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    I credit my disdain for glove-wearing in lab with my robust bacterial immunity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    It completely bizarre to me that you wouldn't want to know that someone you know has had their hand inside a totally insane man's asshole. It's totally fascinating.
    I pretty much assume everyone here does various "weird" sex things. It takes some of the wind out of the sails of such revelations when you realize that these things aren't actually weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    I pretty much assume everyone here does various "weird" sex things.
    because most people in the world do "weird" sex things or just as a likelihood of sluts like us?

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    Because people who are freethinking enough to be attracted to "independent" music are also less likely to be tied to bourgeois concepts of what's normal.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    I suspect most of you have sex that would bore me to death.

    Also, ugly me to blindness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    having pets definitely make you want to wash your hands a lot. I have my hands near feces and cat urine a lot and also handle gross food a lot, so I wash my hands a ton. I imagine you want to do the same when you have kids, even if you're not OCD.
    I'll wash my hands after scooping the litter but I am not going to wash my hands after each time I pet an animal or throw a toy. Before handling food but otherwise, eh.


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    Must resist what? Out with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    I'll wash my hands after scooping the litter but I am not going to wash my hands after each time I pet an animal or throw a toy. Before handling food but otherwise, eh.
    Part of this has to do with the fact that I had allergies to animals all growing up and hand washing after any pet contact became a habit. I outgrew the dog allergy but I'm still really bad with cats and other animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Must resist what? Out with it.
    the obvious joke you set yourself up for.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    because most people in the world do "weird" sex things or just as a likelihood of sluts like us?
    I am not convinced that I am right but I guess I have always (well) assumed that people were having all the sex, especially when I was younger and not.
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    I've been whacked with a wet trout

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    I am not convinced that I am right but I guess I have always (well) assumed that people were having all the sex, especially when I was younger and not.
    I'm not younger and I'm not having all the sex. I can tell you that one bud

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    I doubt 1/3 of the dudes here would take a fist in their ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Because people who are freethinking enough to be attracted to "independent" music are also less likely to be tied to bourgeois concepts of what's normal.
    High school thesis.

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    [Random post from VigoTheCarpathian that everyone ignores]
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    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    High school thesis.
    I just took a shit. And that shit -- I'm talking about the physical essence of the feces itself, curled up there in the toilet bowl -- that shit had contained within it more intelligence than a collected lifetime's worth of your inane and trivial mutterings.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    This thread is like watching an overpopulated anthill slowly fill with RC Cola.
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    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I credit my disdain for glove-wearing in lab with my robust bacterial immunity.
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    What do you do?
    What the fuck do you do?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I doubt 1/3 of the dudes here would take a fist in their ass
    what about a finger or two?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    1/2

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    1/2
    just to start. I'll even file my nails first.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    WHAT! Don't you dare trick. I'll put you on the street and make you work that ass

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    now you're talkin'!

    here's hoping my Hoevember is better than my Cocktober.
    Last edited by kvnty; 10-29-2013 at 09:32 PM.
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    haha I was waiting for you to show up in here kvnty.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I suspect most of you have sex that would bore me to death.

    Also, ugly me to blindness.
    What can we do to get you to muteness?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    haha I was waiting for you to show up in here kvnty.
    thx, couldn't quite resist the fisting mention. now I need to take care of something ...
    Last edited by kvnty; 10-30-2013 at 08:33 AM.
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    I'm bored. Mugwog, talk dirty to me.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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