The Forever 21 Coachella Shirt

[HandBanana]

Shoppin with my sweetie tonite and I see this.
It's actually kinda cool. So's I bought one for my torso.

[HandBanana]

Cool story, me

[marooko]

Isn't that a chick store? And fuck that place!

[HandBanana]

Lol. Yes on both counts. But this is in their menswear for ghey dudes

[suprefan]

The v neck is a tell tale sign.

[J~$$$$]

Woah 2 things I have bought many a cheap shirts and sweaters at forever 21, and when did handbandanas come out? I thought dude had a lady interest.

[J~$$$$]

Whatevs. Forever 21 is great for cheap goods.

[HandBanana]

I only bang dudes to attract chicks.
Gay? Sure.
Gay like a fox.

[Gribbz]

HandBanana isn't gay... but sometimes I think he wishes he were.

[miscorrections]

Total pro at posting appropriately-sized pictures.

[DFrank]

Lol. Yes on both counts. But this is in their menswear for ghey dudes

Wait, its considered ghey to shop there?....dammit.

[suprefan]

Total pro at posting appropriately-sized pictures.

Gheys always like em big.

[captncrzy]

HandBanana isn't gay... but sometimes I wish he was

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[HandBanana]

Posting from my phone. I'll resize later

[Gribbz]

...

Ha. I thought I accidentally typed that for a second.


Keep dreamin'

[amyzzz]

I was taken aback once when Handbanana posted how hot some (celebrity) girl was...because I totally thought he was gay.

[HandBanana]

Eh Im comfortable with who I am.
We're all just different points on the Kinsey spectrum anyway.
If I ever felt like I wanted to get into dudes, I would simply just go get into dudes.
Dudes arent really my thing, but I dont feel like letting what I get to do and not do be governed by silly gender constructs either way. I do whut ah want.

[amyzzz]

handbanana

[menikmati]

v-neck bro

[HandBanana]

Well ya see, I COULD make my garment decisions over some idiotic "but bro's wear v necks too!" bullshit OR I could act like a grown up capable of making his own decisions and wear the cut of tee shirt that I think is most complementary to my particular frame.

That's the cool thing about being a grown up. You can do that.

Guidos have been known to wear pants and shoes too, but Im not going to let that dictate me into some doofy corner as prescribed by some Opposites Fashion scorecard.
That's just dumb and exhausting. Especially since the same kinds of people that love to play that game are the ones that bought like suckers into the new flannel shirt craze as if they all received an airdrop from the Head Office on the same day.

If one wishes to not dress like a douche, he simply has to not dress like a douche. Its not some slippery slope of gotchas. The v-neck wasnt invented in 2007 ya know.

[amyzzz]

V-necks are douchey?

[HandBanana]

Sometimes douches wear v-necks (among other things. You should see the list. It goes on forever. Im gonna have to start breathing through gills now so I dont get confused for Pauly D in public) and thats a very bad thing or whatever.

[caco0283]

wtf is wrong with v-necks? I have a few

[JebusLives]

I was also unaware of this. I don't wear them because my torso does not look good in a v-neck.

[amyzzz]

Yeah, my man has had a couple v-necks, but they don't look good, and he doesn't wear them all that much.

[J~$$$$]

When I wear a vneck people always confuse me for David Beckham.

[JebusLives]

That happens to me whenever I wear a sarong.

[Dogvolta]

Well ya see, I COULD make my garment decisions over some idiotic "but bro's wear v necks too!" bullshit OR I could act like a grown up capable of making his own decisions and wear the cut of tee shirt that I think is most complementary to my particular frame.

That's the cool thing about being a grown up. You can do that.

Guidos have been known to wear pants and shoes too, but Im not going to let that dictate me into some doofy corner as prescribed by some Opposites Fashion scorecard.
That's just dumb and exhausting. Especially since the same kinds of people that love to play that game are the ones that bought like suckers into the new flannel shirt craze as if they all received an airdrop from the Head Office on the same day.

If one wishes to not dress like a douche, he simply has to not dress like a douche. Its not some slippery slope of gotchas. The v-neck wasnt invented in 2007 ya know.

Jesus christ you just became my favorite person on the internet

[jackstraw94086]

When I wear a vneck people always confuse me for David Beckham.

when you wear a v-neck people always bend you like Beckham.

[J~$$$$]

when you wear a v-neck people always bend you like Beckham.

When you are working with this much length there is a high flexibility factor.