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    Default The Forever 21 Coachella Shirt

    Shoppin with my sweetie tonite and I see this.
    It's actually kinda cool. So's I bought one for my torso.



    Last edited by HandBanana; 07-20-2011 at 09:16 PM.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Cool story, me
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Isn't that a chick store? And fuck that place!

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    Lol. Yes on both counts. But this is in their menswear for ghey dudes
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: The Forever 21 Coachella Shirt

    The v neck is a tell tale sign.

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    Woah 2 things I have bought many a cheap shirts and sweaters at forever 21, and when did handbandanas come out? I thought dude had a lady interest.

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    Whatevs. Forever 21 is great for cheap goods.

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    I only bang dudes to attract chicks.
    Gay? Sure.
    Gay like a fox.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    HandBanana isn't gay... but sometimes I think he wishes he were.

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    Total pro at posting appropriately-sized pictures.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    Lol. Yes on both counts. But this is in their menswear for ghey dudes
    Wait, its considered ghey to shop there?....dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Total pro at posting appropriately-sized pictures.
    Gheys always like em big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    HandBanana isn't gay... but sometimes I wish he was
    ...
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Posting from my phone. I'll resize later
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    ...
    Ha. I thought I accidentally typed that for a second.


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    I was taken aback once when Handbanana posted how hot some (celebrity) girl was...because I totally thought he was gay.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Eh Im comfortable with who I am.
    We're all just different points on the Kinsey spectrum anyway.
    If I ever felt like I wanted to get into dudes, I would simply just go get into dudes.
    Dudes arent really my thing, but I dont feel like letting what I get to do and not do be governed by silly gender constructs either way. I do whut ah want.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    handbanana
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    v-neck bro

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    Well ya see, I COULD make my garment decisions over some idiotic "but bro's wear v necks too!" bullshit OR I could act like a grown up capable of making his own decisions and wear the cut of tee shirt that I think is most complementary to my particular frame.

    That's the cool thing about being a grown up. You can do that.

    Guidos have been known to wear pants and shoes too, but Im not going to let that dictate me into some doofy corner as prescribed by some Opposites Fashion scorecard.
    That's just dumb and exhausting. Especially since the same kinds of people that love to play that game are the ones that bought like suckers into the new flannel shirt craze as if they all received an airdrop from the Head Office on the same day.

    If one wishes to not dress like a douche, he simply has to not dress like a douche. Its not some slippery slope of gotchas. The v-neck wasnt invented in 2007 ya know.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    V-necks are douchey?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Sometimes douches wear v-necks (among other things. You should see the list. It goes on forever. Im gonna have to start breathing through gills now so I dont get confused for Pauly D in public) and thats a very bad thing or whatever.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    wtf is wrong with v-necks? I have a few
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    I was also unaware of this. I don't wear them because my torso does not look good in a v-neck.
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    Your stupid

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    Yeah, my man has had a couple v-necks, but they don't look good, and he doesn't wear them all that much.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    When I wear a vneck people always confuse me for David Beckham.

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    That happens to me whenever I wear a sarong.
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    Your stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    Well ya see, I COULD make my garment decisions over some idiotic "but bro's wear v necks too!" bullshit OR I could act like a grown up capable of making his own decisions and wear the cut of tee shirt that I think is most complementary to my particular frame.

    That's the cool thing about being a grown up. You can do that.

    Guidos have been known to wear pants and shoes too, but Im not going to let that dictate me into some doofy corner as prescribed by some Opposites Fashion scorecard.
    That's just dumb and exhausting. Especially since the same kinds of people that love to play that game are the ones that bought like suckers into the new flannel shirt craze as if they all received an airdrop from the Head Office on the same day.

    If one wishes to not dress like a douche, he simply has to not dress like a douche. Its not some slippery slope of gotchas. The v-neck wasnt invented in 2007 ya know.
    Jesus christ you just became my favorite person on the internet
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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    When I wear a vneck people always confuse me for David Beckham.
    when you wear a v-neck people always bend you like Beckham.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    when you wear a v-neck people always bend you like Beckham.
    When you are working with this much length there is a high flexibility factor.

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