Who do you think the rap headliner of 2012 will be?

[jmas7]

Because honestly, you know there will be one

[guedita]

They'll totally be a rap headliner. IT'S SCIENCE.

[jmas7]

BAH

[jmas7]

WORDS ARE HARD K

[ZachTheEskimo]

Outkast or Beastie Boys.
I've had this conversation many times already.

[Thisismyname]

Radiohead.

[koryp]

They'll totally be a rap headliner. IT'S SCIENCE.

[mclovin_it]

Will Smith in a "Big Willie Style" or "Willenium" set

[PapaDill]

duh

[lookalive24]

Thom Yorke performing the song "A Wolf at the Door" for 2 hours straight.

[mezatown]

beastie boys will never happen, they never had the draw/appeal that people make them out to have. kid cudi is likely since they been trying to get him to coachella the past 2 years but he dont have the stage presence... outkast is just a wish, although i would love to see big boi and 3 stacks back together....and i dont see a jay-z/kanye west "watch the throne" headliner i would guess we get lolla's leftovers and get an eminem headliner

[Undies]

beastie boys will never happen, they never had the draw/appeal that people make them out to have. kid cudi is likely since they been trying to get him to coachella the past 2 years but he dont have the stage presence... outkast is just a wish, although i would love to see big boi and 3 stacks back together....and i dont see a jay-z/kanye west "watch the throne" headliner i would guess we get lolla's leftovers and get an eminem headliner

punctuation-schmunctuation!

[Neighborhood Creep]

\ kid cudi is likely since they been trying to get him to coachella the past 2 years but he dont have the stage presence.
guess we get lolla's leftovers and get an eminem headliner

Cudi was in LA during Coachella. I thought for sure he would pop in during Kanye's set.

Eminem will not be at Coachella. I'd bet you a 3 day pass.

[DaFunkyPrecedent]

Outkast. It's time.

[lunatic core]

Beastie Boy's are legend, they were as big as it gets. It's just too bad they let a generation go by without releasing anything huge so hipster kids today can act like they never existed.

They played Coachella back when they were promoting the last legit album they released (I don't really count The Mix-Up). Apparently they had a pretty mixed set at Bonnaroo. It would be nice to see them again if they can still pull off a good show.

[DFrank]

Cudi was in LA during Coachella. I thought for sure he would pop in during Kanye's set.

There were a few Kanye collaborators on the Coachella fields who didn't pop in his set. Lame.

[Ravingmad]

They'll totally be a rap headliner. IT'S SCIENCE.

Now here we go dropping science dropping it all over
Like bumping around the town like when you're driving a Range Rover
Expanding the horizons and expanding the parameters
Expanding the rhymes of sucker M.C. amateurs
And Naugels, Isaac Newton and Scientific E.Z.
Ah Ben Franklin with the kite ah gettin' over with the key
Now rock shocking the mic as many times times the times tables
Rock well to tell dispel all of the old fables
'Cause I've been dropping the new science
And I've been kicking the new k-nowledge
An M.C. to a degree that you can't get in college
Now the dregs of the earth and the eggs that I eat
I've got pegs through my hands and one through my feet
Shea Stadium the radium E M D squared
Kicked out of the Palladium you think that I cared
It's the sound of science
The sounds of science
Science..

[Mr. Fuzz]

Cause I'm the High Plains Drifter,
And I'm a drifter
The Hight Plains Drifter,
And I'm a drifter
They can't catch me never gonna find me
They're never gonna know that I'm the High Plains Drifter


Pulled over to the river to take a rest
Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet out of my chest
Fear and loathing across the country listening to my 8 track
I Reached behind the seat and grabbed a Kool from the pack
Long distance from my girl and I'm talking on the cellular
She said that she was sorry and I said yeah the hell you were
Check my rear view mirror check the gold tooth display
Check out the odometer and I was on my way
Cause I'm a high plains drifter the best that you can get
A strapped shoplifter a pirate on cassette
Bust a Travis Bickle when I feel that I'm getting pushed
Don't step to me or you're gonna get mushed
I'm Doing 120 plowing over mail boxes
Radar detector to tell me where the cops is
Spend another night at the Motel 6
It's five dollars extra get the porno flicks
Concoct a black and tan in my brandy snifter
I'm a kleptomaniac K-Mart shoplifter
Cash flow getting low so I had to pull a job
I found a nice place to visit but a better place to rob
I left my car outside and the engine still revvin'
Time to get busy at 7-Eleven
Then I went inside to make my withdrawal
I saw what he had had but I had to take it all


Knucklehead deli tried to gyp me on the price
So I clocked him off the turban with the bag of ice
Cause I'm mellow like Jell-O cool like lemonade
I made my getaway and I thought that I had it made
I feel like Steve McQueen a former movie star
Look in my rearview mirror seen a police car
Ballantine quarts with the puzzle on the cap
I couldn't help but notice I was caught in a speed trap
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry on the run from Dirty Harry
Stash the cash in the dash but my gun I did carry
I'm seeing blue and red flashing deep in the night
I got my alibi straight and I pulled over to the right
Cop knocked on my window and said Boy where's the fire
you've got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tire
Outta the car longhair your goose is cooked
Read me my rights fingerprinted and booked
Makin' like a D.T. driving a Gran Fury
Wherever I hang my hat's my home and my past is kind of blurry
Every dog will have its day and mine will be in front of a jury
I'm the High Plains Drifter and I'm never in a hurry
Read me my rights as if I didn't know this
Threw me in the tank with the drunk called Otis
With his five o' clock shadow he smelled of 3-day old beer
My man turned to me and said why are you here?
I said I'm charming and dashing I'm rental car bashing
Phony paper passing at Nix Check Cashing
I went before the judge he sent me to the Brooklyn House of D.
He said you behave son or we'll throw away the key
Harry Houdini'd out the cuffs I kicked the screw in the knee
Took the bailiff's wallet and went straight to O.T.B.
I had a good feeling easy come easy go
I bet on one horse to win and another to show
And sure enough that knak came in
Brought my ticket to the window and collected my win
Broke into my new car with a wire coat hanger
Hot wired hot wheeled and Suzy is a headbanger

[menikmati]

Kid Cudi??? Hahaha, yeah dude, fucking Kid Cudi is gonna headline a night at Coachella. There ya go.

[Mr. Fuzz]

[303dubbin]

beastie boys or wu tang would be awesome

[darkmoon66]

A Tribe Called Quest please

[Drewski27]

lenny kravitz.

[Mr. Porter]

During his third album, it will be Drake

[Neighborhood Creep]

During his third album, it will be Drake

If Nas wasn't a headliner, Drake can't be.

[GuyInTucson]

Plus, Drake sucks. It was bad enough having Wiz Khalifa there this year.

Although there was a twitter account a while back that used to make fun of Drake punchlines.

I found some of these online still, but the @DrakePunchlines account has been doormat for a while and it says he only has one total tweet when there were way more than that several months ago.

Here are some ..

“She said I’m lame. She wants to see other guys now. Guess we’ll go our seperate ways; Drake’s eyebrows” #DrakePunchlines

‎”I try to be cool but I ain’t messin wit a lotta y’all… my girl be half white half black, soccer ball” #DrakePunchlines

”When we broke up, you know it hurt me. Then you go and pop up out the blue; Herpes.” #DrakePunchlines

“girl i didn’t hurt you on purpose I was wearin blinders, now I’m hurtin underneath the surface, chilean minors”#DrakePunchlines

“You were the one I love n I wouldnt eva dump; but then we came across a “Situation” ; Fist Pump” #DrakePunchlines

I could never love her even tho she’s fine as hell, her attitude too ugly; Sam Cassell #DrakePunchlines

[WhyTheLongFace]

During his third album, it will be Drake

No.

But I see him getting a nice spot this year a la Wiz

[Gribbz]

wu tang would be awesome

A Tribe Called Quest please

Neither of these would headline.

Also:

During his third album, it will be Drake

Although there was a twitter account a while back that used to make fun of Drake punchlines.

I found some of these online still, but the @DrakePunchlines account has been doormat for a while and it says he only has one total tweet when there were way more than that several months ago.

Here are some ..

lul

[Mr. Porter]

No.

But I see him getting a nice spot this year a la Wiz

Well I see Drake getting billed higher than Wiz did. Drake will not get that typical afternoon main stage slot that so many rappers get, if he actually plays Coachella.

[WhyTheLongFace]

Well I see Drake getting billed higher than Wiz did. Drake will not get that typical afternoon main stage slot that so many rappers get, if he actually plays Coachella.

True. I can see him 8PM-8:50PM on the weak day