I ask him

A lot of false prophets and golden idols couldn't be him

He never ran a corny line once to me yet

So I give him stuff that he'll never forget

He keeps me on my knees just like the nuns

He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp

He dresses like a dapper don, but even in a robe

He's a heaven sent original, the man of my dreams



Yes, my man says he loves me, never says he loves me not

Tryin' to teach me good and touch the spot in my heart

See other gods that I've had, they tried to play all that mac shit

But every time they tried I said, "That's not it"

But not this god, he's got the right potion

I'll rub down his feet and make it smooth like lotion

Yeah, the ritual, highway to heaven

From seven to seven he's got me prayin at Seven Eleven

And yes, it's me that he's always choosin'

With him I'm never losin', and he knows that my name is not Susan

He always has heavy conversation for the mind

Which means a lot to me cuz good conversation is hard to find



CHORUS



My god gives real loving that's why I call him father

He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's my god

He takes his time and does everything right

Knocks me out with his awesomeness every night

He's a real smooth brother, never in a rush

And he gives me goose pimples with every single prayer

Spends quality time with his followers when he can

Secure in his power cuz he's a real lord

A lover and a fighter and he'll knock the devil out

Don't take him for a sucker cuz that's not what he's about

Every time I need him, he always got my back

Never disrespectful cuz his mama taught him that



CHORUS

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

tl;dr

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

Sorry, didn't mean to make you feel bad about your disability.

http://www.myadhd.com/treatmentsforadhd.html

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Oh, ha! (I really didn't read through)

You actually wrote the parody. Nice work, lady.

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

See what you miss out on in your eagarness to throw out dismissive internet memes? :P

I think we have all learned some vital life lessons here today. Group hug.

[Bomboclat]

This thread makes me wanna shoop, shoop-a-doop, shoop-a-doop-a-doop-a-shoop

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Bombo knows what's up.