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    Default My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel face

    Salt-n-Pepa and En Vogue
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    I mean, Portishead touring for the first time in a decade and half is one thing, but, dammnnnnnn! So there!

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Cuz his momma taught him dat!

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Quote Originally Posted by RageAgainstTheAoki View Post
    Salt-n-Pepa and En Vogue
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    I mean, Portishead touring for the first time in decade and half is one thing, but, dammnnnnnn! So there!

    You know how gay this............ Oh wait

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Is it supregay?

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Supre might be on to something here...

    I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due

    To the man that's made a difference in my world

    And although most men are ho's he flows on the down low

    Cuz I never heard about him with another girl

    Anyway. Supre, sweetheart. You're being prejudiced. Which, apparently, 4 rather intrepid young ladies wrote a song about...


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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    I may have to go to LA in Sept...
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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    The polo fields will be missing out if they don't book this quick

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    BTW - EnVogue & S-N-P are back to their original line-ups.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    those lyrics got me horny and I don't even like guys
    100% Caffeinated

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    HOLY SHIT!

    This is like nearly everything I listened to in early middle school (pre green day/garbage/no doubt etc), if TLC were up in this bitch (R.I.P. Lefteye), I think I would wet myself.



    Damn, That sounds sexy.....
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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    BTW - EnVogue & S-N-P are back to their original line-ups.
    Good to know, GPS! I was kind of preparing for it being one of the original En Vogue-ers and then 3 girls she found at the mall. This is even better!! I have to admit, I’m a bit worried about Salt, yo. As we all know from watching The Salt-N-Pepa Show, the 2007 awards-eligible VH1 reality show, Salt had become a born again and was very reluctant to reunite and perform some of S-N-P’s more salacious material. I certainly hope she’s gotten past that hesitation as I do not want ‘Whatta Man’ to be reimagined as a gospel song about Jesus.

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Yeah, yeah (Oooo)

    Uh, hey hey

    All right, yeah

    Oooo

    (Spiritualy, soulfully)



    CHORUS

    What a man, what a man, what a man

    What a mighty god man

    What a man, what a man, what a man

    What a mighty god man

    What a man, what a man, what a man

    What a mighty god man

    What a man, what a man, what a man

    What a mighty god man



    I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due

    To the man that's made a difference in my world

    And although I used to be a ho, no he's got my soul

    Cuz he's always there for this christian girl

    I don't sweat it, and i certainly dont regret it

    he won't let me get involved in that he said/she said crowd

    I know that ain't nobody perfect, I give props to those who deserve it

    And believe me y'all, he's worth it

    So here's to the future cuz we got through the past

    I finally found somebody that can make me repent

    (Ha ha ha) You so omnipotent

    I think I wanna worship your baby



    CHORUS



    My god is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass

    A body like Arnold with a Denzel face

    He's smart like a doctor with a real good rep

    And when he comes back, he'll come get Pep

    He always got a gift for me everytime I ask him

    A lot of false prophets and golden idols couldn't be him

    He never ran a corny line once to me yet

    So I give him stuff that he'll never forget

    He keeps me on my knees just like the nuns

    He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp

    He dresses like a dapper don, but even in a robe

    He's a heaven sent original, the man of my dreams



    Yes, my man says he loves me, never says he loves me not

    Tryin' to teach me good and touch the spot in my heart

    See other gods that I've had, they tried to play all that mac shit

    But every time they tried I said, "That's not it"

    But not this god, he's got the right potion

    I'll rub down his feet and make it smooth like lotion

    Yeah, the ritual, highway to heaven

    From seven to seven he's got me prayin at Seven Eleven

    And yes, it's me that he's always choosin'

    With him I'm never losin', and he knows that my name is not Susan

    He always has heavy conversation for the mind

    Which means a lot to me cuz good conversation is hard to find



    CHORUS



    My god gives real loving that's why I call him father

    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's my god

    He takes his time and does everything right

    Knocks me out with his awesomeness every night

    He's a real smooth brother, never in a rush

    And he gives me goose pimples with every single prayer

    Spends quality time with his followers when he can

    Secure in his power cuz he's a real lord

    A lover and a fighter and he'll knock the devil out

    Don't take him for a sucker cuz that's not what he's about

    Every time I need him, he always got my back

    Never disrespectful cuz his mama taught him that



    CHORUS
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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    tl;dr

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Sorry, didn't mean to make you feel bad about your disability.

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Oh, ha! (I really didn't read through)

    You actually wrote the parody. Nice work, lady.

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    See what you miss out on in your eagarness to throw out dismissive internet memes? :P

    I think we have all learned some vital life lessons here today. Group hug.
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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    This thread makes me wanna shoop, shoop-a-doop, shoop-a-doop-a-doop-a-shoop

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    Default Re: My man's smooth like Barry & his voice got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel

    Bombo knows what's up.

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